https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/4/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fans-permitted-to-enter-transfer-portal-after-another-season-starts-poorly-r20084/There was a time when being a Minnesota Twins fan meant circling Opening Day on the calendar and talking yourself into the idea that this year would be different. That time still exists, technically, but it now lasts roughly three games, before the emotional damage begins. After another slu...20084Wed, 08 Apr 2026 14:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-target-field-beverages-reviewed-by-former-industry-professional-r20062/On Tuesday, I was invited to Target Field for a preview of the new food and drink offerings for the upcoming season. As a former industry professional, I focused on the drink side of the menu, but can heartily recommend Red Cow's Double Barrel burger and the Chocolate Fish on a Stick (it's a fis...20062Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/walker-jenkins-has-already-replaced-joe-mauer-in-one-local-mans-brain-r20045/There are prospect comps, and then there is whatever is happening in Dave Kramer's living room. Kramer, a lifelong Twins fan and self-proclaimed “early adopter of takes,” has officially begun replacing every Joe Mauer reference in his vocabulary with Walker Jenkins. Not because Jenkins has...20045Wed, 01 Apr 2026 14:20:38 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/100000-march-to-state-capitol-to-protest-royce-lewis-batting-8th-in-lineup-r20037/Hordes of passionate Twins fans made their way to St. Paul to make sure their voices were heard on Saturday afternoon. Starting third baseman, Royce Lewis, has found a new home near the bottom of the lineup card, and these folks have already had enough of the nonsense of the young 2026 Twins sea...20037Tue, 31 Mar 2026 14:10:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/friends-0-162-prediction-might-not-have-been-joke-r20022/Beck Bradford loves making outrageous claims in the Hrbek's Heroes group chat. "This is the year that they put a roof on Target Field so they can do monster truck rallies in December" reads one text. "Ron Gardenhire will prove the existence of Godzilla with a shaky cellphone video and an ey...20022Fri, 27 Mar 2026 16:36:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/white-sox-fans-outraged-that-math-exists-and-it-favors-the-twins-r19970/There are a few guarantees in life. Death. Taxes. And Chicago White Sox fans logging on to explain why projections are not just wrong, but deeply offensive on a personal level. This week’s outrage stems from FanGraphs projecting the Minnesota Twins to finish 79-83, while the White Sox sit a...19970Sun, 22 Mar 2026 16:00:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/team-usas-advice-for-enjoying-opening-day-r19976/Team USA, coming off a joyless silver medal finish in the World Baseball Classic where they had no fun of any kind, has some advice for fans on how to best enjoy MLB's Opening Day next week. Twins Daily got a sneak peek: First things first: On the way to the game, get in a fight with you...19976Fri, 20 Mar 2026 12:15:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-host-retirement-party-for-longtime-umpire-phil-cuzzi-r19964/The Minnesota Twins held a retirement celebration last weekend honoring longtime Major League Baseball umpire Phil Cuzzi, who officially stepped away from the game after more than three decades of service. The event, which took place at Target Field, was decorated with framed scorecards and...19964Tue, 17 Mar 2026 14:02:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/reports-twins-might-add-another-plodding-left-handed-outfielder-to-mess-with-beat-writers-r19934/With the start of the regular season less than two weeks away, the composition of the Twins roster is still in flux. One thing is for certain, though: they have more than enough bat-first, defense-second, left-handed-hitting outfielders on hand. And one more might be on the way. Multip...19934Fri, 13 Mar 2026 12:23:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/front-office-confirms-payroll-is-technically-a-social-construct-r19852/The Minnesota Twins held what was described as a routine media availability earlier this week. By the end, the organization had successfully redefined one of baseball’s most foundational concepts, while introducing a bold new framework for competitive spending that relies almost entirely on beli...19852Tue, 10 Mar 2026 17:21:03 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ive-got-a-bad-feeling-about-this-r19886/Apologies in advance for stepping out from behind my satirical remove. But the situation demands it. Guys, I think the Twins might be pretty bad this year. Prior to spring training, 75 wins seemed about right. That isn't good, by any stretch of the imagination. But they had enough star...19886Fri, 06 Mar 2026 13:19:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/exclusive-injury-gods-discuss-twins-rotation-injuries-suffering-and-future-plans-r19844/With 60% of their projected starting rotation either out for the year or questionable for Opening Day, the one acknowledged strength of the 2026 Minnesota Twins is now in question. Twins Daily is fortunate to have access once again to The Injury Gods, Jontu of the Poison Wind and Cnathol the End...19844Fri, 27 Feb 2026 14:14:01 +0000