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Swiping Right at the Trade Deadline: Twins Front Office Takes Talent Search to the Dating Apps By Cody Christie in Satire, July 16 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Win the Trade: Kody Clemens Outperforms Cash Considerations, By Slight Margin By Matthew Taylor in Satire, June 3, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Whoopsie on the Mound: Twins Coaches Discover They Forgot Pitcher Fielding Practice By Cody Christie in Satire, April 30, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 24 Read more... 4 comments
Twins Appoint Derek Falvey To Lead Team’s Council Of Payroll Efficiency (COPE) By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 14, 2024 Read more... 12 comments
Season Ticket Holders On Tap to Manage Apartment Building with Bert Blyleven By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 15, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
