https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/27/?d=1enhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mlb-apologizes-to-yankees-r14123/"We recognize that we should have done more in the recent series in Minnesota. It will not happen again." In a rare move for Major League Baseball, the league issued a formal apology to the New York Yankees on Thursday. “We recognize that we should have done more in the recent series in...14123Thu, 27 Apr 2023 22:21:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pag%C3%A1n-optioned-to-spacex-r14072/“We like his raw stuff,” said a company spokesperson. “He brings a lot to the table.” In the wake of another rough outing on Thursday, the Twins announced they were optioning struggling reliever Emilio Pagán to Elon Musk’s SpaceX spacecraft manufacturing business. The move took place mere ho...14072Thu, 20 Apr 2023 23:43:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twinswon-r14034/Against the Yankees? In New York? Come on. Trust nothing you see on the internet. Deep fakes and AI and unreliable sources are as common as water, as the air we breathe. Cable TV, if anything, is worse. I’m telling you this because you’ve no doubt already read stories and seen video abo...14034Fri, 14 Apr 2023 11:22:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/area-bozo-troubled-by-quicker-games-r13990/“The third hour, the golden hour, is when I really light up the umpires and players who I feel aren’t giving 100%, which is all of them.” Many are praising the rule changes that have led 2023 Major League Baseball games to finish at a demonstrably faster pace. For others, it’s making their b...13990Fri, 07 Apr 2023 11:17:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/chronic-overreactor-feeling-good-about-162-0-r13940/“This is the best baseball team America, and the world, has ever seen,” said the foolish man. A taut, well-played road win can make any baseball fan feel good about their team. For Twins fan and chronic overreactor Shane Holman, it made him feel bulletproof. “162-0. Mark it,” said the 5...13940Fri, 31 Mar 2023 11:36:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/exclusive-twins-daily-sits-down-with-the-injury-gods-r13897/“Mortals think just because We rain misery on the frail bodies of their heroes that We’re always like this. It’s simply not the case. Jontu has taken up pickleball!” With the regular season almost here, Twins Daily is proud to present this in-depth conversation with longtime Minnesota nemese...13897Fri, 24 Mar 2023 11:23:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-overvalues-prospects-thinks-matt-moses-is-finally-ready-r13865/“If (Jose) Miranda falters or gets hurt, I think Moses fits the bill,” said the clearly troubled man. It’s the age-old baseball debate: Do you hold onto your prospects at all costs, or part with them in order to upgrade the current major league squad? Terry Utgaard is in the former camp...13865Fri, 17 Mar 2023 11:12:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-man-selects-march-16th-as-byron-buxton-panic-day-r13835/While the oft-injured superstar awaits his spring training debut, one fan prepares for the worst. The Twins are a little over halfway through spring training. One notable absence from pretend game action: Byron Buxton. The oft-injured superstar hasn’t played an inning of pretend baseball yet...13835Fri, 10 Mar 2023 12:13:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-never-heard-of-edouard-julien-until-last-week-pre-furious-about-triple-a-assignment-r13801/“Juilliard [sic] is a generational talent, and the Twins are throwing it all away,” said the constantly indignant man. The early talk of Minnesota Twins spring training is not the return of Kenta Maeda or the leg of Carlos Correa, but rather the blistering start from Edouard Julien. The infi...13801Fri, 03 Mar 2023 13:16:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-acquire-donovan-r13748/Wacky Sitcom Mix-Up Lands Leitch, 76, in Fort Myers. The Minnesota Twins thought they were signing veteran infielder Donovan Solano to a one-year deal. Instead, they signed a rock-and-roll legend. “We’re pleased to announce the unexpected signing of Donovan,” said Twins PR flack Dustin...13748Fri, 24 Feb 2023 12:29:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/successful-ebay-bid-lands-bally-sports-north-for-local-collector-r13711/“I don’t really need it, but at $37.50 I figured why the heck not,” said Carlsson. Torvald Carlsson spends his days curating a formidable collection of Minnesota sports memorabilia. The retired Scandia educator counts a row of seats from the old Met Stadium, a signed Bernie Bierman football,...13711Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:24:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pitchers-and-catchers-report-a-poem-r13702/This shortest of phrases makes our hearts soar Pitchers and catchers report With driveways unshoveled and lower backs sore Pitchers and catchers report Still bitter that this year the Astros are kings We yearn for the vengeance a new season brings Like Hornsby we stare out the window...13702Wed, 15 Feb 2023 05:00:00 +0000