https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/21/?d=1enhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/white-sox-fans-enjoy-fleeting-sense-of-happiness-before-season-resumes-r16634/Partisans of the wretched, unlovable team return to their hideous lives this Friday. The godless Chicago White Sox had abysmal expectations heading into 2024. They spent the season’s first half unable (and some would argue unwilling) to clear even that low bar. Owning a 27-71 record and sitt...16634Fri, 19 Jul 2024 10:24:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/how-to-talk-to-your-children-about-joe-ryan-heaving-talcum-powder-into-his-pants-r16580/‘What’s Joe doing, mama?’ Local parents and guardians (the regular kind, not the weird Cleveland kind) expressed concern this week, as a video clip surfaced of Minnesota Twins pitcher/smokeshow Joe Ryan going to town on his nether regions with a container of talcum powder in the dugout....16580Fri, 12 Jul 2024 12:09:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/injury-gods-%E2%80%98have-an-eye-on-brooks-lee-r16533/The most feared entities in Twins Territory reveal their plans for Minnesota’s prized prospect, other players. One would think piling another injury upon Royce Lewis would be enough to satisfy The Injury Gods in their ceaseless vendetta against the Minnesota Twins. One would be wrong....16533Fri, 05 Jul 2024 12:18:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/report-twins-%E2%80%9Caggressively%E2%80%9D-shopping-tc-bear-as-mlb-trade-deadline-approaches-r16521/It remains to be seen if the Twins will be buyers at the Jul. 30 trade deadline, but reports are coming out that they will sell one of their longtime veterans--by any means necessary.  The Twins are hoping this trade deadline will be a bear market--that is, a good market for shopping their b...16521Thu, 04 Jul 2024 12:20:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/congress-votes-to-shut-down-cleveland-guardians-until-we-can-all-figure-out-whats-going-on-r16485/"There’s no way their record can be that good. We’ll get to the bottom of it." In a rare show of bipartisan unity, the U.S. House and Senate voted overwhelmingly Thursday to put an indefinite halt to all Cleveland Guardians baseball activities. This move comes after a nationwide grounds...16485Fri, 28 Jun 2024 10:20:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/max-kepler-loses-arm-insists-he-shouldnt-need-injured-list-stint-r16463/We know how good Max Kepler can be when everything is going right health-wise. But can he climb out of his current injury pit with just one arm? In a stunning development in recent days, Max Kepler revealed to his manager Rocco Baldelli that he has a little nagging pain in his left arm, most...16463Wed, 26 Jun 2024 13:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-struggles-to-hate-royce-lewis-r16439/‘He’s so good. He’s so fun. His smile makes me want to be a better man.’ Unlikable Chaska man Barry Daniel finds himself at a crossroads. In the past, he’s been able to mount spectacularly annoying and disingenuous arguments about Minnesota sports and athletes with ease. From “Joe Mauer...16439Fri, 21 Jun 2024 18:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-city-connect-jerseys-ignite-latest-tc-bear-rampage-r16388/Longtime Minnesota Twins mascot leaves a trail of blood and fur as new uniforms land this weekend. The Minnesota Twins rolled out their 2024 City Connect jerseys this week, to generally positive reviews. The multiple shades of blue with some yellow and subtle pink accents were certainly a de...16388Fri, 14 Jun 2024 10:07:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-forget-to-include-pants-in-city-connect-uniform-design-r16347/According to sources, the intern responsible for designing the new threads spaced on the need for trousers.  Realization set in quickly for the Twins as they prepared to unveil their highly-anticipated City Connect uniforms on Monday morning. While the jerseys themselves were well-designed w...16347Sun, 09 Jun 2024 18:20:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/miracles-performed-by-royce-lewis-r16343/A partial list. File this away for his future canonization campaign--and let's hope that's the next time he becomes a Saint.  Broke a 20-year playoff victory drought. Displayed competence in Yankee Stadium. Executed perfect zipper merge in rush hour traffic at the 94/494/...16343Fri, 07 Jun 2024 10:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/getting-lost-in-joe-ryans-eyes-now-covered-under-most-health-insurance-policies-r16291/‘People are getting hurt, and even though it hurts so good, the costs add up.’ While most of the conversation surrounding Joe Ryan has been around his excellent start to 2024, there’s an undercurrent occupying the office hours of actuaries, underwriters, and healthcare professionals: Should...16291Fri, 31 May 2024 10:16:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-qa-with-tangy-the-rally-sausage-r16245/The cased meat sits down with Twins Daily to talk about its humble beginnings, its rise to fame, and its controversial social media posts. One of the few constants in a roller-coaster 2024 Twins seasons is Tangy, a Cloverdale-brand summer sausage that has become a rallying totem for Minnesot...16245Fri, 24 May 2024 10:11:00 +0000