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Pohlads to Let a Poor Throw Out First Pitch By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 21, 2025 Read more... 11 comments
Grandfather Amuses Child with Apocryphal Tales of Twins Offense By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 22, 2022 Read more... 4 comments
Joe Mauer's Guide to the Minnesota State Fair By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 2, 2022 Read more... 13 comments
Cleveland Out of Good Ideas If Twins Continue Faltering By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 4, 2023 Read more... 6 comments
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Locals React to Wednesday Rout of Yankees By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 10, 2022 Read more... 6 comments
