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	When baseball was put on hold in 2020 while the world sorted out the pandemic and how we would move forward, fans took to social media in the form of TikTok to talk about their favorite teams, players and drama unfolding. It was a way to stay connected to the game we all love and see thin...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12886</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Aug 2022 16:00:13 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Social Media is Changing about Baseball: MLB Ambassadors</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-social-media-is-changing-about-baseball-mlb-ambassadors-r12882/</link><description>"It's evolve or die, really,&#xA0; you have to evolve, you have to move on otherwise it just becomes stagnant" ~ Craig Charles.




	In 2020, the world stopped. It simply stopped. A global virus was spreading like wildfire, stopping jobs, schools, and sports. Stuck inside for months and a shortened b...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12882</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 14:00:35 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Mahle Injured Before Local Stepdad Can Mispronounce Last Name</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mahle-injured-before-local-stepdad-can-mispronounce-last-name-r12891/</link><description>Connor Landry, 12, was excited about Minnesota&#x2019;s flurry of trade deadline activity.




	&#x201C;They looked like they were really trying,&#x201D; said the Eagan 7th-grader. &#x201C;They got bullpen guys! They got Tyler Mahle! And now he&#x2019;s already hurt.&#x201D;




	The latter incident means Connor&#x2019;s stepdad, Kevin, still...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12891</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2022 10:22:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Slovenly Oaf Thinks Buxton Should Play Through Pain</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/slovenly-oaf-thinks-buxton-should-play-through-pain-r12854/</link><description>&#xA0;




	As the Minnesota Twins closely monitor the condition of Byron Buxton&#x2019;s knee, at least one fan thinks the whole situation has gone too far.




	&#x201C;There&#x2019;s a difference between hurt and injured, and sometimes you have to play hurt,&#x201D; said Charlie Johnsrud, 54, a real slob. &#x201C;I think the Twins...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12854</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Aug 2022 11:05:05 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Minnesotans Looking for Answers After Front Office Competency</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesotans-looking-for-answers-after-front-office-competency-r12816/</link><description>&#xA0;




	Minnesota shored up its rotation and battered bullpen in front of the 2022 MLB trade deadline to near-universal acclaim from local and national media. With the team&#x2019;s obvious needs met at the cost of a handful of good prospects, local fans are left wondering what happened.




	&#x201C;That&#x2019;s no...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12816</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Aug 2022 11:00:14 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Choose Your Own Trade Deadline Adventure</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/choose-your-own-trade-deadline-adventure-r12773/</link><description>&#xA0;




	DID THE TWINS MAKE A MOVE?




	
		IF NO: Standing pat gives us every indication that the Twins hope the rotation&#x2019;s slump ends, Kenta Maeda saves the bullpen, and the offense does the rest. I&#x2019;m skeptical! THE END
	 
	
		IF YES: DID THE TWINS TRADE FOR A STARTING PITCHER
		
			
				IF YES:...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12773</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2022 10:40:12 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bremer Uses Long All-Star Break to Get Mickey Hatcher Face Tattoo</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bremer-uses-long-all-star-break-to-get-mickey-hatcher-face-tattoo-r12737/</link><description>&#xA0;




	Fans tuning in to Bally Sports North for Saturday&#x2019;s Twins/Tigers tilt might notice a difference. Not on the field, but off.




	Dick Bremer, the veteran broadcaster who has handled play-by-play duties for the Minnesota Twins since 1983, revealed that he got a full-face tattoo paying trib...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12737</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jul 2022 10:50:08 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Minnesota&#x2019;s Big Second Half Move Revealed: Keep Tony La Russa Employed</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota%E2%80%99s-big-second-half-move-revealed-keep-tony-la-russa-employed-r12674/</link><description>&#xA0;




	With obvious needs like bullpen depth and another starting pitcher staring them in the face, sources familiar with the Twins front office say they have a singular focus headed into the All-Star break:




	The godless Chicago White Sox. In particular, the manager&#x2019;s job security.




	Tony...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12674</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2022 12:00:10 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dozens Injured as Twins Bullpen Attempts to Prepare Salad</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/dozens-injured-as-twins-bullpen-attempts-to-prepare-salad-r12634/</link><description>&#xA0;




	Thursday&#x2019;s off day provided the Minnesota Twins with some much-needed downtime, including their annual Summer Potluck. But the charcuterie turned to carnage when members of the Twins bullpen botched their dish, injuring dozens in the clubhouse.




	&#x201C;We had a real nice spread laid out,&#x201D; s...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12634</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2022 10:40:23 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Experts: Twins Letting Cleveland Win All These Games Might Backfire</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/experts-twins-letting-cleveland-win-all-these-games-might-backfire-r12589/</link><description>&#xA0;




	In an otherwise positive season for the Minnesota Twins, one troublesome negative stands out: They keep letting the Cleveland Guardians baseball team win games they oughtn&#x2019;t.




	Late-game meltdowns by the bullpen in general and Emilio Pagan in specific have flipped the result of five re...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12589</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 11:05:10 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cleveland Finds Another Incredible Pitcher Between Couch Cushions</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/cleveland-finds-another-incredible-pitcher-between-couch-cushions-r12542/</link><description>&#xA0;




	Cleveland&#x2019;s surprise surge to the top of the AL Central has left both fans and media types grasping for an explanation. A weak division with the projected winner struggling. A farm system that&#x2019;s been exceptional at identifying and developing talent. MVP work from Jose Ramirez. And finding...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12542</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2022 09:30:11 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>How Will Alex Kirilloff Immediately Hurt Himself?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/how-will-alex-kirilloff-immediately-hurt-himself-r12504/</link><description>&#xA0;




	Royce Lewis showed incredible promise when he finally got the call to join an injury-ravaged Minnesota Twins squad this spring. He played so well there was an almost universal demand to bring him back from Triple-A St. Paul when he got sent down, regardless of what position he would play....</description><guid isPermaLink="false">12504</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2022 10:50:08 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
