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Police spokesperson Mitch Haley says it appears Castro misunderstood staff directions to focus on pitch...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7602</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
