https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/37/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-twins-based-manifesto-for-self-improvement-in-2021-r10202/Some might call these New Year's resolutions. I prefer to think of it as one person's manifesto for better fandom in 2021. I resolve to find the executives who make the decisions to pull Twins (and Wild and Timberwolves) games off the air as they resolve and/or exploit carriage disputes and give t...10202Fri, 01 Jan 2021 13:53:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rejected-fox-sports-north-holiday-programming-r10186/The recent announcement that the regional Fox Sports networks would be rebranded under the Bally’s name (and allow you and the other degenerates in your family to bet on a Mariners game) has led to a lot of speculation. Most of it is centered on non-cable subscribers trying and failing to access t...10186Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:10:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twas-the-night-before-christmas2020-twins-edition-r10184/Twins Territory nestled in and pulled up Twins Daily, While making their list to replace Homer Bailey. And fans in the comments said give Bauer a cap, While wondering if Odo would get another lap. When up in the office, there arose different clatters, They also had needs for some new Bomba batters...10184Fri, 25 Dec 2020 02:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/for-22nd-year-in-a-row-most-handsome-twins-blogger-title-goes-unclaimed-r10169/As Rocco Baldelli celebrated the tongue-in-cheek honor of being named MLB’s Most Handsome Manager this week, another title went unclaimed locally, as the Minnesota Twins Diamond Awards failed to name a Most Handsome Twins Blogger for a 22nd consecutive year. “No one even submitted a name,” said a...10169Fri, 18 Dec 2020 13:04:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minneapolis-based-twins-fan-googles-%E2%80%98st-paul%E2%80%99-r10148/Wednesday’s confirmation of the St. Paul Saints as the new Triple-A home for the Minnesota Twins was welcome news to many across the Twin Cities. For Minneapolis resident and lifelong Twins fan Devin Burkhardt, it also led to a surprising discovery. “St. Paul is literally five minutes that way,” s...10148Fri, 11 Dec 2020 14:10:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/eds-ranked-r10123/Eddie Rosario marks the last of the Eds in what was inarguably the greatest stretch of Eds in Minnesota Twins history. You’ll one day tell your grandchildren about how you could go to Target Field and watch Rosario, Eduardo Escobar, and Eduardo Nunez on the same damn day. They’ll stare at you in s...10123Fri, 04 Dec 2020 13:10:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/deep-fried-turkey-accidents-as-twins-playoff-losses-twins-daily-investigates-r10097/Every year, the Minnesota Twins find a way to disappoint in the playoffs. Every year, America finds a way to keep insurers from enjoying their Thanksgiving dinner in peace. Are these two things connected? We're just asking questions. The silence that follows speaks for itself. An exhaustive Twins...10097Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:03:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/punto-wonders-if-sliding-headfirst-into-virus-would-work-r10077/Sources close to former Minnesota Twins infielder Nick Punto say the retired major leaguer has taken an interest in public health and using his unique skill set to mitigate the COVID-19 outbreak. “He’s done the reading, he’s aware of the vaccine progress, and now he has one question,” said a sourc...10077Fri, 20 Nov 2020 13:02:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/white-sox-hire-connie-mack-as-bench-coach-r10062/The Chicago White Sox announced Thursday that they’re adding another Hall of Fame manager to DUI enthusiast Tony La Russa’s coaching staff. “We’re incredibly thrilled to announce that Connie Mack will be our bench coach for the 2020 season,” said White Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf. Mack, who has been...10062Fri, 13 Nov 2020 13:40:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-ask-mlb-to-stop-the-count-of-wild-card-round-game-1-r10045/The Houston Astros defeated the Minnesota Twins 4-1 in Game 1 of the 2020 AL Wild Card round. Or did they? Lawyers for the Minnesota Twins have asked Major League Baseball to stop the innings count of Game 1 after the fifth inning, with the Twins leading 1-0. “A game can be official after five inn...10045Fri, 06 Nov 2020 13:29:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-beat-writers-announce-inaugural-%E2%80%98media-bad-guy%E2%80%99-award-r10024/Last week, the Twin Cities chapter of the Baseball Writers Association of America announced the winners of their end-of-year Diamond Awards. In addition to Minnesota Twins MVP, Rookie of the Year, and other honors, they also bequeath a Media Good Guy award. This year it was Twins reliever and unio...10024Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:01:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/dustin-may-first-children%E2%80%99s-television-workshop-creation-to-pitch-in-world-series-r10004/Although Dustin May’s appearance in Game 2 of the World Series didn’t go to plan, at least one group of fans was pleased with his performance. “Just taking the mound was a big moment for Dustin,” said Jeffrey Dunn, CEO of Children’s Television Workshop. “It was big moment for all of us here.” Dunn...10004Fri, 23 Oct 2020 11:09:00 +0000