MVP Nick Punto

Would that be when he gets 13 outs, and the game ends after 14 outs?
 
The last inning was only 2 outs, and he got one of them. Sounds like half an inning to me...
 
But i suppose that was the less important question... I would hesitate to diagnose ya over a game thread (unless it be entirely obviously for comedic value alone, and not in the least for your therapeutic benefit) but gosh, i hope not!
 
Please remain cogent for the entire game and ensuing game thread, as i appreciate your thoughts!

That works too, albeit in today's game, it seems a bit unlikely.
 
I just thought Spinal Tap would approve of his ERA...
 
 

I think this is 100% unfair in this deal. Berrios was clear he was going to FA next year. They got a top 20 prospect, and a top 50-60 prospect, both in AA. I get being cynical, but this is not a good take, imo. 

I wish Nelson Cruz the best in pursuing a WS ring with the Rays. I will be rooting for the Rays for the remainder of the year. 

Well..it was fun having Nelly Cruz for these past few seasons. I will be cheering him on in the post season. 

Been a while since I checked in. Let's see how we're doing:
 

There’s our 5 run lead

A two out RISP hit by Donaldson?

The dreaded RISP...

Not to be too optimistic as the O's are terrible.....but that's 6 outta 7

Hey, 5/6 not bad against major league competition.

I just realized I left my wallet in my jeans when I threw them into the wash.
 
I hope I don’t get arrested for money laundering 

Yes!!

Viagra? Are you getting up or getting down?

Don't think so -- the ears on the second one are much bigger and a little more pointed. 

Taylor’s arm at the end of the season because we have no other competent pitchers 

You'd think you'd be sure of your sister's name.
 
 

Good point.
 
One moment and i'll fix it...

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Um

The sano hot spurt had the life of a mayfly

terribly

Doesn't fruit go bad when you leave it laying out that long? 

Ninjaed by Seth by seconds.