https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/6/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-look-at-the-best-2025-black-friday-deals-in-twins-territory-r19467/Every year, Twins Daily looks at the best Black Friday deals in the Minnesota Twins Company Store. These were graded the best by our panel of retail experts (RandBall’s Stu, John Bonnes, John Bonnes’s dog, and the ghost of Pa Ingalls). Trevor Larnach. For those baffled by Minnesota re-signi...19467Fri, 28 Nov 2025 12:33:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/oh-great-least-favorite-uncle-wants-to-tell-you-all-his-terrible-twins-opinions-at-thanksgiving-dinner-r19465/Just as you ready yourself to guzzle down your gravy-soaked plated paean to colonialism, Uncle Donny plops himself down beside you. He knows you like the Twins, and that you’re keenly plugged in to the comings and goings of the club. And now that he has you cornered, he’s going to tell you all o...19465Thu, 27 Nov 2025 13:16:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mlb-preps-emergency-plan-in-case-twins-trade-away-every-recognizable-human-before-the-field-of-dreams-game-r19450/The Minnesota Twins will be featured in Major League Baseball’s Field of Dreams Game next August, a celebration of nostalgia, cornfields, and players who ideally still exist on the roster by first pitch. Unfortunately for MLB’s marketing department, the Twins appear determined to test that last...19450Tue, 25 Nov 2025 16:08:07 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-asking-limited-partners-how-many-skymiles-they-have-r19442/MLB Commission Rob Manfred noted this week that the Pohlad family’s sale of non-controlling shares of the Minnesota Twins to unnamed limited partners continues to move forward. Although there was no update about who the partners are or how long the sale process would play out, sources famil...19442Fri, 21 Nov 2025 14:09:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-plan-to-be-active-at-las-vegas-gm-meetings-as-long-as-this-ziploc-bag-full-of-pennies-holds-out-r19409/Major League Baseball’s annual General Manager Meetings mark the kickoff of the hot stove season, when trade and acquisition rumors first start percolating before coming to a boil at December’s Winter Meetings. The 2025 edition is this week in Las Vegas, and the Minnesota Twins came in with...19409Fri, 14 Nov 2025 14:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/is-derek-shelton-the-lead-singer-of-the-national-r19379/When the Minnesota Twins introduced Derek Shelton as their new manager on Tuesday, all the questions centered around roster construction, coaching hires, and other baseball ephemera. In another case of the media failing to ask the truly tough questions, at no point did anyone ask, “Derek, are yo...19379Fri, 07 Nov 2025 15:11:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-think-derek-shelton-can-bring-some-of-that-pittsburgh-pirates-magic-to-minnesota-r19344/“Familiarity” was the buzzword as the Minnesota Twins narrowed the search for their next manager—not just with the team itself, but with the philosophy that ownership operates under. “Derek Shelton not only has experience with the team, but he also has experience with a team that’s complete...19344Fri, 31 Oct 2025 13:03:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-narrow-managerial-and-surprise-favorite-has-eerily-familiar-face-r19330/When the Twins announced that they were moving on from Rocco Baldelli, the team said it was time for a “fresh perspective” and “new energy.” Less than three weeks later, that fresh perspective apparently includes someone who sounds, looks, and even acts an awful lot like the guy they just fired....19330Wed, 29 Oct 2025 19:15:07 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-managerial-race-comes-down-to-swimsuit-competition-r19335/MINNEAPOLIS—After a weeks-long hunt to find their next skipper, the Twins have officially narrowed their search to four finalists. Now, it is believed that the job will be offered to whoever nails the fabled swimsuit competition.  “All four have shown that they could be great leaders for th...19335Wed, 29 Oct 2025 13:26:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-attempt-rare-%E2%80%9Ctakesies-backsies%E2%80%9D-trade-with-blue-jays-r19308/In a move that has left Major League Baseball’s front offices confused, amused, and deeply uncomfortable, the Minnesota Twins have officially filed paperwork to initiate the rarely used “Takesies Backsies” clause on their trade with the Toronto Blue Jays. The clause, reportedly scribbled in the...19308Mon, 27 Oct 2025 14:18:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/spirit-halloween-assumes-retail-operations-at-target-field-r19316/When you part with 40% of your team at the trade deadline, it creates a substantial inventory of souvenir jerseys, shirts, hoodies, and other memorabilia that are immediately dead stock. The question of what to do with a warehouse full of these things is not easily solvable. You need experts....19316Fri, 24 Oct 2025 12:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/aaron-gleeman-sues-twins-daily-for-intellectual-property-theft-r19311/Aaron Gleeman is trading in his podcast microphone for one behind the stand at the Minneapolis Courthouse. On Wednesday, the Senior Writer for The Athletic, who also hosts the Gleeman and the Geek podcast, decided to take Twins Daily to court for intellectual property theft. He argues the site h...19311Thu, 23 Oct 2025 14:38:00 +0000