https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/27/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/locals-react-to-wednesday-rout-of-yankees-r12463/Jimmy Trueheart, Young Child with Fear and Distant Wonder in His Eyes: Papa told me that sometimes good things happen to bad people. When we beat the Yankees to death and left them screaming on the side of a gravel road on Wednesday night, I asked Papa, “Are we the bad people now?” Papa said, “N...12463Fri, 10 Jun 2022 11:15:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/worst-doctor-we-can-find-thinks-unvaccinated-twins-are-getting-a-raw-deal-r12424/Multiple unvaccinated Twins players must sit out this weekend’s series in Toronto due to Canada’s COVID policies. While the medical community almost universally hails the efficacy of the vaccines, the worst doctor we could find thinks the Twins are getting a raw deal. Dr. Gary Van Lowe, a r...12424Fri, 03 Jun 2022 11:50:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-baffled-by-slumping-buxton-r12379/Unlikable Chaska man Barry Daniel is stumped. It seems like only yesterday that Daniel was irritating his co-workers and a Dunn Bros. barista by loudly proclaiming that Byron Buxton can’t be an MVP, because MVPs play every day. “He came in here, looked at someone reading the sports sec...12379Fri, 27 May 2022 10:30:06 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fans-absolutely-furious-at-surprise-first-place-start-r12345/  With the Minnesota Twins holding a surprisingly sturdy lead in the American League Central, it’s no wonder that the team’s fans have some strong words about their unexpected success. “It is absurd to me that they treat Byron Buxton with kid gloves,” said Hank Winters, 67, a retired b...12345Fri, 20 May 2022 11:00:03 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-place-entire-40-man-roster-on-injured-list-r12307/  Injuries are having a major impact across baseball, as teams scramble to field healthy rosters and make constant transactions with their minor league affiliates. No team has been more affected than the Minnesota Twins, who announced Thursday that they are placing their entire 40-man roste...12307Fri, 13 May 2022 09:50:05 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bally-sports-north-ponders-tiered-subscription-service-r12263/With news that Bally Sports North is close to finally offering a subscription service for local sports fans, rumors are swirling that a premium version will soon be available. “The outcry for a non-cable, non-satellite option for local sports fans is undeniable,” said a BSN executive who re...12263Fri, 06 May 2022 10:41:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/grandfather-amuses-child-with-apocryphal-tales-of-twins-offense-r12187/Rowan Landskog, 6, loves it when his grandfather Bill Landskog comes over to read him bedtime stories. He especially loves it when the stories are in the realm of the fantastic and unbelievable, with tales of monsters and Martians sending him to sleep. Lately, the stories have taken an even...12187Fri, 22 Apr 2022 11:20:04 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/waiting-for-sano-r12152/MINNIE: Nothing to be done. PAUL: I'm beginning to come ‘round to that opinion. All this time I've tried to put it from me, saying Paul, be reasonable, he hasn't yet tried everything. And I resumed the struggle. So, there you are again. MINNIE: Am I? PAUL: I'm glad to see...12152Fri, 15 Apr 2022 09:54:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sherrys-series-takes-twins-vs-dodgers-r12147/Kepler Got His Groove Back? Max Kepler had a rough season after contracting the Covid-19 virus in early 2021. Not only was his physical appearance worn and thin, but his defense and at-bats were also not what they used to be. Over the past two series, Kepler has increased his plate discipline....12147Thu, 14 Apr 2022 01:02:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/15-things-more-pleasant-than-this-twinsdodgers-series-r12145/THE Gary Sánchez bat flip  When you order buffalo wings with ranch but accidentally get blue cheese instead  Seeing a beardless Josh Donaldson for the first time Going to the dentist, which is a wholly underrated experience.  Every Eddie Rosario err...12145Wed, 13 Apr 2022 21:28:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/ranking-the-2022-minnesota-twins-walkup-songs-r12139/10. Jorge Polanco - “Te Siento en Para” by Liro Shaq, Ceky Viciny, Bulin 47 Is this song actually good, or has it just been around long enough that we can’t live without it? The number of times I’ve hummed the hook to myself in the past few years was enough to secure a spot for this tune, tatt...12139Wed, 13 Apr 2022 15:10:03 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/falvey-levine-trade-tc-bear-r12109/The pace of the Twins offseason went from zero to 100 once the lockout ended, with a flurry of moves by Minnesota’s management duo (President of Baseball Ops Derek Falvey and GM Thad Levine) leading to a radically different opening day lineup. And the pace has not slowed down. Shortly...12109Fri, 08 Apr 2022 10:15:02 +0000