https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/23/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-twinswon-r14034/Trust nothing you see on the internet. Deep fakes and AI and unreliable sources are as common as water, as the air we breathe. Cable TV, if anything, is worse. I’m telling you this because you’ve no doubt already read stories and seen video about how the Minnesota Twins jumped all over the...14034Fri, 14 Apr 2023 11:22:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/area-bozo-troubled-by-quicker-games-r13990/Many are praising the rule changes that have led 2023 Major League Baseball games to finish at a demonstrably faster pace. For others, it’s making their beloved pastime almost unrecognizable. “When I a buy a ticket, I expect to get my money’s worth,” said Anoka retiree Tom Hanson, a classic...13990Fri, 07 Apr 2023 11:17:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/chronic-overreactor-feeling-good-about-162-0-r13940/A taut, well-played road win can make any baseball fan feel good about their team. For Twins fan and chronic overreactor Shane Holman, it made him feel bulletproof. “162-0. Mark it,” said the 51-year-old idiot. Holman, who vowed to never watch another Twins game when the 1991 team star...13940Fri, 31 Mar 2023 11:36:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/exclusive-twins-daily-sits-down-with-the-injury-gods-r13897/With the regular season almost here, Twins Daily is proud to present this in-depth conversation with longtime Minnesota nemeses The Injury Gods. Known for their season-ending (and sometimes career-ending) work, The Injury Gods have developed quite a reputation among Twins fans. Jontu of the Pois...13897Fri, 24 Mar 2023 11:23:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-overvalues-prospects-thinks-matt-moses-is-finally-ready-r13865/It’s the age-old baseball debate: Do you hold onto your prospects at all costs, or part with them in order to upgrade the current major league squad? Terry Utgaard is in the former camp. “Remember when the Tigers traded John Smoltz for Doyle Alexander,” asked the Roseville-based claims...13865Fri, 17 Mar 2023 11:12:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-man-selects-march-16th-as-byron-buxton-panic-day-r13835/The Twins are a little over halfway through spring training. One notable absence from pretend game action: Byron Buxton. The oft-injured superstar hasn’t played an inning of pretend baseball yet. The team says it’s standard operating procedure for players returning from injury. Doug Spivey is ta...13835Fri, 10 Mar 2023 12:13:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/guy-who-never-heard-of-edouard-julien-until-last-week-pre-furious-about-triple-a-assignment-r13801/The early talk of Minnesota Twins spring training is not the return of Kenta Maeda or the leg of Carlos Correa, but rather the blistering start from Edouard Julien. The infield prospect put a bow on the chatter by belting two home runs against Atlanta in Tuesday’s 10-7 pretend game victory....13801Fri, 03 Mar 2023 13:16:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-acquire-donovan-r13748/The Minnesota Twins thought they were signing veteran infielder Donovan Solano to a one-year deal. Instead, they signed a rock-and-roll legend. “We’re pleased to announce the unexpected signing of Donovan,” said Twins PR flack Dustin Morse. “We look forward to seeing how he can contribute t...13748Fri, 24 Feb 2023 12:29:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/successful-ebay-bid-lands-bally-sports-north-for-local-collector-r13711/Torvald Carlsson spends his days curating a formidable collection of Minnesota sports memorabilia. The retired Scandia educator counts a row of seats from the old Met Stadium, a signed Bernie Bierman football, and an original George Mikan Minneapolis Lakers jersey as his most prized possessions....13711Fri, 17 Feb 2023 14:24:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pitchers-and-catchers-report-a-poem-r13702/Four tiny words mean last season's over  Pitchers and catchers report A tough year to watch, or remain sober Pitchers and catchers report A winter spent refreshing MLB rumors Praying that Falvey makes a big move or re-signs Correa? LOL! That’s good humor! Pitchers and catchers repo...13702Wed, 15 Feb 2023 05:00:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/beat-writer-in-worst-shape-of-his-life-r13675/Every spring training, baseball writers document which player in camp has cut weight, hit the gym, and is generally in “the best shape of his life.” “It’s one of those clichés that happens to be true,” said the Star Tribune’s Phil Miller. “There’s always a player who really got after it in...13675Fri, 10 Feb 2023 12:22:04 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-awkwardly-add-max-kepler-back-to-group-chats-r13639/  When the offseason began, there were two certainties: The Twins would move heaven and earth to get Carlos Correa back, and Max Kepler was going to be traded. Through a wild series of events, Correa is back in Minnesota for a while. However, that second certainty? At this writing, it’...13639Fri, 03 Feb 2023 12:14:02 +0000