https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/3/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-expending-a-ton-of-effort-to-avoid-just-giving-isiah-kiner-falefa-5-million-dollars-r19674/  After 3,000 man-hours and nine transactions, the Twins' front office feels that they are halfway to finding a backup shortstop. In an offseason defined by the gaping holes in the bullpen, the Twins have been single-minded in their pursuit of a backup shortstop who is not Twins legend Isia...19674Sat, 24 Jan 2026 18:41:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-worry-that-taylor-rogers-signing-might-make-twinsfest-too-frenzied-r19682/The Minnesota Twins took their first (somewhat) significant step toward shoring up their depleted bullpen, signing former Twin Taylor Rogers to a 1-year, $2-million deal on Thursday. With the annual TwinsFest celebration happening this weekend, some in team leadership are concerned that things m...19682Thu, 22 Jan 2026 22:36:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/derek-falvey-sends-another-%E2%80%98re-bullpen-email-to-pohlads-r19645/The Minnesota Twins report to Fort Myers in less than a month. Derek Falvey has a plan. Twins Daily has confirmed that Falvey sent a third email to Tom Pohlad, the team’s executive chair, about acquiring funds for the team’s bullpen, which is still mostly barren after last year’s trade dead...19645Fri, 16 Jan 2026 15:08:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-five-stages-of-twins-fandom-between-new-years-day-and-opening-day-r19615/If you're a Minnesota Twins fan, January has a way of feeling quiet. The holidays are gone, the roster is mostly settled (whether you like it or not), and spring training is still far enough away to feel theoretical. Yet, every year, the same emotional journey unfolds between the first offseason...19615Mon, 12 Jan 2026 15:03:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/your-dad-to-spend-2026-season-calling-orlando-arcia-%E2%80%98oswaldo-r19616/Sources close to your dad have confirmed that the lifelong Minnesota Twins fan and current season ticket holder will spend most of the upcoming season calling free agent signing Orlando Arcia “Oswaldo.” Oswaldo Arcia, Orlando’s brother, played for the Twins from 2013-16. Even though your da...19616Fri, 09 Jan 2026 14:07:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-year-new-resolutions-and-the-same-old-twins-r19591/The start of a new year is supposed to bring optimism, fresh goals, and the belief that this time things will be different. For the Minnesota Twins, that optimism usually lasts until about mid-April, when the weather is bad, the bats are cold, and everyone is already checking the wild-card stand...19591Sat, 03 Jan 2026 18:22:06 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/couchbound-fan-still-did-more-over-the-holidays-than-twins-r19592/Adam Pietrich is what some would call an avid indoorsman. The Minneapolis native and Twins fan enjoys hunkering down for the winter in his one-bedroom apartment with his cat, Brad Radke. He orders a lot of take out, takes PTO from his IT gig from Christmas Eve through New Year’s Day, and general...19592Fri, 02 Jan 2026 14:45:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/succession-at-target-field-r19560/The camera opens on a quiet conference room overlooking Target Field. It is pristine. It is calm. It is absolutely not calm. This is Succession, Minnesota style. There is coffee. There are spreadsheets. There is a faint sense that someone is about to be told they are still family but no longer i...19560Tue, 30 Dec 2025 18:12:37 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/awkward-tom-pohlad-asks-derek-falvey-if-he-kept-receipt-for-mickey-gasper-r19577/December 26th is known as Boxing Day in Great Britain, but in America, it’s when you exchange the duplicate gift or ill-fitting sweater you received for Christmas. And for at least one MLB franchise, it’s when you attempt an outside-the-box roster move that may very well be illegal and viol...19577Fri, 26 Dec 2025 14:17:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-twinsmas-carol-r19575/Gleeman was dead, to begin with.  Well, maybe he wasn’t dead, but he had officially decided to fully buy in to the “never leaves his home” hermit bit, and to end his involvement in his longstanding and ever-popular Twins podcast, Gleeman and the Geek. So effectively, we’ll say he was pretty...19575Fri, 26 Dec 2025 01:22:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/derek-falvey-waits-until-the-last-minute-again-r19559/If there is one tradition Derek Falvey truly embraces, it is waiting until the absolute last possible moment. Roster decisions, offseason direction, and now Christmas shopping all follow the same internal clock. With Christmas lights already boxed back up at Target Field, the Twins front office...19559Tue, 23 Dec 2025 16:29:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-man-unable-to-enjoy-christmas-because-of-the-twins-r19553/Gerald Knutson, 42, has had his holiday season ruined. Twins Daily once again supplied me with the funds to interview one local fan about his feelings about the ballclub. Unfortunately, Gerald hasn’t watched an inning since they traded Brusdar Graterol away to Los Angeles. Fox Sports North...19553Sun, 21 Dec 2025 20:41:02 +0000