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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>News: Minnesota Twins Satire</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/22/?d=1</link><description>News: Minnesota Twins Satire</description><language>en</language><item><title>Devil-May-Care Baseball Writer Adds 41st Top Prospect</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/devil-may-care-baseball-writer-adds-41st-top-prospect-r15317/</link><description>The MLB off-season is in full swing, meaning that many writers are updating their top prospects lists for the teams they cover.




	Trey Larsson is one of those writers. But that&#x2019;s where the comparisons end.




	&#x201C;No one does it like Trey,&#x201D; said ESPN&#x2019;s Jeff Passan. &#x201C;He&#x2019;s one of one.&#x201D;




	&#x201C;The...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15317</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Nov 2023 12:12:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>With TV Rights in Flux, Twins Urge Parents to Explain AM Radio to Young Fans</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/with-tv-rights-in-flux-twins-urge-parents-to-explain-am-radio-to-young-fans-r15293/</link><description>While the expiration of the Twins&#x2019; TV contract is leading to a lot of agitation about the team&#x2019;s 2024 payroll, there&#x2019;s also some concern within the organization about where people can follow next year&#x2019;s games.




	&#x201C;I&#x2019;m confident that we&#x2019;ll have a presence on television next year,&#x201D; said a front...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15293</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Nov 2023 12:05:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Introduce the Monster Energy Harmon Killerbrew Experience, Other Changes</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-introduce-the-monster-energy-harmon-killerbrew-experience-other-changes-r15256/</link><description>In the wake of the Minnesota Twins removing longtime TV play-by-play man Dick Bremer from the broadcast booth, there were concerns that the team might further disrupt their operations and upset diehard fans.




	The team sought to allay those concerns on Thursday and said any further moves woul...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15256</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Nov 2023 11:22:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Jake Cave to Spend Offseason Training at Jake Cave</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/jake-cave-to-spend-offseason-training-at-jake-cave-r15223/</link><description>After making the final out of the 2023 NLCS, former Twins and current Phillies outfielder Jake Cave has some decisions to make.




	He&#x2019;ll be making them at Jake Cave, the cave for Jakes.




	&#x201C;Now that I&#x2019;m 30, I know that I&#x2019;m at a professional crossroads,&#x201D; said Cave, who Philadelphia claimed of...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15223</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Oct 2023 11:20:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>TC Bear Named Twins Most Fearsome Man/Bear Hybrid</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tc-bear-named-twins-most-fearsome-manbear-hybrid-r15203/</link><description>On a day when Sonny Gray took home MVP honors and Royce Lewis was named Rookie of the Year, the Minneapolis chapter of the Baseball Writers Association of America set aside a special honorific for another Minnesota Twins employee.




	&#x201C;We&#x2019;d like to congratulate, if that&#x2019;s even the right word fo...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15203</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Oct 2023 11:13:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>The Immediate Aftermath Anger Rankings</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-immediate-aftermath-anger-rankings-r15165/</link><description>In the wake of a season-ending 3-2 loss to the Houston Astros, it&#x2019;s important to note how wildly successful this year was for the Minnesota Twins. Ending a decades-long playoff drought, running away with a bad division in the second half, the rise of young stars like Royce Lewis and Ed Julien....</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15165</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2023 11:24:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Area Stepdads React to Twins Playoff Victory</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/area-stepdads-react-to-twins-playoff-victory-r15129/</link><description>You&#x2019;ve read all the reactions from local sportswriters and watched the Gray/Correa pickoff play 75 times. Is there anything new to learn about the Twins' first playoff series victory since 2002? We asked some local stepfathers their thoughts.




	Wayne Corcoran, Lino Lakes: Does anyone who work...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2023 11:14:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Phil Cuzzi Ready to Hose Twins Again</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/phil-cuzzi-ready-to-hose-twins-again-r15082/</link><description>The Minnesota Twins are about as set to break their record-breaking playoff losing streak as they could possibly be. Excellent starting pitchers, a young lineup that was in daycare when the losses began mounting, and an early clinch to get their rotation set and ailing starters rehabbed for Game...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15082</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2023 11:23:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Go Two Days Without an Injury</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-go-two-days-without-an-injury-r15036/</link><description>The cosmically unlucky Minnesota Twins did not lose any key players to injury in Wednesday&#x2019;s 5-3 comeback win over the Cincinnati Reds. Thursday&#x2019;s off day provided no breaking news of a bus accident, hotel room mishap, or tanning bed malfunction, running the team&#x2019;s streak of health to two days....</description><guid isPermaLink="false">15036</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2023 09:48:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Was the World Like the Last Time the Twins Won a Playoff Game?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-was-the-world-like-the-last-time-the-twins-won-a-playoff-game-r14992/</link><description>I&#x2019;m going to say it: the Twins are going to win the AL Central and make the playoffs this year. This is great!




	Unfortunately, once they clinch, the conversation will immediately turn to Minnesota&#x2019;s incredible playoff drought. This isn&#x2019;t great!




	That said, some of you may wonder what the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14992</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2023 11:26:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Does Kody Funderburk Look Like?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-does-kody-funderburk-look-like-r14958/</link><description>Recent Twins bullpen addition Kody Funderburk stands out for a couple reasons:




	1. That name. Kody with a &#x201C;K&#x201D; especially. Just a joyful collision of consonants and vowels.




	2. That hair.




	There&#x2019;s a third reason, actually. He looks like that guy. You know the one. It&#x2019;s on the tip of m...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14958</guid><pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2023 10:18:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fan Furious Team Too Good to Win Waiver Claim</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fan-furious-team-too-good-to-win-waiver-claim-r14918/</link><description>&#xA0;




	The Minnesota Twins were primed to improve their team on Thursday, as an unusual number of quality veterans were available via the waiver wire. Their claims were stymied, most notably by AL Central rival Cleveland, who snagged starting pitcher Lucas Giolito and relievers Matt Moore and Re...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">14918</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2023 10:18:02 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
