Start Crafting Your Opening Day Excuse Today By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 14, 2025 Read more... 10 comments
Pope Francis’s Dying Wish: “I Just Want the Twins to Sweep the Godless Chicago White Sox” By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 24, 2025 Read more... 12 comments
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Advice for Twins Fans Dealing with Unfamiliar Sensation Called "Optimism" By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 17 Read more... 6 comments
Rocco Baldelli’s Resume is Updated and Ready to Send Out By Cody Christie in Satire, September 29, 2025 Read more... 9 comments
New City Connect Jerseys Ignite Latest TC Bear Rampage By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 14, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Turn to 'Spite and Revenge' for Bench Player Decisions By Randball's Stu in Satire, August 21 Read more... 4 comments
Other Universally Beloved Things Non-Ichiro Voter Finds Lacking By Randball's Stu in Satire, January 24, 2025 Read more... 25 comments
The Athletic Reporter Accidently Added to Center Field Group Chat By Cody Christie in Satire, April 26, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Team USA's Advice for Enjoying Opening Day By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 20 Read more... 1 comment
