https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/5/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/jeremy-zoll-trades-himself-back-to-the-dodgers-r19816/There are difficult starts to a new job, and then there's whatever the last few weeks have been for Jeremy Zoll. When Zoll took the reins of baseball operations at the end of last month, it was supposed to be a seamless transition from the leadership group that had helped keep Minnesota com...19816Thu, 26 Feb 2026 18:11:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/early-returns-mixed-on-minnesotas-%E2%80%98well-be-ok-if-nobody-gets-hurt-plan-r19807/Despite projections in the 72-80 win range and a remarkably small payroll, Twins owner Tom Pohlad said he expected the team to be competitive in the AL Central. The lack of splashy free-agent signings or big trades led almost everyone in Twins territory to question this goal. Still, Pohlad...19807Fri, 20 Feb 2026 15:30:18 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-front-office-cold-calling-former-players-to-see-how-their-february-looks-r19768/After an offseason of much-criticized inactivity, the Twins have spent the last couple weeks making a few more moves. A common thread in the transactions? They all used to play here. Taylor Rogers, Gio Urshela, and Liam Hendriks have all signed deals with the Twins recently. And it appears...19768Fri, 13 Feb 2026 13:19:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-fields-updated-zillow-listing-r19740/Welcome to your next real estate opportunity in the heart of downtown Minneapolis. After introducing a budget-friendly ticket package earlier this week to encourage fans to return to the ballpark, the Minnesota Twins have decided to think even bigger. If cheap tickets get people through the gate...19740Tue, 10 Feb 2026 15:14:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-bullpen-solution-said-to-involve-nap-under-big-pile-of-coats-r19738/Perhaps the biggest question mark for the Twins this offseason has been what they would do to restock their bullpen, which was decimated at last year’s trade deadline. With the exception of welcoming back Taylor Rogers, the Twins have left the cupboard bare, and there are simply no solutions lef...19738Fri, 06 Feb 2026 15:09:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/press-release-roulette-r19716/There are few jobs in baseball more thankless than working in a communications department during organizational chaos. The Minnesota Twins have managed to turn that chaos into a full-time endurance sport, and the team’s PR staff has been running wind sprints since last summer, with no hydration...19716Wed, 04 Feb 2026 19:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tom-pohlad-asks-baffled-season-ticket-holders-to-purchase-mixed-use-development-in-up-and-coming-neighborhood-r19705/Over the weekend, The Athletic’s Dan Hayes reported that Minnesota Twins executive chair Tom Pohlad called 50 lapsed season-ticket holders in an attempt to make amends with a portion of the team’s vocally displeased fan base.  As it turns out, at least some of those phone calls went in an u...19705Fri, 30 Jan 2026 14:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-owner-tom-pohlad-tries-to-win-back-fans-from-front-lawns-with-boombox-serenade-r19693/After a disheartening campaign in 2025, Ben Weber decided to drop his Twins season ticket plan heading into this year. He felt his relationship with the club had grown stale, and he needed to find out who he was apart from his longtime favorite franchise. But love doesn’t give up that easily, an...19693Thu, 29 Jan 2026 19:04:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/everyone-is-leaner-faster-and-definitely-healthier-than-last-year-r19677/Every February brings renewed hope, warmer weather, and the annual tradition of hearing that at least twelve Minnesota Twins players are in the “best shape of their lives.” This year, the organization decided to stop limiting that distinction to players and instead open it to anyone with an emai...19677Tue, 27 Jan 2026 14:09:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-expending-a-ton-of-effort-to-avoid-just-giving-isiah-kiner-falefa-5-million-dollars-r19674/  After 3,000 man-hours and nine transactions, the Twins' front office feels that they are halfway to finding a backup shortstop. In an offseason defined by the gaping holes in the bullpen, the Twins have been single-minded in their pursuit of a backup shortstop who is not Twins legend Isia...19674Sat, 24 Jan 2026 18:41:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-worry-that-taylor-rogers-signing-might-make-twinsfest-too-frenzied-r19682/The Minnesota Twins took their first (somewhat) significant step toward shoring up their depleted bullpen, signing former Twin Taylor Rogers to a 1-year, $2-million deal on Thursday. With the annual TwinsFest celebration happening this weekend, some in team leadership are concerned that things m...19682Thu, 22 Jan 2026 22:36:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/derek-falvey-sends-another-%E2%80%98re-bullpen-email-to-pohlads-r19645/The Minnesota Twins report to Fort Myers in less than a month. Derek Falvey has a plan. Twins Daily has confirmed that Falvey sent a third email to Tom Pohlad, the team’s executive chair, about acquiring funds for the team’s bullpen, which is still mostly barren after last year’s trade dead...19645Fri, 16 Jan 2026 15:08:01 +0000