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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/41/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Town Ball Umpire Hopes Patio Crowd Insults Him &#x2018;Just To Feel Something&#x2019;</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/town-ball-umpire-hopes-patio-crowd-insults-him-%E2%80%98just-to-feel-something%E2%80%99-r9413/</link><description><![CDATA[Dan’s Bar &amp; Grill in New Trier, Minnesota resumed outdoor service this week. David Petersen can’t wait for his Saturday reservation.

“I hope someone yells at me,” said Petersen. “I miss it so much.”
The longtime town ball and Legion ball umpire says that, with summer baseball not happening ac...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">9413</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2020 11:44:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's Remember Some Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/let39s-remember-some-twins-r9391/</link><description>Deadspin is terrible now, but it used to be somebody. The old, good Deadspin ran a segment called Let&#x2019;s Remember Some Guys, wherein they would open a pack of old baseball cards and remember some guys. Like Steve Jeltz. Steve Jeltz!

Since everything is objectively terrible, and we are sorely lacki...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9391</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2020 11:44:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Maintain Division Lead As Memorial Day Weekend Begins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-maintain-division-lead-as-memorial-day-weekend-begins-r9363/</link><description>Last season&#x2019;s 101-win performance elevated 2020 expectations for the Twins, but they wouldn&#x2019;t have been the first Minnesota team to turn optimism into a sadder reality. With the team in first place at the unofficial start of summer, Twins Daily asked players and staff to comment on the season so f...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9363</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2020 11:41:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Desperate Twins Fan Turns to NASCAR</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/desperate-twins-fan-turns-to-nascar-r9337/</link><description>With baseball&#x2019;s return still nebulous at best, one local fan looks to competitive auto racing for a different kind of sporting event.

Motorsports have never been Mike Holmberg&#x2019;s thing.
&#x201C;I was never a car guy,&#x201D; said the Minneapolis accountant. &#x201C;I didn&#x2019;t even own one until after college. That peopl...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9337</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2020 11:44:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Trevor Plouffe Latest Twins Third Baseman to Be Gifted with The Second Sight</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/trevor-plouffe-latest-twins-third-baseman-to-be-gifted-with-the-second-sight-r9318/</link><description>Mysterious connection between the hot corner and precognition defies experts, imparts semi-valuable information.

When Trevor Plouffe broke news of baseball&#x2019;s potential 2020 comeback on Tuesday night, he was both mocked and ridiculed. Vindication soon arrived, as ESPN&#x2019;s Jeff Passan confirmed much...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9318</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2020 11:42:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Despondent Statistician Creates Metrics for Real Housewives</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/despondent-statistician-creates-metrics-for-real-housewives-r9296/</link><description>St. Paul man doesn&#x2019;t have any games to analyze or stats to crunch. In these desperate times, he&#x2019;s creating his own.

John De Vries loves doing the math. Baseball&#x2019;s endless supply of statistics has led the local data analyst down pleasurable wormholes about launch angles, exit velocity, and win sha...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9296</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2020 11:48:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part V</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-v-r9273/</link><description>The NFL Draft is one of the dumbest things I watch, and I&#x2019;ve watched a lot of dumb things. Super dumb things. For example, I once paid money to watch Scott Aldred pitch.

The evolution of the NFL Draft doubles as a history of ESPN. What started as a janky, beige vehicle for middle-management types...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9273</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2020 11:55:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Only Baseball Blogger Not Doing a Simulated Season Takes Up Pottery</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/only-baseball-blogger-not-doing-a-simulated-season-takes-up-pottery-r9250/</link><description>&#x201C;When I realized there wasn&#x2019;t room for another fake baseball column, I picked up the clay and became one with it.&#x201D;

Corey Bulow, 36, has written about baseball his entire adult life. Even in the off-season, he&#x2019;s found enough material in winter baseball and hot stove speculation to keep posting. Th...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9250</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2020 11:23:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>8-Year-Old Child Asked For Another Plan to Resume Baseball</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/8-year-old-child-asked-for-another-plan-to-resume-baseball-r9219/</link><description>The Rutherford Elementary student who pitched the &#x201C;everyone goes to Arizona for the summer&#x201D; idea says he will consider new initiatives after snack time.

Major League Baseball&#x2019;s proposal to start the season in May in front of empty Arizona stadiums received a mixed response earlier this week.
Some...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9219</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:22:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part IV</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-iv-r9190/</link><description>In previous installments of this series, I&#x2019;ve recommended full television series that are anywhere from seven to 78 hours of entertainment. Today I offer you a simple, two-hour movie. It&#x2019;s nice.

I should note that it should not be a just a two-hour endeavor. There should be multiple, bloated sequ...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9190</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:33:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part III</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-iii-r9160/</link><description>Very few things are as good as advertised. Hype, especially in today&#x2019;s overdriven media cycle, can drain the joy out of experiencing something on its own terms. Even if it&#x2019;s good, you&#x2019;re left wondering what all the fuss was about. But when something keeps every promise made on its behalf, like 201...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9160</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 11:59:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>An Introduction to the Twins Daily Writers Fantasy League</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/an-introduction-to-the-twins-daily-writers-fantasy-league-r9149/</link><description>A few months back, well before COVID-19 became an international pandemic, a group of 16 Twins Daily writers committed to starting a fantasy baseball league. Despite no guarantee that there will be a 2020 Major League Baseball season, we decided to move forward with the draft on Sunday night.

This...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9149</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
