https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/42/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fan-ready-to-overreact-to-3-game-losing-streak-r7844/Minnesota’s remarkable start, which has led to an MLB-leading winning percentage of .673, means that losing streaks have been few and brief. The longest one, through 49 games, has been a mere two. And Paulson knows it. “I’ve gotten comfortable, I’ll admit it,” said the Hopkins man. “They lose a ga...7844Fri, 24 May 2019 11:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/channeling-larry-king-with-randball39s-stu-r7810/Anywhoozle, I was stumped for a column topic this week (my best idea, and I actually wrote this down: “Addison Reed? More like Baddison Reed.”), so I’m doing a Twinscentric spin on Larry’s old column. Please try to enjoy. Refunds are at the door. The unexpected downside of Minnesota’s fantastic st...7810Fri, 17 May 2019 11:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-reveals-%E2%80%98twins-are-hitting-too-many-home-runs%E2%80%99-take-r7779/“They’re setting themselves up to fail in the long run,” said Daniel, as his disinterested co-workers poked at their Lean Cuisines. “If you’re not moving runners over and just relying on home runs, you’re not even playing baseball. Give me Whitey Herzog and some classic station-to-station ball any...7779Fri, 10 May 2019 11:05:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-woman-debates-telling-friend-where-the-twins-play-next-r7751/One of those friends, Shelly Ryan, was happy to lift a beer with him, but also uneasy. “He should be excited about the team, he’s a huge fan,” said Ryan, a Minneapolis-based attorney. “But I don’t think he’s looked at this weekend’s schedule yet.” Ryan peeled at the label of her High Life bottle a...7751Fri, 03 May 2019 11:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-remembers-the-1999-twins-feels-bad-for-the-orioles-r7724/“It was pretty grim. Beautiful summer day outside, and I’d go to the Metrodome, sit in a seat that faced the visitor’s bullpen with maybe 3,000 other disinterested people, and watch Midre Cummings and Cleatus Davidson fail. Never had a problem getting a drink at Hubert’s, though. That was nice.” A...7724Fri, 26 Apr 2019 11:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/falvey-i-will-spoil-avengers-ending-if-you-ask-about-the-bullpen-one-more-time-r7700/Avengers: Endgame premieres in theaters next week, and has been the subject of much online speculation, along with requests from the studio to not spoil the film's ending. Falvey is unconcerned. “I know what happens,” said the Twins Executive Vice President and Chief of Baseball Operations as he a...7700Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:02:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/homonym-leads-to-hot-water-for-jason-castro-twins-r7602/Fort Myers police say they have reason to believe that Castro is behind a wave of crimes that have led to at least a half-dozen Twins pitchers arrested for crimes they claim they didn’t commit. Police spokesperson Mitch Haley says it appears Castro misunderstood staff directions to focus on pitch...7602Fri, 15 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +0000