https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/8/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twins-new-revenge-tour-penny-pinching-season-ticket-holders-one-roll-of-toilet-paper-at-a-time-r19169/When it comes to loyalty, few fans can match Twins Daily’s own John Bonnes. He’s the kind of season ticket holder who has been racking up loyalty rewards points all summer. Those precious tokens that, in theory, convert into gift cards, merch discounts, and maybe even a reason to keep paying for...19169Sun, 21 Sep 2025 13:00:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sources-twins-still-playing-r19171/Chris Shaw was confused. The Golden Valley man was enjoying a hazy IPA at Bricksworth Beer Co. in the North Loop neighborhood of Minneapolis on Wednesday afternoon with some co-workers, when a group of “roughly 8-10 people” in Minnesota Twins gear walked in. “We didn’t know what to mak...19171Fri, 19 Sep 2025 13:03:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-implement-new-%E2%80%9Chome-run-ball-courtesy-protocol%E2%80%9D-for-young-fans-at-target-field-r19122/The Minnesota Twins have announced new fan engagement guidelines this week to ensure that Target Field remains a drama-free zone when it comes to home run balls. The decision comes in response to a viral incident in Miami, where a female Phillies fan berated a family after they secured a home ru...19122Sun, 14 Sep 2025 15:07:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/otherwise-normal-man-purchases-diamondbackstwins-tickets-r19137/With fan morale plummeting almost as fast as the team’s winning percentage, it’s an inopportune time for the Twins to be starting a 10-game homestand to close out the home portion of their 2025 season. Even with the Yankees coming to town next week, good seats are still available, to put it mild...19137Fri, 12 Sep 2025 13:07:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twins-new-promotional-gimmicks-hot-dogs-chaos-and-desperation-r19074/Another Minnesota winter is here, which means two things are inevitable: it will be colder than a Pablo López stare after a bullpen meltdown, and the Twins’ payroll will shrink faster than Byron Buxton rounding third with both hamstrings intact. With ownership hinting at more “fiscally resp...19074Mon, 08 Sep 2025 17:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-field-replaces-orfield-laboratories-anechoic-chamber-as-quietest-place-on-earth-r19101/There is a specially constructed room at Orfield Laboratories in south Minneapolis that has long been considered the quietest place in the world. This “anechoic chamber” absorbs all sound, making it so silent that you can hear your heartbeat, your joints, and even your lungs as they fill with ai...19101Fri, 05 Sep 2025 12:17:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-athletics-survey-of-twins-fans-fails-to-include-option-for-endless-anguished-screaming-r19059/Local cat owner Aaron Gleeman posted a survey on The Athletic, a sports website run by a leading smartphone gaming company, asking Minnesota Twins fans how they’re feeling right now. It’s a valid line of questioning, after the double whammy of a trade deadline fire sale and the announcement...19059Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:22:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-untold-story-of-taylor-swift-leaving-tc-bear-at-the-altar-r19050/The world rejoiced Tuesday, when Taylor Swift said “yes” to NFL star Travis Kelce, completing America’s favorite crossover event since peanut butter met jelly. But in the shadows of this pop-cultural fireworks show lies a story the national media refuses to cover: the tragic love triangle betwee...19050Wed, 27 Aug 2025 15:02:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/exclusive-twins-daily-uncovers-joe-pohlads-burner-account-r19008/Twins Daily has exclusively found what appears to be the most shocking revelation of the summer: Joe Pohlad, the team’s Executive Chair, has been running a burner account on X (formerly Twitter). While it’s not uncommon for athletes to have secret accounts to clap back at critics, it’s a bit mor...19008Mon, 25 Aug 2025 17:05:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-daily-exclusive-details-on-mlbespn-plans-for-2026-twins-broadcasts-r19017/The Athletic’s Andrew Marchand reported Thursday that Major League Baseball and ESPN are close to reaching a deal that would give the Worldwide Leader broadcast rights to five teams, one of which is your Minnesota Twins. Initial reports were light on details, but the dogged reporting of the...19017Fri, 22 Aug 2025 12:19:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/war-between-ownership-detractors-and-exhausted-twins-optimists-enters-third-week-r19009/MINNEAPOLIS—As the club welcomed the Athletics to Target Field on Tuesday night, an ongoing battle between two factions of Twins fans continued to ring out in the streets of downtown. On one side: a group of Twins fans that are fed up with the state of the team, especially in light of the owners...19009Thu, 21 Aug 2025 14:38:33 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-totally-scientific-guide-to-picking-your-new-favorite-twins-player-after-trade-deadline-fire-sale-r18960/The Twins traded Carlos Correa, Jhoan Duran, Griffin Jax, Louis Varland, and seemingly anyone with any semblance of value in their back pocket. The result? Fans are wandering around Target Field like shoppers in a grocery store that just discontinued their favorite brand of cereal. Don’t panic....18960Sun, 17 Aug 2025 13:14:01 +0000