Hundreds Of Men Named Cody Wait In Line To Attend Twins Daily’s Opening Day Watch Party At BlackStack Brewing By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 27, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
War Between Ownership Detractors and Exhausted Twins Optimists Enters Third Week By Lou Hennessy in Satire, August 21, 2025 Read more... 5 comments
Rejected Trade Offers For Twins All Star Joe Ryan By Lou Hennessy in Satire, July 17, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
100,000 March to State Capitol to Protest Royce Lewis Batting 8th in Lineup By Lou Hennessy in Satire, March 31 Read more... 10 comments
Twins President Derek Falvey Clearly Thought MLB Winter Meetings Were Supposed To Start Next Week By Lou Hennessy in Satire, December 10, 2024 Read more... 6 comments
Joe Mauer's: It's a Hall of Fame Life By Lou Hennessy in Satire, December 25, 2023 Read more... 9 comments
Max Kepler Loses Arm, Insists He Shouldn't Need Injured List Stint By Lou Hennessy in Satire, June 26, 2024 Read more... 8 comments
Carlos Correa Gets Boost From Release Of New Marvel Content By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 8, 2025 Read more... 2 comments
Takebot-3000 Short Circuits After Latest Bout Of Carlos Correa Trade Speculation By Lou Hennessy in Satire, December 15, 2024 Read more... 2 comments
Twins Find Just Enough Change In Pohlad Couch Cushions To Make A Few Cute Signings By Lou Hennessy in Satire, February 12, 2025 Read more... 6 comments
Twins Want Christian Vázquez's Newborn Infant Son To Learn How To Play Second Base, Just In Case By Lou Hennessy in Satire, September 12, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
