https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/29/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bally-sports-north-ponders-tiered-subscription-service-r12263/With news that Bally Sports North is close to finally offering a subscription service for local sports fans, rumors are swirling that a premium version will soon be available. “The outcry for a non-cable, non-satellite option for local sports fans is undeniable,” said a BSN executive who re...12263Fri, 06 May 2022 10:41:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/grandfather-amuses-child-with-apocryphal-tales-of-twins-offense-r12187/Rowan Landskog, 6, loves it when his grandfather Bill Landskog comes over to read him bedtime stories. He especially loves it when the stories are in the realm of the fantastic and unbelievable, with tales of monsters and Martians sending him to sleep. Lately, the stories have taken an even...12187Fri, 22 Apr 2022 11:20:04 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/waiting-for-sano-r12152/MINNIE: Nothing to be done. PAUL: I'm beginning to come ‘round to that opinion. All this time I've tried to put it from me, saying Paul, be reasonable, he hasn't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. So, there you are again. MINNIE: Am I? PAUL: I'm glad to see...12152Fri, 15 Apr 2022 09:54:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sherrys-series-takes-twins-vs-dodgers-r12147/Kepler Got His Groove Back? Max Kepler had a rough season after contracting the Covid-19 virus in early 2021. Not only was his physical appearance worn and thin, but his defense and at-bats were also not what they used to be. Over the past two series, Kepler has increased his plate discipline....12147Thu, 14 Apr 2022 01:02:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/15-things-more-pleasant-than-this-twinsdodgers-series-r12145/THE Gary Sánchez bat flip  When you order buffalo wings with ranch but accidentally get blue cheese instead  Seeing a beardless Josh Donaldson for the first time Going to the dentist, which is a wholly underrated experience.  Every Eddie Rosario err...12145Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:28:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ranking-the-2022-minnesota-twins-walkup-songs-r12139/10. Jorge Polanco - “Te Siento en Para” by Liro Shaq, Ceky Viciny, Bulin 47 Is this song actually good, or has it just been around long enough that we can’t live without it? The number of times I’ve hummed the hook to myself in the past few years was enough to secure a spot for this tune, tatt...12139Wed, 13 Apr 2022 15:10:03 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/falvey-levine-trade-tc-bear-r12109/The pace of the Twins offseason went from zero to 100 once the lockout ended, with a flurry of moves by Minnesota’s management duo (President of Baseball Ops Derek Falvey and GM Thad Levine) leading to a radically different opening day lineup. And the pace has not slowed down. Shortly...12109Fri, 08 Apr 2022 10:15:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/chris-archer-will-succeed-where-other-reclamation-projects-failed-because-i-need-this-very-badly-r12064/I’ve watched countless veterans get a shot to wake up the echoes of past glory for the Minnesota Twins. In a tale as old as time, those veterans simply didn’t have it anymore, be that “it” talent, youth, conditioning, anabolic steroids, some cocktail of all these things, you name it. I’ve watche...12064Fri, 01 Apr 2022 10:35:07 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-made-dana-kiecker-transitions-to-bench-coach-role-at-century-college-r12029/Dana Kiecker, the 1983 eighth-round draft pick by the Boston Red Sox out of St. Cloud State University, has never stepped away from baseball. After playing two seasons in the big leagues with the Red Sox in 1990 and 1991, Kiecker returned home to Minnesota to continue his playing career in amate...12029Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:15:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-buzzkill-readies-does-he-pitch-zinger-r12034/As many Minnesotans return to the physical office, men like Josh Kinney await. He has two goals: Drop a “Mondays, am I right?” as early as possible on the first day of the week, and to rob his co-workers of even fleeting joy. “Lots of people on my floor are Twins fans, couple of them have s...12034Fri, 25 Mar 2022 11:15:06 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/area-fan-transitions-seamlessly-from-lockout-panic-to-roster-panic-r11995/Lisa Edmund is just about to lose it. “Where are the pitchers? Where’s the shortstop? Do we have any catchers left?” Edmund, 44, is a Minnesota Twins fan since childhood. She spent most of her winter fretting about the owners’ lockout. As the rhetoric grew harsher and games started get...11995Fri, 18 Mar 2022 11:00:07 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/lockout-lookup-sam-fuld-r11957/Subject: Sam Fuld Why You Remember Him: The 2014 Minnesota Twins outfield. You remember it, don’t you? The banged-up Josh Willingham. The inconsistent Oswaldo Arcia. The more inconsistent Danny Santana. The raw Aaron Hicks. The soon-to-retire Jason Kubel. The *squints at Baseball Reference,...11957Fri, 11 Mar 2022 12:05:08 +0000