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Results Mixed As Twins Replicate Florida Spring Training Experience By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3, 2020 Read more... 8 comments
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Tom Pohlad Asks Baffled Season Ticket Holders to Purchase Mixed-Use Development in Up-and-Coming Neighborhood By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 30 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Select 1988 Toyota Celica in Obscure Rule 6 Draft By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 22, 2024 Read more... 9 comments