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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/5/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>A Formal Apology to Ron Davis</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-formal-apology-to-ron-davis-r20226/</link><description>I've written at length&#x2014;and with startling frequency&#x2014;about the trauma Ron Davis inflicted upon me as a child. It was a rare treat for someone living 90 minutes outside the metro area to see a baseball game, and of the few I managed to see, Ron Davis managed to blow a hell-ton of them. OK, it was...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20226</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 13:09:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Twins&#x2019; Latest Hire Isn&#x2019;t a Reliever. It&#x2019;s Anthony Swarzak on Sasquatch Duty.</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twins-latest-hire-isnt-a-reliever-its-anthony-swarzak-on-sasquatch-duty-r20209/</link><description>There are plenty of ways a front office can respond to internal turmoil. Some teams hold press conferences. Others reshuffle leadership or leak carefully worded statements. The Minnesota Twins, however, have opted to call in a former reliever with a well-documented interest in the unknown....</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20209</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 17:13:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>For One Brief, Terrifying Moment, Twins Fan Pities Mets Fans</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/for-one-brief-terrifying-moment-twins-fan-pities-mets-fans-r20183/</link><description>Adam Prokosch didn't see it coming.




	"The Twins had just knocked [Mets closer] Devin Williams out of the game," said the Maple Plain resident. "The new reliever got an out, and the fans started yelling 'MVP! MVP!' The depths of their misery had sunk them to the point where they were doing lo...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20183</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:16:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Furious 2022 Twins Fans Completely Irate with 2026 Squad</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/furious-2022-twins-fans-completely-irate-with-2026-squad-r20132/</link><description>In 2022, the Minnesota Twins roared to an unexpected 22-16 start. The fans we spoke with at the time&#xA0;were surprisingly fed up with the team. Despite the promising first six weeks of the season, perhaps they sensed the team would collapse down the stretch and finish with a 78-84 mark.




	Now, w...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20132</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 13:16:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Sweep of Tigers Could Be Latest Impractical Jokers Prank</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-sweep-of-tigers-could-be-latest-impractical-jokers-prank-r20107/</link><description>As the unheralded Eric Orze closed the door on the Detroit Tigers Thursday afternoon, the Minnesota Twins found themselves above .500 for the first time since June of last year. The four-game sweep of their AL Central rivals has the skeptics and haters scrambling for an answer.




	"Obviously,...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20107</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 13:08:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fans Permitted to Enter Transfer Portal After Another Season Starts Poorly</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fans-permitted-to-enter-transfer-portal-after-another-season-starts-poorly-r20084/</link><description>There was a time when being a Minnesota Twins fan meant circling Opening Day on the calendar and talking yourself into the idea that this year would be different. That time still exists, technically, but it now lasts roughly three games, before the emotional damage begins.




	After another slu...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20084</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:08:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>New Target Field Beverages, Reviewed by Former Industry Professional</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-target-field-beverages-reviewed-by-former-industry-professional-r20062/</link><description>On Tuesday, I was invited to Target Field for a preview of the new food and drink offerings for the upcoming season. As a former industry professional, I focused on the drink side of the menu, but can heartily recommend Red Cow's Double Barrel burger and the Chocolate Fish on a Stick (it's a fis...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20062</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:08:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Walker Jenkins Has Already Replaced Joe Mauer in One Local Man&#x2019;s Brain</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/walker-jenkins-has-already-replaced-joe-mauer-in-one-local-mans-brain-r20045/</link><description>There are prospect comps, and then there is whatever is happening in Dave Kramer's living room.




	Kramer, a lifelong Twins fan and self-proclaimed &#x201C;early adopter of takes,&#x201D; has officially begun replacing every Joe Mauer reference in his vocabulary with Walker Jenkins. Not because Jenkins has...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20045</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2026 14:20:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>100,000 March to State Capitol to Protest Royce Lewis Batting 8th in Lineup</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/100000-march-to-state-capitol-to-protest-royce-lewis-batting-8th-in-lineup-r20037/</link><description>Hordes of passionate Twins fans made their way to St. Paul to make sure their voices were heard on Saturday afternoon. Starting third baseman, Royce Lewis, has found a new home near the bottom of the lineup card, and these folks have already had enough of the nonsense of the young 2026 Twins sea...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20037</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:10:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Friend's 0-162 Prediction MIght Not Have Been Joke</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/friends-0-162-prediction-might-not-have-been-joke-r20022/</link><description>Beck Bradford loves making outrageous claims in the Hrbek's Heroes group chat.




	"This is the year that they put a roof on Target Field so they can do monster truck rallies in December" reads one text. "Ron Gardenhire will prove the existence of Godzilla with a shaky cellphone video and an ey...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">20022</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 16:36:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>White Sox Fans Outraged That Math Exists and It Favors the Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/white-sox-fans-outraged-that-math-exists-and-it-favors-the-twins-r19970/</link><description>There are a few guarantees in life. Death. Taxes. And Chicago White Sox fans logging on to explain why projections are not just wrong, but deeply offensive on a personal level.




	This week&#x2019;s outrage stems from FanGraphs projecting the Minnesota Twins to finish 79-83, while the White Sox sit a...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">19970</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2026 16:00:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Team USA's Advice for Enjoying Opening Day</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/team-usas-advice-for-enjoying-opening-day-r19976/</link><description>Team USA, coming off a joyless silver medal finish in the World Baseball Classic where they had no fun of any kind, has some advice for fans on how to best enjoy MLB's Opening Day next week. Twins Daily got a sneak peek:




	
		First things first: On the way to the game, get in a fight with you...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">19976</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 12:15:01 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
