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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/43/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Garbage Can Whacker Needed For Major League Baseball Team in Houston</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/garbage-can-whacker-needed-for-major-league-baseball-team-in-houston-r8850/</link><description>Twins Daily's I-Team uncovered a 2017 Craigslist post in the Houston area. We think it speaks for itself. Please credit Twins Daily.

As I write this, the sanitation team is here fixing a little alignment I made with our trash compactor. I wish you had booked them and had gotten the correct drumbe...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8850</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2020 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ron Gardenhire Thinks These Jeopardy! Bozos Don&#x2019;t Know a Damn Thing About Baseball</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ron-gardenhire-thinks-these-jeopardy33-bozos-don%E2%80%99t-know-a-damn-thing-about-baseball-r8815/</link><description>The former Twins manager was less than pleased with the popular game show and wants to know why he can&#x2019;t find any shows about surgeons or firemen.

Jeopardy!&#x2019;s prime time Tournament of Champions has found a lot of fans this week, with one notable exception with local ties. &#x201C;The heck is a game show...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8815</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jan 2020 13:33:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Talking Yourself Into Homer Bailey and Rich Hill: A Primer</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/talking-yourself-into-homer-bailey-and-rich-hill-a-primer-r8789/</link><description>Minnesota&#x2019;s search for impact pitching this off-season went sideways. While visions of Madison Bumgarner and Hyun-Jin Ryu danced in the fanbase&#x2019;s heads, the cold reality was a New Year&#x2019;s Eve signing of Homer Bailey and Rich Hill. Put another way, this is like asking for the Lego Millennium Falcon...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8789</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2020 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Grown Man Asks Santa Claus For Starting Pitching</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/grown-man-asks-santa-claus-for-starting-pitching-r8768/</link><description>Zach Moen is 43. The Chaska native has been following the Minnesota Twins his entire life. His focus since the team&#x2019;s humbling playoff exit has been singular: Improvements to the team&#x2019;s starting rotation. With free agency a bust and the prospect of swinging a blockbuster trade daunting, he turned...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8768</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Dec 2019 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Suggestions for Attracting Free Agents to the Minnesota Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/suggestions-for-attracting-free-agents-to-the-minnesota-twins-r8750/</link><description>With the winter meetings over and the pickings for free agent talent growing slim, it appears that the Twins need some help in landing players. They have a playoff roster and money to spare yet are finding no takers. Clearly, they need some curb appeal. Here are some suggestions for turning this w...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8750</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2019 13:50:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Five Stages of Twins Free Agency Grief</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-five-stages-of-twins-free-agency-grief-r8726/</link><description>We go through this every year, regardless of who&#x2019;s running the team or what the needs are. Yes the needs are always &#x201C;starting pitching&#x201D; and &#x201C;no, really, starting pitching&#x201D; but that&#x2019;s not the point. You need skills to deal with the anguish and senselessness of the whole unforgiving enterprise. Unde...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8726</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2019 13:08:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Uncle Eager to Blame Quiet Twins Offseason On Joe Mauer</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-uncle-eager-to-blame-quiet-twins-offseason-on-joe-mauer-r8699/</link><description>Bert Galligan, a divorced business machine salesman from West St. Paul, has begun blaming the Minnesota Twins&#x2019; slow start to free agency on Joe Mauer to any and all who will listen, according to multiple nieces and nephews. Everything from holiday celebrations to everyday interactions are affected...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8699</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2019 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Gibson&#x2019;s Departure Throws Your Dad&#x2019;s Preseason Banter Into Turmoil</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/gibson%E2%80%99s-departure-throws-your-dad%E2%80%99s-preseason-banter-into-turmoil-r8679/</link><description>Your dad can be relied on for three things: Backing into a parking spot whenever possible; questioning the reliability of any meteorologist with a &#x201C;Wish I could get paid for being wrong half the time&#x201D; remark; and confiding that he really thinks this is Kyle Gibson&#x2019;s breakout year every March.

As...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8679</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2019 13:36:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fears of White Sox Competency Alarm Local Fans</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/fears-of-white-sox-competency-alarm-local-fans-r8661/</link><description>The surprising hot stove activity of the Chicago White Sox--signing Yasmani Grendal, their rumored pursuit of Zach Wheeler--is causing some tough conversations in Minnesota homes.

&#x201C;I don&#x2019;t understand, mom,&#x201D; said 6-year-old Aaron Sillman to his mother. &#x201C;You said the White Sox were dog poop, like t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8661</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2019 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Holiday Gift Ideas for Baseball Fans</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/holiday-gift-ideas-for-baseball-fans-r8635/</link><description>You have a baseball fan in your life, and the holidays are barreling down on you like Jason Kubel getting sent home by Scott Ullger even though the catcher is holding the ball and checking his phone. You want to give them a thoughtful gift that appeals to their interests, but they don&#x2019;t need anoth...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8635</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2019 12:54:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fan Can&#x2019;t Shake Feeling That Team Will Sign Kevin Correia</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fan-can%E2%80%99t-shake-feeling-that-team-will-sign-kevin-correia-r8611/</link><description>&#x201C;I know better. I know it&#x2019;s a different front office and a different mindset. But they&#x2019;re totally going to sign Kevin Correia. I can feel it.&#x201D;
Jacob Wilson watched the Twins phenomenal 2019 regular season with glee. Despite the quick playoff exit, he initially looked forward to watching Derek Falv...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8611</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2019 13:05:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Ron Gardenhire Asks What the Rules Are for Yelling at Robots</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ron-gardenhire-asks-what-the-rules-are-for-yelling-at-robots-r8586/</link><description>The former Twins manager knows the future is coming but has some questions about how it&#x2019;s implemented.

High-profile blown calls and ridiculous strike zones in the 2019 playoffs have only enhanced the call for robot umpires. One &#x201C;old school&#x201D; MLB manager accepts that something needs to be done. How...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8586</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2019 11:11:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
