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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/31/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Cleveland Finds Another Incredible Pitcher Between Couch Cushions</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/cleveland-finds-another-incredible-pitcher-between-couch-cushions-r12542/</link><description>'Oh, this happens all the time for everyone, I bet,' said a team spokesperson.



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	Cleveland&#x2019;s surprise surge to the top of the AL Central has left both fans and media types grasping for an explanation. A weak division with the projected winner struggling. A farm system that&#x2019;s been except...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12542</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2022 09:30:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>How Will Alex Kirilloff Immediately Hurt Himself?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/how-will-alex-kirilloff-immediately-hurt-himself-r12504/</link><description>With fans demanding the prospect&#x2019;s return to the majors, many wonder what season-ending injury comes next.



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	Royce Lewis showed incredible promise when he finally got the call to join an injury-ravaged Minnesota Twins squad this spring. He played so well there was an almost universal de...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12504</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2022 10:50:08 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Locals React to Wednesday Rout of Yankees</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/locals-react-to-wednesday-rout-of-yankees-r12463/</link><description>An event rare enough to challenge Halley&#x2019;s Comet or a Superwolf Blood Moon occurred Wednesday evening. The Minnesota Twins beat the brakes off the New York Yankees 8-1, in a game so lopsided that normally superstitious Twins fans were seen smiling as they left the game in the 7th inning to beat...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12463</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jun 2022 11:15:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Worst Doctor We Can Find Thinks Unvaccinated Twins Are Getting a Raw Deal</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/worst-doctor-we-can-find-thinks-unvaccinated-twins-are-getting-a-raw-deal-r12424/</link><description>&#x2018;The jury is still out on this vaccine,' he said, wobbling over the putt on 17.



	Multiple unvaccinated Twins players must sit out this weekend&#x2019;s series in Toronto due to Canada&#x2019;s COVID policies. While the medical community almost universally hails the efficacy of the vaccines, the worst docto...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12424</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2022 11:50:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Contrarian Baffled by Slumping Buxton</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-baffled-by-slumping-buxton-r12379/</link><description>&#x201C;He should be playing every day, because otherwise he&#x2019;s hurting the team. But he should be benched, because otherwise he&#x2019;s hurting the team. I am in a real pickle here.&#x201D;



	Unlikable Chaska man Barry Daniel is stumped.




	It seems like only yesterday that Daniel was irritating his co-workers...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12379</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2022 10:30:06 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fans Absolutely Furious at Surprise First Place Start</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fans-absolutely-furious-at-surprise-first-place-start-r12345/</link><description>'I&#x2019;ve never been more angry,' said Bradford.



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	With the Minnesota Twins holding a surprisingly sturdy lead in the American League Central, it&#x2019;s no wonder that the team&#x2019;s fans have some strong words about their unexpected success.




	&#x201C;It is absurd to me that they treat Byron Buxton wit...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12345</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2022 11:00:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Place Entire 40-Man Roster on Injured List</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-place-entire-40-man-roster-on-injured-list-r12307/</link><description>Teams hopes to make do with "the big kids" from local schools and playgrounds.



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	Injuries are having a major impact across baseball, as teams scramble to field healthy rosters and make constant transactions with their minor league affiliates. No team has been more affected than the Minn...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12307</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2022 09:50:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bally Sports North Ponders Tiered Subscription Service</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bally-sports-north-ponders-tiered-subscription-service-r12263/</link><description>'For $35/month, we envision a mix of live sports and all-new episodes of Tim Laudner&#x2019;s Street Justice.'



	With news that Bally Sports North is close to finally offering a subscription service for local sports fans, rumors are swirling that a premium version will soon be available.




	&#x201C;The ou...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12263</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2022 10:41:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Grandfather Amuses Child with Apocryphal Tales of Twins Offense</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/grandfather-amuses-child-with-apocryphal-tales-of-twins-offense-r12187/</link><description>'And then Grandpa said that if a batter gets a home run when the bases are loaded, they call it a grand slam. I love it when he tells me his stories.&#x2019;



	Rowan Landskog, 6, loves it when his grandfather Bill Landskog comes over to read him bedtime stories. He especially loves it when the storie...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12187</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2022 11:20:04 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Waiting For Sano</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/waiting-for-sano-r12152/</link><description>Stu took the week off so he handed the Friday content reins over to the late playwright Samuel Beckett. Turns out he's a real ball guy!



	MINNIE:

	Nothing to be done.




	PAUL:

	I'm beginning to come &#x2018;round to that opinion. All this time I've tried to put it from me, saying Paul, be reasona...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12152</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2022 09:54:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Sherry's Series Takes:  Twins vs. Dodgers</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sherrys-series-takes-twins-vs-dodgers-r12147/</link><description>The brutality of the Dodger series certainly will outweigh the few shining bright spots, but I managed to find a few, but kept it real as we lick our wounds and move forward to Boston.&#xA0;



	Kepler Got His Groove Back?

	Max Kepler had a rough season after contracting the Covid-19 virus in early...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12147</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2022 01:02:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>15 Things More Pleasant than this Twins/Dodgers Series</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/15-things-more-pleasant-than-this-twinsdodgers-series-r12145/</link><description>....at least it wasn't a perfect game...&#xA0;



	
		THE Gary S&#xE1;nchez bat flip&#xA0;
	 



	



	
		When you order buffalo wings with ranch but accidentally get blue&#xA0;cheese instead&#xA0;
	 
	
		Seeing a beardless Josh Donaldson for the first time
	 



	



	
		Going to the dentist, which is a wholly underrat...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12145</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:28:01 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
