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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>News: Minnesota Twins Satire</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/39/?d=1</link><description>News: Minnesota Twins Satire</description><language>en</language><item><title>Only Baseball Blogger Not Doing a Simulated Season Takes Up Pottery</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/only-baseball-blogger-not-doing-a-simulated-season-takes-up-pottery-r9250/</link><description>Corey Bulow, 36, has written about baseball his entire adult life. Even in the off-season, he&#x2019;s found enough material in winter baseball and hot stove speculation to keep posting. The COVID-19 outbreak has proven to be a content challenge he can&#x2019;t surmount.
&#x201C;There&#x2019;s just nothing to write about,&#x201D; s...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9250</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2020 11:23:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>8-Year-Old Child Asked For Another Plan to Resume Baseball</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/8-year-old-child-asked-for-another-plan-to-resume-baseball-r9219/</link><description>Major League Baseball&#x2019;s proposal to start the season in May in front of empty Arizona stadiums received a mixed response earlier this week.
Some, understandably desperate for baseball/any kind of sports, were enthusiastic. Others, including players themselves, were much more skeptical, citing issu...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9219</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2020 11:22:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part IV</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-iv-r9190/</link><description>I should note that it should not be a just a two-hour endeavor. There should be multiple, bloated sequels with unnecessary cameos and soundtrack contributions from, say, Post Malone. There should be t-shirts in Target with quotes from it. There should be midnight showings of it at the kind of movi...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9190</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2020 11:33:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part III</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-iii-r9160/</link><description>Which brings us to Tiger King.
The 7-part Netflix documentary is the thing the internet has decided will distract us from the slow-motion horror of the current moment. The internet, which is almost never right, is completely right about this.
(Fox Sports tanning bed mishap Colin Cowherd called the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9160</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2020 11:59:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>An Introduction to the Twins Daily Writers Fantasy League</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/an-introduction-to-the-twins-daily-writers-fantasy-league-r9149/</link><description>This article will look to give you the details of the league and, more interestingly, provide an analysis of the draft. This piece will be, at times, objective using FantasyPros as a reference to assess how teams drafted. At other times, you will see &#x201C;Commish Commentary&#x201D; which is more subjective a...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9149</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball, Part II</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-part-ii-r9125/</link><description>The show is Patriot. It&#x2019;s unlike anything I&#x2019;ve ever seen. You might hate it. You might love it more than your childhood pet. There&#x2019;s no in-between.
The most straightforward description of the show is that it involves a government intelligence officer attempting to prevent a foreign country from ge...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9125</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2020 11:59:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What To Watch While You Wait For Baseball</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-to-watch-while-you-wait-for-baseball-r9102/</link><description>You all know from sources more reliable for health information than this one about flattening the curves, washing your hands, and distancing your socials. What you don&#x2019;t know is what you&#x2019;re going to watch now that there&#x2019;s no baseball (or any other sport&#x2014;they canceled golf for pity&#x2019;s sake) for a go...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9102</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2020 11:31:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Real Live Wolf Broadcasts Twins Game, Dozens Injured</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/real-live-wolf-broadcasts-twins-game-dozens-injured-r9070/</link><description>Gloria Runnells knew something was wrong immediately.
&#x201C;We&#x2019;ve been coming to Fort Myers for Spring Training games for years,&#x201D; said the Little Falls retiree. &#x201C;We always sit by the play-by-play booth, Dan Gladden will wave at us, it&#x2019;s a real fun time. When we got there on Thursday, there was debris e...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9070</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2020 15:20:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Last Days of My Beautiful Twins Zubaz</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-last-days-of-my-beautiful-twins-zubaz-r9054/</link><description>Do I wear them expecting they&#x2019;ll bring me closer to the Minnesota Twins as I slumber? Absolutely. Pajamas should always be a bridge to pleasant dreams.
In truth, I often dream of going to Twins games. Usually I&#x2019;m just wandering Target Field, trying to meet up with some group of people I&#x2019;m supposed...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9054</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2020 21:32:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>New Streaming Option for Twins Fans Just Your Friend Describing the Game Over the Phone</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-streaming-option-for-twins-fans-just-your-friend-describing-the-game-over-the-phone-r9040/</link><description>&#x201C;Buddy, I&#x2019;ve got all the channels.&#x201D;
This was the text sent by your friend Duane on Thursday evening, after news broke that your Fox Sports North provider, YouTube TV, was no longer going to be carrying Twins games after failing to reach an agreement with FSN owner Sinclair Broadcast Group.
Duane,...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9040</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2020 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Veteran Who Tricked Astros Into Cheating Tells His Story</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/veteran-who-tricked-astros-into-cheating-tells-his-story-r9008/</link><description>Twins Daily: Thank you for agreeing to this interview.
Very Veteran Star Player: No problem. Been waiting to tell my side of the story.
TD: First of all, I think the question on everyone's mind is, who are you?
VVSP: My name is Rick Crabtree.
TD: That is not the name of, and I quote, a "very vet...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">9008</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2020 13:37:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Houston Astros Guide to Public Apologies</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-houston-astros-guide-to-public-apologies-r8972/</link><description>Now that you've stepped in it, you need to step out of it. This is how to apologize, the Astros Way:
When possible, don&#x2019;t.
 See above. Just don&#x2019;t do it. People will quote you, ask follow-up questions, and point out inconsistencies in your story. Bummer City, Population: You! Seriously, don&#x2019;t.
 If...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">8972</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Feb 2020 13:09:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
