https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/7/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-untold-story-of-taylor-swift-leaving-tc-bear-at-the-altar-r19050/The world rejoiced Tuesday, when Taylor Swift said “yes” to NFL star Travis Kelce, completing America’s favorite crossover event since peanut butter met jelly. But in the shadows of this pop-cultural fireworks show lies a story the national media refuses to cover: the tragic love triangle betwee...19050Wed, 27 Aug 2025 15:02:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/exclusive-twins-daily-uncovers-joe-pohlads-burner-account-r19008/Twins Daily has exclusively found what appears to be the most shocking revelation of the summer: Joe Pohlad, the team’s Executive Chair, has been running a burner account on X (formerly Twitter). While it’s not uncommon for athletes to have secret accounts to clap back at critics, it’s a bit mor...19008Mon, 25 Aug 2025 17:05:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-daily-exclusive-details-on-mlbespn-plans-for-2026-twins-broadcasts-r19017/The Athletic’s Andrew Marchand reported Thursday that Major League Baseball and ESPN are close to reaching a deal that would give the Worldwide Leader broadcast rights to five teams, one of which is your Minnesota Twins. Initial reports were light on details, but the dogged reporting of the...19017Fri, 22 Aug 2025 12:19:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/war-between-ownership-detractors-and-exhausted-twins-optimists-enters-third-week-r19009/MINNEAPOLIS—As the club welcomed the Athletics to Target Field on Tuesday night, an ongoing battle between two factions of Twins fans continued to ring out in the streets of downtown. On one side: a group of Twins fans that are fed up with the state of the team, especially in light of the owners...19009Thu, 21 Aug 2025 14:38:33 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-totally-scientific-guide-to-picking-your-new-favorite-twins-player-after-trade-deadline-fire-sale-r18960/The Twins traded Carlos Correa, Jhoan Duran, Griffin Jax, Louis Varland, and seemingly anyone with any semblance of value in their back pocket. The result? Fans are wandering around Target Field like shoppers in a grocery store that just discontinued their favorite brand of cereal. Don’t panic....18960Sun, 17 Aug 2025 13:14:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/for-third-year-in-a-row-minnesota-twins-season-ticket-rep-named-worlds-toughest-job-r18974/Katie McKinney has had better days. “When the Pohlads put out the statement that they weren’t selling the team on Wednesday, I was about to start my 8-hour shift of calling and e-mailing lapsed season ticket holders,” said McKinney, 24, of Eden Prairie. “I didn’t know people had that many d...18974Fri, 15 Aug 2025 12:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-bullpen-now-just-guys-you-went-to-high-school-with-r18942/Ashley Magnuson is a Twins fan. And like other diehards, she’s been following the aftermath of Minnesota’s trade deadline demolition closely. But even she was not prepared for what she saw this week. “I think I went to prom with that guy,” she remarked to her friends on Wednesday as Brooks...18942Fri, 08 Aug 2025 10:17:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-announce-sweeping-front-office-extensions-following-deadline-falvey-named-king-emperor-r18884/MINNEAPOLIS — In a bold move to cement their organizational identity of baffling inertia, the Minnesota Twins announced a sweeping series of contract extensions for front office and coaching personnel Friday, following a deadline talent purge that subtracted 40% of the active roster. Derek...18884Sat, 02 Aug 2025 14:04:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pohlads-%E2%80%98furious-at-not-being-able-to-trade-commercial-real-estate-holdings-r18874/A disappointing post-All-Star-break record led the Minnesota Twins to make a remarkable number of transactions this week. Most notably, they traded elite closer Jhoan Duran to Philadelphia for two top Phillies prospects and sent shortstop Carlos Correa back to Houston. While the team waving...18874Fri, 01 Aug 2025 12:10:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-hold-solemn-phone-flashlight-vigil-in-remembrance-of-jhoan-duran-r18867/“It's what he would've wanted,” said little Suzie Romero, a six-year-old from St. Paul who made the trek to Target Field after news broke of her favorite player being traded away from the Twins. “Wherever you are, Jhoan, I hope you can see this.” She then illuminated the flashlight on her i...18867Thu, 31 Jul 2025 14:42:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/trade-deadline-twins-acquire-gently-used-couch-on-facebook-marketplace-r18810/With rampant speculation about what, if any, path the Minnesota Twins will take as the trade deadline action ramps up, the team surprised fans and media alike with an unexpected acquisition on Wednesday: A couch. “The couch in Rocco's (Baldelli, Twins manager) office has needed an upgrade f...18810Fri, 25 Jul 2025 12:13:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/man-born-before-interstate-highway-system-outraged-by-all-star-tie-all-other-new-things-r18765/Edwin Hoesch watched Tuesday’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game the way he watches most of his programs: Sitting in his well-worn recliner with a glass of tap water and the volume turned up punishingly high. And he didn’t like what he saw or heard. “A tie game? In baseball? Because of th...18765Fri, 18 Jul 2025 12:13:02 +0000