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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/25/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>The Immediate Aftermath Anger Rankings</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-immediate-aftermath-anger-rankings-r15165/</link><description>Some people are responsible for the Minnesota Twins playoff run ending. Some are more responsible than others. Here are seven of them.



	In the wake of a season-ending 3-2 loss to the Houston Astros, it&#x2019;s important to note how wildly successful this year was for the Minnesota Twins. Ending a d...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15165</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 11:24:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Area Stepdads React to Twins Playoff Victory</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/area-stepdads-react-to-twins-playoff-victory-r15129/</link><description>Wayne, Carl, Kent and others let down their guards, lace up their New Balances, and let us know their thoughts.



	You&#x2019;ve read all the reactions from local sportswriters and watched the Gray/Correa pickoff play 75 times. Is there anything new to learn about the Twins' first playoff series victo...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2023 11:14:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Phil Cuzzi Ready to Hose Twins Again</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/phil-cuzzi-ready-to-hose-twins-again-r15082/</link><description>&#x201C;Their playoff losing streak is formidable,&#x201D; said Cuzzi. &#x201C;I&#x2019;d like to help keep it going.&#x201D;



	The Minnesota Twins are about as set to break their record-breaking playoff losing streak as they could possibly be. Excellent starting pitchers, a young lineup that was in daycare when the losses bega...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15082</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2023 11:23:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Go Two Days Without an Injury</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-go-two-days-without-an-injury-r15036/</link><description>The team says they are as surprised and concerned about what this means as everyone else.



	The cosmically unlucky Minnesota Twins did not lose any key players to injury in Wednesday&#x2019;s 5-3 comeback win over the Cincinnati Reds. Thursday&#x2019;s off day provided no breaking news of a bus accident, ho...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15036</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2023 09:48:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Was the World Like the Last Time the Twins Won a Playoff Game?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-was-the-world-like-the-last-time-the-twins-won-a-playoff-game-r14992/</link><description>Many readers may not remember a world where the Minnesota Twins put the finishing touches on a satisfying playoff victory. Fortunately, Twins Daily has access to a host of seasoned fans and codgers who can tell you about the strange world of October 5th, 2004.



	I&#x2019;m going to say it: the Twins...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14992</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2023 11:26:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Does Kody Funderburk Look Like?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-does-kody-funderburk-look-like-r14958/</link><description>The lanky, shaggy Twins reliever resembles somebody or something. But who? But what?



	Recent Twins bullpen addition Kody Funderburk stands out for a couple reasons:




	1. That name. Kody with a &#x201C;K&#x201D; especially. Just a joyful collision of consonants and vowels.




	2. That hair.




	There&#x2019;s...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14958</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2023 10:18:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fan Furious Team Too Good to Win Waiver Claim</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fan-furious-team-too-good-to-win-waiver-claim-r14918/</link><description>'Typical Pohlads, win just enough so you don&#x2019;t have to take on salary,' said the yokel.



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	The Minnesota Twins were primed to improve their team on Thursday, as an unusual number of quality veterans were available via the waiver wire. Their claims were stymied, most notably by AL Central...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14918</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2023 10:18:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>White Sox Have Chance to Do Funniest Thing Ever</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/white-sox-have-chance-to-do-funniest-thing-ever-r14877/</link><description>While we all remain focused on the Twins, let&#x2019;s not lose sight of the importance of laughing at the misery of others.



	I don&#x2019;t ask for a lot. But hear me out.




	As the Twins continue their two steps up, two steps back trek to the weirdest AL Central title ever, let&#x2019;s look elsewhere. It see...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14877</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Aug 2023 11:23:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>My Favorite Immaculate Grid Twins, Ranked</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/my-favorite-immaculate-grid-twins-ranked-r14841/</link><description>The addictive quiz game occasionally features the Minnesota Twins. Here are the best ones to remember.



	Like many other sports fans of a certain age, I&#x2019;ve become entirely too wrapped up in Immaculate Grid. The game, which gives you nine chances to fill nine boxes with players who share someth...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14841</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Aug 2023 11:14:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>2005 Minnesota Vikings &#x2018;Impressed&#x2019; with 2023 Chicago White Sox Dysfunction</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/2005-minnesota-vikings-%E2%80%98impressed-with-2023-chicago-white-sox-dysfunction-r14800/</link><description><![CDATA[‘If they need Al &amp; Alma’s number, I’ve still got it.’



	The godless Chicago White Sox have had a memorable 2023 season, even if their reprobate, degenerate fans, all of whom should be in jail, would just as soon forget it. From locker room dissension to on-field underperformance to veteran...]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">14800</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Aug 2023 10:14:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cleveland Out of Good Ideas If Twins Continue Faltering</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/cleveland-out-of-good-ideas-if-twins-continue-faltering-r14751/</link><description>&#x201C;We&#x2019;re doing everything we can to not win this [expletive] thing.&#x201D;



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	The Guardians thought they&#x2019;d finally done enough.




	In a season where they barely played offense and lost ace Shane Bieber to injury, Cleveland still could not entirely break away from the AL Central division lead....</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:13:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Are the Twins Striking Out So Often?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/why-are-the-twins-striking-out-so-often-r14693/</link><description>The team&#x2019;s most glaring flaw deserves thorough, careful analysis. I have no intention of providing it, but how about some jokes?



	The Minnesota Twins are on pace to set the record for most strikeouts in one season. If there is one thing that&#x2019;s been keeping them from separating from the rest o...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14693</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2023 10:47:01 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
