Twins Bullpen Solution Said to Involve Nap Under Big Pile of Coats By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 6 Read more... 0 comments
Spirit Halloween Assumes Retail Operations at Target Field By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 24, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
EXCLUSIVE: Injury Gods Discuss Twins Rotation Injuries, Suffering, and Future Plans By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 27 Read more... 5 comments
Bonnes Confirms Worst Loss of Season Was Spilled IPA By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 18 Read more... 10 comments
Twins Season So Depressing Friends Can’t Mock Reeling Tigers Fan By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 26, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
‘Horrified’ Twins Fan Enjoys Current White Sox Team By Randball's Stu in Satire, October 9 Read more... 2 comments
Otherwise Normal Man Purchases Diamondbacks/Twins Tickets By Randball's Stu in Satire, September 12, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Worry That Taylor Rogers Signing Might Make TwinsFest Too Frenzied By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 22 Read more... 11 comments
Twins Asking Limited Partners How Many SkyMiles They Have By Randball's Stu in Satire, November 21, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Optimistic Bozo Exhales, Shakes Head, Walks Around Block By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 24 Read more... 2 comments
SOURCES: Twins Hope New 'Stop Pitching Bad' Program Helps Richardson Get Back on Track By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 22 Read more... 9 comments
Reports: Twins Might Add Another Plodding, Left-Handed Outfielder to Mess with Beat Writers By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 13 Read more... 9 comments
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