https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/22/?d=1enhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/things-i-personally-blame-on-the-new-york-yankees-who-i-just-dont-like-r16205/Can't stand 'em! Remember last year, when the Twins won the season series versus the New York Yankees? It was great! After decades of humbling, soul-crushing defeats, the Twins were the better team--both at Target Field and, somehow, at Yankee Stadium. It felt like a prelude to Minnesota als...16205Fri, 17 May 2024 10:40:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/edouard-julien-reverts-to-original-canadian-factory-settings-after-trip-to-toronto-r16189/The Twins’ second baseman was looking for a reset after a recent cold stretch, but not like this. Now he and the team have a new set of problems to figure “oot” as they return to American soil.  O Canada! Here we go again.  As the Twins completed a series win over the Toronto Blue Jays...16189Thu, 16 May 2024 10:49:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/with-tv-rights-in-flux-twins-close-target-field-to-spectators-and-media-r16118/The team is also working with DirecTV and WCCO to disable satellites, jam radio signals. The Minnesota Twins are on their longest winning streak since 2008. They have a goofy home run celebration. They’re back in town for a seven-game homestand. And thanks to a groundbreaking front office in...16118Fri, 03 May 2024 10:16:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/breaking-twins-name-rally-sausage-as-teams-third-hitting-coach-r16107/The club is hoping this “substantial package” will continue inspiring their resurgent lineup. In an unprecedented move, the Minnesota Twins are adding a fourth hitting coach to their uniformed squad, making it the meatiest trio in Major League Baseball. The club announced that their beloved...16107Thu, 02 May 2024 19:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/do-not-feel-bad-for-the-chicago-white-sox-r16066/Empathy is a natural human emotion. You must work to disregard it. It’s come to the attention of Twins Daily that the Chicago White Sox are pathetic. Real chumps. A startling collection of losebags. Watching them gift-wrap a series sweep for the struggling, injury-ravaged Minnesota Twin...16066Fri, 26 Apr 2024 11:20:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/struggling-twins-force-baseball-scientists-to-lower-mendoza-line-r16028/‘We were hoping to hold off on doing anything because we simply thought no group of players could hit this badly for this long. We thought wrong.’ In response to the Minnesota Twins’ horrific start on offense, leading baseball scientists have been forced to lower the Mendoza Line for the fir...16028Fri, 19 Apr 2024 10:25:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-promote-controversial-mascot-prospect-ozempig-option-struggling-tc-bear-to-triple-a-r16019/Things are about to get porky at Target Field. (Can we say that on God's own internet?) After a shaky start to the season by the Twins, the team’s top brass made a move to bring in some fresh meat. It was announced earlier today that OzemPig, the team’s top mascot prospect, would be taking o...16019Thu, 18 Apr 2024 15:19:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-apologize-for-new-sing-a-long-song-r15980/'I thought it was about dingers. It was not.” When Minnesota Twins Communications/Marketing/PR Director Dustin Morse put the call out on social media for Target Field sing-a-long suggestions, it seemed like a fun idea for audience participation. “This kind of filth has no place in the p...15980Fri, 12 Apr 2024 10:29:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/metrodome-opening-day-2024-a-twins-daily-alternate-history-r15936/In another universe, a universe just like ours, the Metrodome was never torn down. Target Field was never built. This is a story from that universe. Hope springs eternal. Except for your Minnesota Twins. On a gorgeous April day, the local nine dropped their seventh consecutive home open...15936Fri, 05 Apr 2024 10:31:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-field-scoreboard-operator-hopes-to-re-establish-w%C3%BCnderkind-reputation-after-challenging-2023-campaign-r15890/When Target Field added their state-of-the-art scoreboard upgrade at the beginning of last season, it came with a flurry of unforeseen challenges. Nobody knows this better than the official scoreboard operator tasked with fighting off a nightly flurry of glitches and errors. “They just kept...15890Mon, 01 Apr 2024 14:20:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/opening-day-traditions-for-every-mlb-team-r15896/From the first pitch to postgame fireworks, each team does something special to recognize the first day of baseball.  The pageantry. The pomp. The horse poop. Opening Day brings special sights, sounds, and smells to all 30 ballparks each spring. Let's take a tour of the league's treasured tr...15896Fri, 29 Mar 2024 12:15:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-idiot-surprised-by-rash-of-twins-pitching-injuries-r15863/‘I guess I just thought reclamation projects, aging veterans, and the guy who throws 104 mph would stay healthy.’ Pitching is inherently an injury risk. The human body is not meant to do that. That’s why the news this week that Jhoan Durán, Caleb Thielbar, and Anthony DeSclafani would all st...15863Fri, 22 Mar 2024 10:17:00 +0000