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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/23/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Season Ticket Holders On Tap to Manage Apartment Building with Bert Blyleven</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/season-ticket-holders-on-tap-to-manage-apartment-building-with-bert-blyleven-r15834/</link><description>The new Twins Pass Plus feature helps fans connect with the former All-Star and perform critical maintenance and upkeep.



	The 2024 Twins Pass went on sale Thursday, allowing fans standing room access to every Twins home game (minus the opener) for $59/month. For the first time, this fan-favor...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15834</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2024 10:18:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Fifth Starter Conversation Turns to Chestnut</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/fifth-starter-conversation-turns-to-chestnut-r15808/</link><description>The four-year-old mare would be the first horse in MLB history.



	With Anthony DeSclafani&#x2019;s health a question mark and Louie Varland potentially earmarked for St. Paul, the Minnesota Twins might need a fifth starter as Opening Day looms. Unsigned big names like Blake Snell would be obvious sol...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15808</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Mar 2024 11:27:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dozens Punctured in Twins Spring Training Sharp Knife Toss</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/dozens-punctured-in-twins-spring-training-sharp-knife-toss-r15779/</link><description>Officials called the team-building exercise &#x2018;misguided&#x2019; and &#x2018;very painful.&#x2019;



	The monotony of spring training can test veterans and rookies alike. Twins manager Rocco Baldelli alleviated the boredom these past few seasons with an Egg Toss Challenge, as groups of two teammates competed to be th...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15779</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Mar 2024 11:17:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>TC Bear Picks Up Second Job at Foundry</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tc-bear-picks-up-second-job-at-foundry-r15741/</link><description>Beloved mascot working overnights amid Twins budget constraints.



	Joe Pohlad made waves on former TV celebrity Jason DeRusha&#x2019;s AM radio show this week, putting in no uncertain terms that the Minnesota Twins were not interested in landing any of the remaining &#x201C;big name&#x201D; free agents. It put an...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15741</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2024 11:14:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>New Twins Jerseys Showcase Groundbreaking 'No Arm Holes' Feature</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-twins-jerseys-no-arms-ahhhh/</link><description>&#x2018;The unprecedented aerodynamics make every player feel like a champion,&#x2019; said a Fanatics spokesperson.



	There&#x2019;s one major storyline out of the first week of Spring Training, and it has nothing to do with the players.




	It&#x2019;s their clothes.




	Multiple players are raising questions about t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15719</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2024 11:16:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rejected Twins Promotions Schedule Ideas</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rejected-twins-promotions-schedule-ideas-r15685/</link><description>The Twins announced their 2024 promotions calendar this week, and while they were able to pack in some incredibly fun marketing ploys, some ideas failed to make the cut.



	The Twins are known to have some of the best promotions in the league annually. From the Joe Mauer sideburns giveaway to T...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15685</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Feb 2024 17:18:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Carlos Santana vs. Carlos Santana: KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/carlos-santana-vs-carlos-santana-know-the-difference-r15679/</link><description>One is a veteran rock star. The other is a veteran baseball player. It&#x2019;s easy to get confused here in Twins Territory, but this Twins Daily exclusive guide will help you be a smarter fan.



	The Twins signed free-agent first baseman Carlos Santana to a one-year deal this week. Almost immediatel...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15679</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2024 11:24:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>&#x2018;Significant&#x2019; Recycling Haul Kickstarts Twins Free Agency</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/%E2%80%98significant-recycling-haul-kickstarts-twins-free-agency-r15639/</link><description>&#x2018;Turns out no one is really monitoring those recycling bins. That&#x2019;s corner outfielder money, folks.&#x2019;



	The Minnesota Twins freed up some much-needed free agency money this week, thanks to the Jorge Polanco trade. But the real key to overcoming the franchise&#x2019;s self-imposed offseason austerity c...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15639</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2024 11:16:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>More Like Worst Ballot Hall of Famer</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/more-like-worst-ballot-hall-of-famer-r15599/</link><description>An op-ed about the latest news from Cooperstown by classic North Metro ignoramus Tom Hanson.



	(Note: This piece from Anoka resident Tom Hanson has been edited for clarity, punctuation, and to remove potentially actionable threats against the President, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, and the Nat...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15599</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2024 11:24:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Put TV Rights On Facebook Marketplace</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-put-tv-rights-on-facebook-marketplace-r15562/</link><description>'We&#x2019;re trying to meet potential business partners where they are. Also, it&#x2019;s free to put stuff on there.'



	With spring training less than a month away, the Minnesota Twins face more than a few outstanding questions: Will they sign one of the remaining &#x201C;big-name&#x201D; free agents? Will the rumored...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15562</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2024 11:14:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Baseball Writer Regrets Calling Spouse &#x2018;Toolsy&#x2019;</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-baseball-writer-regrets-calling-spouse-%E2%80%98toolsy-r15530/</link><description>&#x2018;I was in the prospect zone and it just slipped out. I really did it this time.&#x2019;



	It began, as these things often do, with an attempt at a compliment.




	Keri Jones-Youngblood had finished off a frenetic afternoon of putting out fires at her job, going to the gym, picking her son Alex up fr...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15530</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jan 2024 11:43:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Front Office Looking to Sign Even More Obscure Player to Get You Goofballs All Riled Up</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-front-office-looking-to-sign-even-more-obscure-player-to-get-you-goofballs-all-riled-up-r15497/</link><description>&#x201C;If we can find someone who&#x2019;s playing beer-league ball in Modesto, rest assured, we will sign him and watch you weirdos go nuts.&#x201D;



	As the big (and not-so-big) names in MLB free agency continue finding homes, the Minnesota Twins have done the bare minimum. And they&#x2019;re leaning into it.




	&#x201C;Yo...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15497</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2024 11:15:01 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
