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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/36/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>BREAKING: Almost Half a Season Left</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/breaking-almost-half-a-season-left-r10998/</link><description>Multiple sources confirm to Twins Daily that nearly 50% of the 2021 season is yet to be played, another blow to a struggling team and disappointed fanbase.



	Last Saturday&#x2019;s 6-3 loss to Kansas City was already another unremarkable defeat in a wildly disappointing 2021 Twins campaign. But in a...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10998</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2021 10:02:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Does Jose Miranda&#x2019;s Rise Mean I Have to Listen to Hamilton?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/does-jose-miranda%E2%80%99s-rise-mean-i-have-to-listen-to-hamilton-r10960/</link><description>It's a fair question. RandBall's Stu attempts to answer it.



	Jose Miranda, the surging Minnesota Twins third base prospect, is now mostly known for two things: hitting three home runs, including a grand slam, in his debut as a St. Paul Saint, on his 23rd birthday no less. The second thing? Hi...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10960</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2021 11:21:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>NASA: Newly Discovered Asteroid Will &#x2018;Definitely&#x2019; Land on Byron Buxton</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/nasa-newly-discovered-asteroid-will-%E2%80%98definitely%E2%80%99-land-on-byron-buxton-r10936/</link><description>'It&#x2019;s not an existential threat to all human life but Byron is for sure going to be out indefinitely.&#x2019;



	When NASA astronomer Steve Bland observed a new asteroid hurtling through space earlier this month, he was alarmed. The object was clearly on a path that would send it directly towards Eart...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10936</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Jun 2021 13:02:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hrbek Confirms Hoagies Not on Banned Substances List</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hrbek-confirms-hoagies-not-on-banned-substances-list-r10906/</link><description>&#x2018;This is a victory for the Twins and America,&#x2019; said the former Taco John's spokesperson.



	After a spirited series of phone calls, emails, and at least one in-person visit to the league office, former Minnesota Twins great Kent Hrbek announced Thursday that delicious, overstuffed hoagies are n...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10906</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2021 09:45:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rocco Baldelli Urges Team to &#x2018;Get Into&#x2019; Steely Dan</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rocco-baldelli-urges-team-to-%E2%80%98get-into%E2%80%99-steely-dan-r10878/</link><description>Twins skipper hopes the '70s music legends inspire the team to turn a lost season around.



	With the 2021 season rapidly slipping away, Twins manager Rocco Baldelli needed to do something. With making the team healthier being out of his hands, he did what he thought best: put on some Steely Da...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10878</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2021 04:03:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Kansas City Road Trip Journal</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-kansas-city-road-trip-journal-r10862/</link><description>With fans being welcomed back into stadiums and travel once again becoming a possibility, Twins&#xA0;road trips are back on the menu for the 2021 season. Kansas City was a logical first destination for many Twins fans, so here are some tips and experiences from one such fan who made the trip this pas...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10862</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2021 01:55:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Tenth Twins Player On Injured List Triggers Valuable Savings</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tenth-twins-player-on-injured-list-triggers-valuable-savings-r10843/</link><description>"Next one's free," said a source familiar with the team's high-deductible medical plan.



	Caleb &#x201C;Meat Raffle&#x201D; Thielbar landed on the Minnesota Twins injured list Thursday with a strained groin, joining Byron Buxton, Mitch Garver, Kenta Maeda, Max Kepler, Luis Arraez, Devin Smeltzer, Rob Refsny...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10843</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2021 10:37:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Off Day Allows Twins Fan to Convince Himself Season Isn&#x2019;t Lost</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/off-day-allows-twins-fan-to-convince-himself-season-isn%E2%80%99t-lost-r10813/</link><description>The team's recent run of near-competence has at least one fan convinced that things are turning around.



	Thursday&#x2019;s off day allowed the battered Minnesota Twins 24 valuable hours of rest. What it did for the fan base was perhaps even more critical.




	&#x201C;You know, they&#x2019;re only nine games belo...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10813</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2021 07:00:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rare Unwritten Rule Triggers Name Change for Minnesota Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rare-unwritten-rule-triggers-name-change-for-minnesota-twins-r10784/</link><description>Team must now go by 'Minnesota Cocaine Dentists' for two weeks.



	When the Minnesota Twins took the field against the Los Angeles Angels for the second half of&#xA0;Thursday&#x2019;s doubleheader, they technically weren&#x2019;t the Minnesota Twins. In the latest twist involving baseball&#x2019;s unwritten rules and th...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10784</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2021 07:52:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Bring On Bob Baffert in Consultant Role</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-bring-on-bob-baffert-in-consultant-role-r10749/</link><description>The controversial Kentucky Derby trainer is seen by some as a bold, if unconventional choice, to turn the team&#x2019;s flailing fortunes around.



	With the Minnesota Twins 2021 season on the precipice of disaster, the team&#x2019;s front office made it clear that they are willing to think outside the box i...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10749</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2021 06:47:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>State of Minnesota Relaxes Guidelines for Yelling at Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/state-of-minnesota-relaxes-guidelines-for-yelling-at-twins-r10723/</link><description>"We&#x2019;re almost to the finish line, Minnesota. Together, we can do this.&#x201D;

Citing increased vaccination rates and falling COVID numbers, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced new metrics for roasting the hell out of the Minnesota Twins.
&#x201C;I&#x2019;m incredibly proud of the work Minnesotans have done in gett...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10723</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2021 12:23:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Contrarian Quietly Deletes 'Zach Granite Is What Byron Buxton Hopes To Be' Tweet</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-quietly-deletes-39zach-granite-is-what-byron-buxton-hopes-to-be39-tweet-r10692/</link><description>Unlikable Chaska man hopes to return focus to Buxton&#x2019;s injury history.

On Thursday, Barry Daniel made the hard decision to delete an August 2017 tweet with a claim that even he could no longer defend.
The tweet read &#x201C;Face it, Twins apologists: Zach Granite is what Byron Buxton hopes to be. Deal w...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">10692</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2021 11:50:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
