https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/35/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/losing-streak-helps-local-overreactor-find-regular-season-form-r10467/Anders Goodwin is given to Twins-derived hyperbole. To the Apple Valley native, the Andrelton Simmons signing was “the team’s ticket to the World Series.” The Royce Lewis ACL tear “set the franchise back a decade, minimum.” And with the team losing a third consecutive preseason game on Thursday, h...10467Fri, 05 Mar 2021 13:41:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sources-injury-gods-have-busy-2021-planned-for-minnesota-r10431/Top Minnesota Twins prospect Royce Lewis slipped on some ice when a freak snowstorm hit his home state of Texas. When he got to Spring Training, he was diagnosed with a torn ACL. The Injury Gods took notice. “This took them by surprise too,” said a source close to the Gods, who requested anonymity...10431Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:38:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/explaining-alex-kirilloff%E2%80%99s-service-time-to-your-child-r10387/Alex Kiriloff is universally acknowledged as a major league-ready, day one starter. Yet he will almost definitely not be with the Twins as the season begins due to service time concerns. While this practical consideration may scan for adults, it might make less sense to the young baseball fan in y...10387Fri, 19 Feb 2021 13:15:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/willians-astudillo-cold-weather-tips-r10350/Hi! I’m Twins catcher Willians Astudillo. Growing up in Venezuela, I didn’t have to deal with the harsh winter months that Minnesotans do. Still, the time I’ve spent in America has given me ample experience. As this cold snap enters a second week, I’d like to share some of things I’ve discovered t...10350Fri, 12 Feb 2021 13:57:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/your-dad-set-to-absolutely-butcher-names-of-new-twins-r10326/The addition of Andrelton Simmons, Alex Colomé, and Hansel Robles heightened the 2021 expectations of many Twins fans. Your Dad, who called Brad Radke "Bill Rapke" for the duration of the pitcher's career, is confident as well. "Boy, that Anderson Simmons can really pick it," he said in a recent t...10326Fri, 05 Feb 2021 13:15:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bally-sports-north-runners-up-revealed-r10297/Sinclair Broadcasting, owner of the Fox Sports regional networks, revealed Wednesday that Minnesota Twins games would be carried on Bally Sports North this year. The gaming and casino company will be lending its name to all the former Fox networks. While we still don't know if any of these games w...10297Fri, 29 Jan 2021 13:39:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-man-who-spent-entire-pandemic-studying-ja-happ-facts-can%E2%80%99t-believe-luck-r10265/Bill Boxmeyer had a lot of downtime. The 37-year-old White Bear Lake man lives alone and has been working remote for his IT job since March. With not much else to do, Boxmeyer had hours to learn a new skill, read the great works of literature, or leave angry comments on Facebook. He chose a differ...10265Fri, 22 Jan 2021 13:04:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/falvey-%E2%80%98almost-done%E2%80%99-with-the-mandalorian-r10242/With the Chicago White Sox making a big splash this winter, Twins fans are waiting for the defending AL Central champions to make a move. Any move. Minnesota’s President of Baseball Operations Derek Falvey has one response for them. “I have two episodes left of The Mandalorian and so does (General...10242Fri, 15 Jan 2021 13:41:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/cleveland-03620-for-box-of-%E2%80%98good%E2%80%99-pens-or-best-offer-r10221/Cleveland finalized a massive deal on Thursday, sending superstars Francisco Lindor and Carlos Carrasco to the New York Mets. The trade brought back a haul of young prospects and more importantly trimmed $44 million off the team’s 2021 payroll. And team cornerstones aren’t the only thing priced to...10221Fri, 08 Jan 2021 13:35:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-boldest-5-bold-twins-predictions-for-2021-in-bold-r10203/Make sure to bookmark this article for future reference. Before we start, allow me to apologize, the site could not support the level of bold I wanted this headline to be in. The best I could do was to illustrate just how bold these are in the text of the article image. Nelson Cruz will not retur...10203Sat, 02 Jan 2021 03:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-twins-based-manifesto-for-self-improvement-in-2021-r10202/Some might call these New Year's resolutions. I prefer to think of it as one person's manifesto for better fandom in 2021. I resolve to find the executives who make the decisions to pull Twins (and Wild and Timberwolves) games off the air as they resolve and/or exploit carriage disputes and give t...10202Fri, 01 Jan 2021 13:53:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rejected-fox-sports-north-holiday-programming-r10186/The recent announcement that the regional Fox Sports networks would be rebranded under the Bally’s name (and allow you and the other degenerates in your family to bet on a Mariners game) has led to a lot of speculation. Most of it is centered on non-cable subscribers trying and failing to access t...10186Fri, 25 Dec 2020 13:10:00 +0000