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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>News: Minnesota Twins Satire</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/45/?d=1</link><description>News: Minnesota Twins Satire</description><language>en</language><item><title>Guy Who Remembers the 1999 Twins Feels Bad for the Orioles</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-remembers-the-1999-twins-feels-bad-for-the-orioles-r7724/</link><description>&#x201C;It was pretty grim. Beautiful summer day outside, and I&#x2019;d go to the Metrodome, sit in a seat that faced the visitor&#x2019;s bullpen with maybe 3,000 other disinterested people, and watch Midre Cummings and Cleatus Davidson fail. Never had a problem getting a drink at Hubert&#x2019;s, though. That was nice.&#x201D;
A...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7724</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Falvey: I Will Spoil Avengers Ending If You Ask About the Bullpen One More Time</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/falvey-i-will-spoil-avengers-ending-if-you-ask-about-the-bullpen-one-more-time-r7700/</link><description>Avengers: Endgame premieres in theaters next week, and has been the subject of much online speculation, along with requests from the studio to not spoil the film's ending. Falvey is unconcerned.
&#x201C;I know what happens,&#x201D; said the Twins Executive Vice President and Chief of Baseball Operations as he a...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7700</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:02:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Homonym Leads to Hot Water for Jason Castro, Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/homonym-leads-to-hot-water-for-jason-castro-twins-r7602/</link><description>Fort Myers police say they have reason to believe that Castro is behind a wave of crimes that have led to at least a half-dozen Twins pitchers arrested for crimes they claim they didn&#x2019;t commit.
Police spokesperson Mitch Haley says it appears Castro misunderstood staff directions to focus on pitch...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7602</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
