https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/6/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rocco-baldelli-hater-preps-derisive-nickname-for-new-manager-r19239/When the Minnesota Twins relieved Rocco Baldelli of his managerial duties this week, the reaction was what you’d expect. While the Twins had missed the playoffs in four of the last five years, no reasonable observer could entirely blame Baldelli for ownership’s payroll malfeasance and the lack o...19239Fri, 03 Oct 2025 13:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-minnesota-twins-fan-guide-to-picking-the-next-manager-r19233/The Minnesota Twins have officially parted ways with Rocco Baldelli, and with the managerial seat now empty, fans everywhere are suddenly experts on what it takes to run a clubhouse. Forget years of baseball operations experience, minor league development know-how, or cutting-edge analytics. Wha...19233Thu, 02 Oct 2025 13:06:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/carlos-correa-awkwardly-shuffles-past-rocco-baldelli-on-same-flight-to-canc%C3%BAn-r19229/19229Wed, 01 Oct 2025 14:48:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rocco-baldellis-resume-is-updated-and-ready-to-send-out-r19203/The Minnesota Twins entered the last two seasons with playoff expectations, but the end results haven’t been quite what the front office envisioned. Between bullpen blowups, injured stars, and an offense that disappears like Wi-Fi in Target Field’s left-field concourse, manager Rocco Baldelli ha...19203Mon, 29 Sep 2025 13:18:03 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-season-so-depressing-friends-cant-mock-reeling-tigers-fan-r19209/Mike Twilly was born in Hamtramck, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. His family moved to the Minneapolis suburbs in 1987, when the then-9-year-old saw his beloved Tigers fall to the Minnesota Twins in a historic ALCS upset. His friends have never let him forget it. “Every time John Smoltz broa...19209Fri, 26 Sep 2025 12:16:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twins-new-revenge-tour-penny-pinching-season-ticket-holders-one-roll-of-toilet-paper-at-a-time-r19169/When it comes to loyalty, few fans can match Twins Daily’s own John Bonnes. He’s the kind of season ticket holder who has been racking up loyalty rewards points all summer. Those precious tokens that, in theory, convert into gift cards, merch discounts, and maybe even a reason to keep paying for...19169Sun, 21 Sep 2025 13:00:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sources-twins-still-playing-r19171/Chris Shaw was confused. The Golden Valley man was enjoying a hazy IPA at Bricksworth Beer Co. in the North Loop neighborhood of Minneapolis on Wednesday afternoon with some co-workers, when a group of “roughly 8-10 people” in Minnesota Twins gear walked in. “We didn’t know what to mak...19171Fri, 19 Sep 2025 13:03:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-implement-new-%E2%80%9Chome-run-ball-courtesy-protocol%E2%80%9D-for-young-fans-at-target-field-r19122/The Minnesota Twins have announced new fan engagement guidelines this week to ensure that Target Field remains a drama-free zone when it comes to home run balls. The decision comes in response to a viral incident in Miami, where a female Phillies fan berated a family after they secured a home ru...19122Sun, 14 Sep 2025 15:07:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/otherwise-normal-man-purchases-diamondbackstwins-tickets-r19137/With fan morale plummeting almost as fast as the team’s winning percentage, it’s an inopportune time for the Twins to be starting a 10-game homestand to close out the home portion of their 2025 season. Even with the Yankees coming to town next week, good seats are still available, to put it mild...19137Fri, 12 Sep 2025 13:07:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twins-new-promotional-gimmicks-hot-dogs-chaos-and-desperation-r19074/Another Minnesota winter is here, which means two things are inevitable: it will be colder than a Pablo López stare after a bullpen meltdown, and the Twins’ payroll will shrink faster than Byron Buxton rounding third with both hamstrings intact. With ownership hinting at more “fiscally resp...19074Mon, 08 Sep 2025 17:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-field-replaces-orfield-laboratories-anechoic-chamber-as-quietest-place-on-earth-r19101/There is a specially constructed room at Orfield Laboratories in south Minneapolis that has long been considered the quietest place in the world. This “anechoic chamber” absorbs all sound, making it so silent that you can hear your heartbeat, your joints, and even your lungs as they fill with ai...19101Fri, 05 Sep 2025 12:17:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-athletics-survey-of-twins-fans-fails-to-include-option-for-endless-anguished-screaming-r19059/Local cat owner Aaron Gleeman posted a survey on The Athletic, a sports website run by a leading smartphone gaming company, asking Minnesota Twins fans how they’re feeling right now. It’s a valid line of questioning, after the double whammy of a trade deadline fire sale and the announcement...19059Fri, 29 Aug 2025 12:22:01 +0000