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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/45/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Texan Is Murdered By High A In &#x2018;God Bless America&#x2019;</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/texan-is-murdered-by-high-a-in-%E2%80%98god-bless-america%E2%80%99-r8276/</link><description>Last night&#x2019;s 12-7 win over the Rangers featured six runs before the Rangers got an at-bat, home runs by C.J.Cron and Miguel Sano, another solid relief outing by Trevor May and even two home runs from #OldFriend Danny Santana. But the inadvertent highlight of the game happened during the seventh in...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8276</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Aug 2019 13:54:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pennant Race Coping Mechanisms for the Average Fan</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pennant-race-coping-mechanisms-for-the-average-fan-r8262/</link><description>It&#x2019;s been close to a decade since the Minnesota Twins have been in an honest-to-Pete pennant race. You may not know how to act. Twins Daily is here to help.
If, like me, you&#x2019;ve made the mistake of being on Twitter during a Twins game lately, you&#x2019;d be forgiven for thinking the team was about to get...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8262</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2019 11:32:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Brief History of Other Randy Dobnaks</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-brief-history-of-other-randy-dobnaks-r8233/</link><description>The newest addition to the Twins roster is an inspiring story of an undrafted pitcher&#x2019;s rapid rise from the team&#x2019;s farm system to the majors. It&#x2019;s also the story of there being a young professional athlete named &#x201C;Randy Dobnak&#x201D; in 2019. In an exclusive Twins Daily investigation, we explore the type...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8233</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2019 12:44:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Guy Who Was In All-Day Meeting Thursday Walking Around Like Everything&#x2019;s Fine</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-was-in-all-day-meeting-thursday-walking-around-like-everything%E2%80%99s-fine-r8196/</link><description>Bloomington accountant oblivious to the events of the 9th inning in Miami on Thursday walks around Minneapolis as if life is full of joy and wonder.

Patrick Seivert exited the Nicollet Suite at the Minneapolis Convention Center at 5 pm on Thursday like an idiot, per multiple sources.
&#x201C;I have no i...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8196</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2019 11:18:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Surprised Season Still Happening</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-surprised-season-still-happening-r8150/</link><description>After a series that ended with two gut-wrenching losses to the New York Yankees in front of a packed Target Field, many Minnesota Twins were taken aback by a startling development on Thursday: There was another game to play.
&#x201C;I was going to clean out my locker and get some rounds of golf set up,&#x201D;...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8150</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jul 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cleveland Starts 3-Game Series Against Team of Only Babies</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/cleveland-starts-3-game-series-against-team-of-only-babies-r8113/</link><description>Soft schedule gets softer for the AL Central&#x2019;s defending champs.

Minnesota's mild slump over the last month has coincided with a Cleveland surge. Terry Francona's team has feasted on the worst of the worst in Major League Baseball, narrowing the gap in the AL Central to a mere four games.
That ea...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8113</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jul 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Minnesota Sports Fan Unable to Choose Between Panic, Dread</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-sports-fan-unable-to-choose-between-panic-dread-r8079/</link><description>The upcoming Cleveland series functions as a measuring stick for the rest of the Twins season. One Cokato man knows this all too well.

Ted Harju, 48, spent the All-Star break like a lot of Twins fans: enjoying the midsummer classic, getting projects done on his free weeknights, and alternating be...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8079</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2019 12:23:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Mauer Buys Fireworks at His Local Target</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/joe-mauer-buys-fireworks-at-his-local-target-r8055/</link><description>It&#x2019;s been years since Joe Mauer didn&#x2019;t have to work on July 4th. Now that he&#x2019;s retired, the Twins legend found himself with the entire day off to enjoy America&#x2019;s birthday. In a Twins Daily exclusive, the St. Paul native tells us how he celebrated.

It was always fun to go to the park and watch the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8055</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jul 2019 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Disappointed HR Employee Reminds Twins They Weren&#x2019;t Approved For Overtime</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/disappointed-hr-employee-reminds-twins-they-weren%E2%80%99t-approved-for-overtime-r8017/</link><description>Minnesota&#x2019;s second marathon game in ten days, an 18-inning loss to Tampa, not only exhausted the team&#x2019;s bullpen, but also put the AL Central leaders in the crosshairs of HR administrator Joe Talbott.

&#x201C;After the 17-inning game last week, I was very clear with the players and the coaching staff,&#x201D; s...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8017</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2019 12:15:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Diehard Twins Fan Admits to Self, Cat That He Didn&#x2019;t Know Who Sean Poppen Was Either</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/diehard-twins-fan-admits-to-self-cat-that-he-didn%E2%80%99t-know-who-sean-poppen-was-either-r7978/</link><description>Lino Lakes man talks a good game at work on Thursday, but later, in the quiet of his living room, reveals that he knew better.

The resurgent 2019 Twins have been a boon for Bruce Stoffer. The 3M account executive, known around the office for his omnipresent Twins cap and bobblehead collection, ha...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7978</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jun 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Royals Fan Tired of Your Complaining</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/royals-fan-tired-of-your-complaining-r7945/</link><description>You vented to your friend from Kansas City about some of the Twins' recent struggles. He's not having it.

Jeremy Tanner is your friend from childhood. A Missouri native, he's loved the Kansas City Royals that entire time, through years of incompetency to their improbable World Series win to their...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7945</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Area Man to Let Bullpen Ruin His Family's Weekend</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/area-man-to-let-bullpen-ruin-his-family39s-weekend-r7911/</link><description>In an otherwise ideal season, the Minnesota Twins' glaring weakness remains their bullpen. And at least one man is going to let it wreck the next few days.

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