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  1. I'm really disappointed to see no journalists worked the phrase "slapping massive dongs" into their write-ups about the Derby. Feels like a real missed opportunity, perhaps even cowardice IMO.

  2. I'm really disappointed to see no journalists worked the phrase "slapping massive dongs" into their write-ups about the Derby. Feels like a real missed opportunity, perhaps even cowardice IMO.

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      @Squirrel The format they switched to several years years ago is very entertaining. 

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  3. Wondering if it's legal to cross state lines with Scotch for @Squirrel?

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      Anything is legal if your car is fast enough.

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  4. Curious if you can get autographs at Target Field.

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I suspect "no" but I'm not sure. I doubt they've lifted the Covid protocols to that extent, as I believe journalists are still not allowed into clubhouses.

  5. You know what's classless, Gio? Cheating. Cheating is more than classless, you cheat

  6. Jacob deGrom's ERA+ is now at (LOL) 772.

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      @Seth Stohs His FIP is now at 0.87. I knew it was theoretically possible for a starter to have a FIP under under 1.00 but I never thought I'd see it happen.

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  7. I bought more steel Reserve to refine my eye test for tonight's game.....

     

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      Are you planning on becoming an umpire?

  8. Jacob deGrom has started ten games. He has allowed four runs. He has driven in five runs. His ERA+ is… 689. Dude, seriously. 

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I generally lean away from letting pitchers win MVPs, with a few notable exceptions. If deGrom keeps this up, 2021 will be one of those exceptions. He's on pace for roughly ten win season, which is crazyland for a pitcher who only plays once every five games.

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  9. Contemplating how far the Twins are from contention and what that means in terms of how much they should trade in July. 

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I'm actually coming to the point where I think moving both Buxton and Berrios is the smartest move going forward. If they get the right return, they could return to respectability as soon as 2023, maybe contend for the division again in 2024.

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  10. If you come to a fork in the road take it.

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      Yes. I'm always in need of additional cutlery.

  11. Can the Twins build a winning streak? The schedule is favorable, but they need to be better on the field. 

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      It's really hard to envision this team going on a prolonged winning streak given their weaknesses. Even the games where the Twins look good for seven innings, the bullpen gives back some runs and the game ends up closer than it should be.

  12. Kirilloff straight into the MN lineup tonight? Didn’t see that coming, thought he’d get reps for SPS.

  13. Could we possibly see both Alex Kirilloff and Trevor Larnach in a Twins lineup in Cleveland?!

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      That would give me a reason to watch!

  14. I wouldn’t want to be a color commentator for the Twins right now. It’s tough to put lipstick on a pig day after day. 

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      Yeah, watching the Twins find new and depressing ways to lose games has to really strain a person's ability to talk about them 3.5 hours every day.

  15. Ozzie Guillen: Pirañhas no more. They are now the guppies.

  16. Heading to my first Twins game in nearly two years and I couldn't be less excited to watch this team right now.

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      The win was nice but the game was still not very good, unfortunately. This team just feels so lifeless. 

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  17. Heading to my first Twins game in nearly two years and I couldn't be less excited to watch this team right now.

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I'm just going to get REALLY drunk so I black out by the third inning. That way I'll leave the game thinking the Twins won 4-1.

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  18. So excited that Minor League Baseball is back! Go Saints, Wind Surge, Kernels and Mighty Mussels! And Twins too! 

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      I cannot wait to visit CHS this year. Hopefully soon...

  19. What's black and white and red all over. The new Twins Daily!

    1. Brock Beauchamp

      Brock Beauchamp

      It's not black, it's charcoal.

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