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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/38/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Bally Sports North Runners-Up Revealed</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bally-sports-north-runners-up-revealed-r10297/</link><description>Bally won the rights to put its name on the former Fox Sports North channel. Twins Daily gets an exclusive look at the brands that missed the cut.

Sinclair Broadcasting, owner of the Fox Sports regional networks, revealed Wednesday that Minnesota Twins games would be carried on Bally Sports North...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10297</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2021 13:39:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Man Who Spent Entire Pandemic Studying J.A. Happ Facts Can&#x2019;t Believe Luck</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-man-who-spent-entire-pandemic-studying-ja-happ-facts-can%E2%80%99t-believe-luck-r10265/</link><description>&#x201C;I&#x2019;ve spent ten months studying him, learning about him. I know him better than I know myself.&#x201D;

Bill Boxmeyer had a lot of downtime.
The 37-year-old White Bear Lake man lives alone and has been working remote for his IT job since March. With not much else to do, Boxmeyer had hours to learn a new...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10265</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2021 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Falvey &#x2018;Almost Done&#x2019; With The Mandalorian</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/falvey-%E2%80%98almost-done%E2%80%99-with-the-mandalorian-r10242/</link><description>The team&#x2019;s quiet off-season may soon become less so, but not before the team&#x2019;s leadership finishes what it started.

With the Chicago White Sox making a big splash this winter, Twins fans are waiting for the defending AL Central champions to make a move. Any move. Minnesota&#x2019;s President of Baseball...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10242</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 13:41:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cleveland: $20 For Box of &#x2018;Good&#x2019; Pens or Best Offer</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/cleveland-03620-for-box-of-%E2%80%98good%E2%80%99-pens-or-best-offer-r10221/</link><description>The downsizing AL Central contender is looking to make money and fast.

Cleveland finalized a massive deal on Thursday, sending superstars Francisco Lindor and Carlos Carrasco to the New York Mets. The trade brought back a haul of young prospects and more importantly trimmed $44 million off the te...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10221</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2021 13:35:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Boldest 5 Bold Twins Predictions for 2021, in Bold</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-boldest-5-bold-twins-predictions-for-2021-in-bold-r10203/</link><description>You may have seen bold predictions, even some bolder ones, but here are the boldest Twins predictions for 2021.

Make sure to bookmark this article for future reference. Before we start, allow me to apologize, the site could not support the level of bold I wanted this headline to be in. The best I...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10203</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2021 03:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Twins-Based Manifesto for Self-Improvement in 2021</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-twins-based-manifesto-for-self-improvement-in-2021-r10202/</link><description>Regionally liked Twins Daily writer offers his resolutions for the 2021 season.

Some might call these New Year's resolutions. I prefer to think of it as one person's manifesto for better fandom in 2021.
I resolve to find the executives who make the decisions to pull Twins (and Wild and Timberwolv...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10202</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2021 13:53:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rejected Fox Sports North Holiday Programming</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rejected-fox-sports-north-holiday-programming-r10186/</link><description>The cable network that carries the Twins is getting a name change. Will these proposed holiday specials finally see the light of day?

The recent announcement that the regional Fox Sports networks would be rebranded under the Bally&#x2019;s name (and allow you and the other degenerates in your family to...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10186</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:10:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twas the Night Before Christmas...(2020 Twins Edition)</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twas-the-night-before-christmas2020-twins-edition-r10184/</link><description>T&#x2019;was the night before christmas, when all through stands
Not a creature was stirring, not even the fans.
The Target Field bars and concessions were bare,
With hopes in twenty-one, we all could be there.

Twins Territory nestled in and pulled up Twins Daily,
While making their list to replace Home...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10184</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2020 02:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>For 22nd Year In A Row, Most Handsome Twins Blogger Title Goes Unclaimed</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/for-22nd-year-in-a-row-most-handsome-twins-blogger-title-goes-unclaimed-r10169/</link><description>"We&#x2019;re hideous,&#x201D; said one unlovable writer.

As Rocco Baldelli celebrated the tongue-in-cheek honor of being named MLB&#x2019;s Most Handsome Manager this week, another title went unclaimed locally, as the Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards failed to name a Most Handsome Twins Blogger for a 22nd consecutive...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2020 13:04:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Minneapolis-Based Twins Fan Googles &#x2018;St. Paul&#x2019;</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minneapolis-based-twins-fan-googles-%E2%80%98st-paul%E2%80%99-r10148/</link><description>The home of Minnesota&#x2019;s new minor-league affiliate surprises some with its alleged proximity to the state&#x2019;s largest city.

Wednesday&#x2019;s confirmation of the St. Paul Saints as the new Triple-A home for the Minnesota Twins was welcome news to many across the Twin Cities. For Minneapolis resident and...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10148</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2020 14:10:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Eds, Ranked</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/eds-ranked-r10123/</link><description>With the looming departure of Eddie Rosario, Twins Daily looks back at the storied history of Eds, Eduardos, and Eddies on the Minnesota Twins.

Eddie Rosario marks the last of the Eds in what was inarguably the greatest stretch of Eds in Minnesota Twins history. You&#x2019;ll one day tell your grandchil...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10123</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2020 13:10:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Deep Fried Turkey Accidents as Twins Playoff Losses: Twins Daily Investigates</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/deep-fried-turkey-accidents-as-twins-playoff-losses-twins-daily-investigates-r10097/</link><description>As our nation undergoes the annual rite of smoldering garages and overwhelmed burn wards, it's more important than ever to understand it in the context of the Minnesota Twins and their playoff performances.

Every year, the Minnesota Twins find a way to disappoint in the playoffs. Every year, Amer...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10097</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:03:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
