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  1. I'm really disappointed to see no journalists worked the phrase "slapping massive dongs" into their write-ups about the Derby. Feels like a real missed opportunity, perhaps even cowardice IMO.

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    2. wsnydes


      Maybe ALL of the journalists did and their editors ruined it for everyone?

    3. Brock Beauchamp
    4. wsnydes


      @Brock BeauchampWe can't have any fun anymore, can we?

  2. I've rarely felt strongly about specific draft picks in any sport, even less so about baseball. Too much that we as fans just don't know about these kids to have a real opinion about them.

  3. Still spamming status updates for funsies.

  4. Now I'm spamming status updates to get a badge and test the system.

  5. I'm posting a status update because I can.

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  7. Jacob deGrom's ERA+ is now at (LOL) 772.

    1. Seth Stohs

      Seth Stohs

      It's absolutely amazing what he's done. 

    2. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      @Seth Stohs His FIP is now at 0.87. I knew it was theoretically possible for a starter to have a FIP under under 1.00 but I never thought I'd see it happen.

  8. Jacob deGrom has started ten games. He has allowed four runs. He has driven in five runs. His ERA+ is… 689. Dude, seriously. 

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    2. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I generally lean away from letting pitchers win MVPs, with a few notable exceptions. If deGrom keeps this up, 2021 will be one of those exceptions. He's on pace for roughly ten win season, which is crazyland for a pitcher who only plays once every five games.

    3. Squirrel


      I wish deGrom were on my team

    4. jkcarew


      He’ll be lucky to qualify for an ERA title at this rate, let alone an MVP. But yes, the numbers are cartoonish.

  9. So, yeah, the Yankees tonight.


    1. stringer bell

      stringer bell

      Someone is featuring this matchup as the two most disappointing teams in MLB. So far, I think it is true. The pessimist in me sees the Bronx Bombers reawakening this week. The optimist says it is time for the worm to turn.

  10. I think it's time to accept that it's extremely unlikely this team will be even .500 when the deadline forces a decision.

  11. Kirilloff straight into the MN lineup tonight? Didn’t see that coming, thought he’d get reps for SPS.

    1. Seth Stohs

      Seth Stohs

      He played for the Saints the past two nights, and homered in both games. 

    2. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      Ah, okay.

      How’d I miss that?

    3. Seth Stohs

      Seth Stohs

      Must just be busy with other stuff... Ha! 

  12. Miguel Sano’s wRC+ now at 107, which is closing in on league average first baseman territory. 

  13. In today's "baseball narratives are weird and often wrong", Miguel Sano's 2021 K% is now the lowest he's ever had in his career (by 0.1.% but THAT'S STILL THE LOWEST).

    1. Otto von Ballpark

      Otto von Ballpark

      And after Wednesday's game, it's not the lowest anymore. :)

      Although it's still probably the lowest relative to the rising league K%.

  14. Nice blog entry on the Pressly deal today!

    1. Tyy1117
    2. Seth Stohs

      Seth Stohs

      Agreed. I think this can be a fun series!! Thanks for writing it. Always fun looking back! 

  15. Heading to my first Twins game in nearly two years and I couldn't be less excited to watch this team right now.

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    2. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I'm just going to get REALLY drunk so I black out by the third inning. That way I'll leave the game thinking the Twins won 4-1.

    3. stringer bell

      stringer bell

      Glad you got to see a win. 

    4. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      The win was nice but the game was still not very good, unfortunately. This team just feels so lifeless. 

  16. This team sure is fun to watch, amirite?

  17. In what inning will the Twins offense stop scoring runs tonight, the second or third?

  18. Going to start cleaning up the ads displaying *everywhere* on page, hopefully can get that resolved today.

  19. Excited to see the site gets its first regular load test during tonight's game...

  20. Here's a dated meme for your wall, Parker.

    Sacha Baron Cohen Thumbs Up GIF by Amazon Prime Video

    1. Parker Hageman

      Parker Hageman

      I’m old so I understand this reference. Thank you.

  21. Annnnnddd we're live!

    1. operation mindcrime

      operation mindcrime

      This is too much for me! Go back to the old version! 😟

  22. I get tomorrow off work so I can go home and... work. Huzzah.

  23. The new site launched. FINALLY.

  24. A much longer update. A much longer update. A much longer update. A much longer update. A much longer update.

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