Target Field's Next Statue to Honor Fans Who Hold Ownership Accountable By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 16, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
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Twins Win the Trade: Kody Clemens Outperforms Cash Considerations, By Slight Margin By Matthew Taylor in Satire, June 3, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Whoopsie on the Mound: Twins Coaches Discover They Forgot Pitcher Fielding Practice By Cody Christie in Satire, April 30, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Twins Appoint Derek Falvey To Lead Team’s Council Of Payroll Efficiency (COPE) By Lou Hennessy in Satire, November 14, 2024 Read more... 12 comments
As Season Nears, Best Non-Streaming Option Remains ‘The Untrammeled Power of Human Imagination’ By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 7, 2025 Read more... 4 comments
Twins To Host Open Tryouts For Dogs After Second "Bark In The Park" Night By Lou Hennessy in Satire, August 20, 2024 Read more... 0 comments
