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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/33/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Zack Granite</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-zack-granite-r11810/</link><description>There was a time, not too long ago, when people would say out loud that the Twins should part ways with Byron Buxton and let Zack Granite shine. This is his story.&#xA0;



	Subject: Zack Granite




	Why You Remember Him: There was a time, not so long ago, that people, maybe even people you know and...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11810</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2022 11:40:07 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>If Selig Is In, They Should All Get In</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/if-selig-is-in-they-should-all-get-in-r11799/</link><description>Later this afternoon, the Baseball Hall of Fame will be announcing the results of this year's BBWAA vote. Performance-Enhancing Drugs remain a huge topic for those who vote, or for those who care about the Hall.&#xA0;



	The Hall of Fame steroid witch hunt needs to come to its end. The guessing game...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11799</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2022 20:45:09 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Jaime Garcia</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-jaime-garcia-r11782/</link><description>The tale of a man who was traded twice in ten days, but oh what a ten days it was.



	Subject: Jaime Garcia




	Why You Remember Him: The summer of 2017. The Twins were contending for an AL Central pennant, trailing division-leading Cleveland by a mere half-game. Shoring up their rotation for...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11782</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2022 11:55:07 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Brian Harper</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-brian-harper-r11756/</link><description>This week, we discuss a man with a gigantic cell phone who couldn't strike out if he tried.



	Subject: Brian Harper




	Why You Remember Him: At the base Twins fan level, he was on the 1991 Twins and caught Game 7. For the folks who were there, we can tell you he was impossible to strike out,...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11756</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2022 12:15:06 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Buddy Boshers</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-buddy-boshers-r11726/</link><description>This week&#x2019;s subject is a grown man named Buddy.



	Subject: Jeffrey Alan &#x201C;Buddy&#x201D; Boshers




	Why You Remember Him: In the eminently forgettable 2016 Twins season (59-103, sadness everywhere, any teen fan who watched them is a Goth now and that&#x2019;s to be expected), a man took the mound for the Mi...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11726</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2022 11:30:04 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Darin Mastroianni</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-darin-mastroianni-r11698/</link><description>This week's subject is a journeyman outfielder who stayed local and developed an incredible beard.



	Subject: Darin Mastroianni




	Why You Remember Him: In the fallow times after Target Field&#x2019;s opening season, the Twins saw a lot of players. You know the staggering amount of roster churn tha...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11698</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2021 12:50:09 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Matthew LeCroy</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-matthew-lecroy-r11684/</link><description>This week, Twins Daily checks in on a good-natured southern gentleman who once brought a legend to tears.



	Subject: Matthew LeCroy




	Why You Remember Him: Catchers are inherently memorable. This is just a theory, but as with hockey goaltenders, it takes a different breed to voluntarily hav...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11684</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2021 11:20:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>A Minnesota Twins Christmas Carol - Part One</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-minnesota-twins-christmas-carol-part-one-r11676/</link><description>&#x201C;ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE MILLION?! DOLLARS?!,&#x201D; an angry Pohlad replied. &#x201C;For ONE pitcher? Did I not just give you four million dollars for Dylan Bundy?!&#x201D;



	Interior: Target Field. It is December 24th. The snow is falling. It is dark outside and the staff is working in candlelight. A Housto...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11676</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2021 21:50:09 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Lockout Lookup: Carl Pavano</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-carl-pavano-r11648/</link><description>This week, Twins Daily checks in on a veteran starting pitcher with an injury history who actually worked out for the Minnesota Twins.&#xA0;



	Subject: Carl Pavano




	Why You Remember Him: Oh, man. Carl Pavano. Won a title with the Marlins, signed a big free agent deal with the Yankees, then prom...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11648</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2021 12:20:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins&#x2019; Beat Writer Do-Hyoung Park to Compete on Jeopardy! on Monday</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins%E2%80%99-beat-writer-do-hyoung-park-to-compete-on-jeopardy-on-monday-r11649/</link><description>MLB.com&#x2019;s Minnesota Twins&#x2019; beat writer, Do-Hyoung Park, has apparently had enough of this offseason labor stoppage crap and has taken it upon himself to entertain us. Park announced on Friday that he will appear on Monday&#x2019;s Jeopardy! Show, competing against the show&#x2019;s latest juggernaut, Amy Schn...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11649</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2021 21:29:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>12 Days of Twinsmas: #12 Torii Hunter</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/12-days-of-twinsmas-12-torii-hunter-r11640/</link><description>In this series, we will be counting down the top 12 players in Twins history, starting with number 12, Torii Hunter.



	There have been plenty of great players in the history of the Minnesota Twins. From Killebrew to Buxton and many in-between, it is tough to narrow it down to the top twelve pl...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11640</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2021 17:40:15 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Tony O&#x2019;s Hall of Fame Election a Meaningful Moment for Even Youngest of Twins Fans</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tony-o%E2%80%99s-hall-of-fame-election-a-meaningful-moment-for-even-youngest-of-twins-fans-r11630/</link><description>Tony Oliva's Hall of Fame Induction is a meaningful moment for Twins fans of every generation. Theo Tollefson shares how it is a meaningful moment for him even though he was too young to see the Twins great both play and coach for the Twins.&#xA0;



	Tony Oliva is finally a Hall of Famer, something...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">11630</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2021 13:15:07 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
