https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/40/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/exclusive-twins-looking-to-replace-tc-bear-with-real-live-bear-r8539/Twins Daily has learned that the Minnesota Twins plan to replace the human who portrayed beloved fake bear TC with a real, live bear. “It’s no secret that baseball’s fan base is aging, and we need to appeal to a younger crowd if we want to grow the sport,” said Twins GM Thad Levine. “The market re...8539Fri, 18 Oct 2019 11:55:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/majority-of-twins-fans-now-skeptical-that-charlie-brown-will-ever-kick-football-r8516/In a stark shift in public opinion, a new Star Tribune/MPR poll finds that 67% of Minnesota Twins fans now say that they’re either convinced or strongly convinced that Charlie Brown is never going to kick the football. The poll, which started at the end of the second inning during Monday’s Game 3...8516Fri, 11 Oct 2019 10:55:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/richfield-man-carves-out-six-hours-he39ll-need-for-a-twinsyankees-playoff-game-r8469/Unlike many Twins fans, Henry Blomquist doesn't fear the New York Yankees. "This is a different season. These guys are too young to care about the past, and honestly I'd rather play them than the Astros. Verlander and Gerrit Cole? Let the wild card team deal with that." However, Blomquist does car...8469Fri, 27 Sep 2019 17:10:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-goggles-sales-rep-banking-on-minnesota-playoff-run-r8436/Pete Tesch needs a win. The 57-year-old Waconia resident sells swimming gear and swimming accessories for a living. In a state with long winters, the margins are slim and the selling season short. The best way to make it to the next summer: clubhouse celebrations by local sports enterprises. “None...8436Fri, 20 Sep 2019 11:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/win-tickets-to-meet-luis-arraez33-r8425/ENTER HERE8425Tue, 17 Sep 2019 21:29:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/make-every-night-quotobscure-twins-jerseyquot-night-r8422/https://twitter.com/TwinsGeek/status/1173782428701351942 The comments are a gold mine. Byung-Ho Park. Kurt Suzuki. Joe Crede. Jose Offerman. Brendan Harris. Clete Thomas. That third baseman who hit .400 for part of a season so Ron Gardenhire wouldn’t sit him. Was that Luke Hughes? Who knows? I’m b...8422Tue, 17 Sep 2019 10:10:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/wait-ryan-lamarre-is-on-the-twins-again-and-he39s-starting-r8402/I’ve done some Googling, and there are definitely stories saying that the Twins reacquired him from Atlanta, but I’ve also seen stories on those “deepfake” videos that make you think Bill Hader is Tom Cruise, and the latter honestly seems more likely. Someone would have said something. Not to brag...8402Fri, 13 Sep 2019 11:10:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/authorities-religious-leaders-ask-for-perspective-when-panicking-about-jose-berrios-r8363/“I’m going to use the same voice and same words I use at elementary school programs,” said Hennepin County Emergency Management spokesperson Carolyn Marinan. “Only call 911 in case of emergency. If you lose your math homework, that’s not an emergency. If the water fountain is broken, that’s not an...8363Fri, 06 Sep 2019 11:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/vegas-releases-odds-on-next-byron-buxton-injury-r8329/These are the current odds on the next mishap that will send Buxton to the injured list. Bruised ribs 3-2 Separated shoulder 2-1 Concussion, baseball-derived 5-2 Runningintoawallatfullspeed-itis 3-1 Killer bees 7-2 Concussion, struck-by-errant-Kirk Cousins-pass-while-attending-Vikings-game-de...8329Fri, 30 Aug 2019 11:53:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/experts-say-twins-squirrel-following-familiar-path-r8293/“I saw social media blow up again last night,” said Dr. Katie Freberg, Associate Professor of Small/Medium Animal Studies at Bethel University. “I wasn’t surprised. No one should be.” Freberg says the squirrel, who reps say prefers to go by Gabriel Thee Squirrel or GTS, is following the example of...8293Wed, 21 Aug 2019 11:35:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/give-up-cleveland-now-the-invincible-twins-have-a-rally-squirrel-r8292/https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1163990505140752385?s=20 Clearly shaken, the White Sox responded with the perfect counter strategy: they hit Jorge Polanco to load the bases with two outs. This year, the Twins had hit just .170 in that situation. But even the bases-loaded curse couldn’t stop the...8292Wed, 21 Aug 2019 04:54:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/texan-is-murdered-by-high-a-in-%E2%80%98god-bless-america%E2%80%99-r8276/The Rangers started the seventh inning stretch last night with a rousing rendition of “God Bless America.” This guy went for it, really belting it out, but got a little carried away at the end when he made the bold choice to go for the high A on the last note. And choked. Literally. Poor guy...8276Sun, 18 Aug 2019 13:54:00 +0000