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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/42/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part II</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-ii-r9125/</link><description>In last week&#x2019;s installment of What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, I recommended Justified, a show that will appeal to a broad range of people, from me to Aaron Gleeman. This week, the going gets a little weirder. Some of you will hate the entire heck out of it. But the ones who dig it? We c...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9125</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 11:59:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-r9102/</link><description>So. Friday is normally when I do jokes about Mickey Hatcher and we all have a good time until someone smarter at baseball than I am posts about Max Kepler&#x2019;s launch angle or Lewis Thorpe&#x2019;s demotion. It&#x2019;s incredibly hard to do that right now.

You all know from sources more reliable for health infor...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9102</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2020 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Real Live Wolf Broadcasts Twins Game, Dozens Injured</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/real-live-wolf-broadcasts-twins-game-dozens-injured-r9070/</link><description>When FM station 102.9 The Wolf acquired the rights to simulcast Minnesota baseball games, it seemed like a win for radio listeners and the team. A tragic misunderstanding leaves many wondering if it&#x2019;s worth it.

Gloria Runnells knew something was wrong immediately.
&#x201C;We&#x2019;ve been coming to Fort Myers...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9070</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Last Days of My Beautiful Twins Zubaz</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-last-days-of-my-beautiful-twins-zubaz-r9054/</link><description>I just asked my wife if my Twins Zubaz still existed.
I have to ask. They&#x2019;ve seen better days. Their greatest wound is an inch and a half ripped seam in the crotch, rendering them useless for anything public. I&#x2019;ve thought about mending the tear, but the rest of the Zubaz are worn so thin I imagine...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9054</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 21:32:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>New Streaming Option for Twins Fans Just Your Friend Describing the Game Over the Phone</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-streaming-option-for-twins-fans-just-your-friend-describing-the-game-over-the-phone-r9040/</link><description>With YouTubeTV and Sinclair at odds, the options for cord-cutting Twins fans appeared to be dwindling. Enter Duane.

&#x201C;Buddy, I&#x2019;ve got all the channels.&#x201D;
This was the text sent by your friend Duane on Thursday evening, after news broke that your Fox Sports North provider, YouTube TV, was no longer...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9040</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Veteran Who Tricked Astros Into Cheating Tells His Story</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/veteran-who-tricked-astros-into-cheating-tells-his-story-r9008/</link><description>When news broke on Thursday that a longtime MLB star had convinced a young Houston Astros team to break the rules, many were stunned. Only Twins Daily reached out to that "very veteran star player." We present that interview now.



Twins Daily: Thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Very Veter...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9008</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Houston Astros Guide to Public Apologies</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-houston-astros-guide-to-public-apologies-r8972/</link><description>You've made a mistake. You need to make amends. Let the Houston Astros help you navigate the fraught, tricky waters of a public apology.

Now that you've stepped in it, you need to step out of it. This is how to apologize, the Astros Way:
When possible, don&#x2019;t.
 See above. Just don&#x2019;t do it. People...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8972</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2020 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Get to Know (and Meet) Actor, Producer and Musician Thomas Nicholas</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/get-to-know-and-meet-actor-producer-and-musician-thomas-nicholas-r8963/</link><description>This weekend, Thomas Nicholas who played Henry Rowengartner in the 1993 baseball movie Rookie of the Year (and Kevin Myers in the American Pie movies) will be performing in Minnesota and you can see him and even meet him. I had the chance to chat with the actor, producer and musician about his car...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8963</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2020 14:56:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Contrarian Eager to Find Fault with However This Trade Turns Out</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-eager-to-find-fault-with-however-this-trade-turns-out-r8943/</link><description>Unlikable Chaska man shares his plan for the upcoming Twins transaction, or lack thereof.

Barry Daniel has had a skip in his step and a song in his heart since Tuesday night&#x2019;s bombshell announcement of a trade that would send Twins prospect Brusdar Graterol to the Red Sox, with Dodgers starting p...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8943</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Feb 2020 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hear Me Out: It&#x2019;s Time for Junior Ortiz Boulevard</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hear-me-out-it%E2%80%99s-time-for-junior-ortiz-boulevard-r8909/</link><description>We already have Killebrew Drive, Carew Drive, and Puckett Place. But why stop there? We need to think outside the box when naming our state&#x2019;s roads. We need Junior Ortiz Boulevard.

One of the highest honors local sports heroes can garner is getting a block or two stretch of a city street named af...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8909</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2020 11:11:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Man Torn on Right Shirsey for Social Function</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-man-torn-on-right-shirsey-for-social-function-r8876/</link><description>The Minnesota Twins Winter Caravan, an off-season tour of cities and towns in Minnesota and points beyond, attracts fans eager for the upcoming season and the chance to meet current and former Twins personnel. It&#x2019;s usually the highlight of Mike Parker&#x2019;s year, but 2020 has thrown the Shakopee nativ...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8876</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>5 Songs That Should Be Added  to the Target Field Playlist for New Twins Slugger Josh Donaldson</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/5-songs-that-should-be-added-to-the-target-field-playlist-for-new-twins-slugger-josh-donaldson-r8860/</link><description>Music always adds a little spark to the stadium experience. With Josh Donaldson now a member of the Minnesota Twins, here are some songs that need to be considered as additions to the Target Field stadium mix for 2020.

Now that the Minnesota Twins officially have Josh Donaldson, the bringer of ra...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8860</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jan 2020 05:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
