Worst Doctor We Can Find Thinks Unvaccinated Twins Are Getting a Raw Deal By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 3, 2022 Read more... 71 comments
Beat Writer in Worst Shape of His Life By Randball's Stu in Satire, February 10, 2023 Read more... 52 comments
Local Man Angrier at Millionaires than Billionaires By Randball's Stu in Satire, December 3, 2021 Read more... 50 comments
Make Every Night "Obscure Twins Jersey" Night By John Bonnes in Satire, September 17, 2019 Read more... 46 comments
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Texan Is Murdered By High A In ‘God Bless America’ By John Bonnes in Satire, August 18, 2019 Read more... 42 comments
Falvey: I Will Spoil Avengers Ending If You Ask About the Bullpen One More Time By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 19, 2019 Read more... 40 comments
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With TV Rights in Flux, Twins Close Target Field to Spectators and Media By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 3, 2024 Read more... 39 comments
Local Contrarian Reveals ‘Twins Are Hitting Too Many Home Runs’ Take By Randball's Stu in Satire, May 10, 2019 Read more... 34 comments
Chris Archer Will Succeed Where Other Reclamation Projects Failed Because I Need This Very Badly By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 1, 2022 Read more... 32 comments
