New Year, New Resolutions, and the Same Old Twins By Cody Christie in Satire, January 3 Read more... 2 comments
Brewers Fan ‘Leaving Door Open’ to Being Just As Insufferable as Packers Fan By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 30 Read more... 1 comment
Couchbound Fan Still Did More Over the Holidays Than Twins By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 2 Read more... 8 comments
Saints Dust Off the Royce Lewis and Matt Wallner Merch Rack By Cody Christie in Satire, May 25 Read more... 1 comment
REPORT: Twins “Aggressively” Shopping TC Bear As MLB Trade Deadline Approaches By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 4, 2024 Read more... 9 comments
Twins Front Office ‘Pretty Sure’ Free Agency Doesn’t Start Until 2025 By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 27, 2024 Read more... 40 comments
Twins Sweep of Tigers Could Be Latest Impractical Jokers Prank By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 10 Read more... 5 comments
Varland Ditches First Name Altogether, To Go By Unique Symbol Like Prince By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 20, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Front Office Confirms Payroll Is Technically a Social Construct By Cody Christie in Satire, March 10 Read more... 1 comment
The Haunting Of Thad Levine: A Twins Daily Halloween Investigation By Lou Hennessy in Satire, October 31, 2024 Read more... 0 comments
Twins Underperforming Alex Jackson Clubhouse Leadership Metric By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 11 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Think Derek Shelton Can Bring Some of That Pittsburgh Pirates Magic to Minnesota By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 31, 2025 Read more... 16 comments
