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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/20/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Local Uncle Transitions Seamlessly from Twins Loathing to Vikings Despair</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-uncle-transitions-seamlessly-from-twins-loathing-to-vikings-despair-r16981/</link><description>"I know the Twins are scuffling right now, but it&#x2019;s time for me to let Sam Darnold ruin my life."



	The fall is supposed to be a grand time for sports fans, as baseball&#x2019;s pennant races heat up, football kicks off, the MLS and WNBA determine their champions, and the NHL and NBA start ramping up...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16981</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Sep 2024 12:26:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Griffin Jax Contemplating Stint On IL After Coming Down With Bad Case Of &#x201C;Cookie Gut&#x201D;</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/griffin-jax-contemplating-stint-on-il-after-coming-down-with-bad-case-of-%E2%80%9Ccookie-gut%E2%80%9D-r16944/</link><description>After visiting the Minnesota State Fair last week, the Twins&#x2019; relief ace is feeling anything but sweet.&#xA0;



	For a team riddled with injuries and ailments to multiple star players, the last thing the Twins needed was a tummy ache. But Griffin Jax finds himself dragging due to what he is describi...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16944</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Sep 2024 12:19:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pain and Sadness Welcomed Like Old Friends in Twins Territory</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pain-and-sadness-welcomed-like-old-friends-in-twins-territory-r16932/</link><description>&#x2018;It reminds me of when my Grandpa Earl would sit in the garage and stare at nothing.&#x2019;



	The Minnesota Twins have lost eight of their last 10. They are without 40% of their starting rotation for the rest of the regular season, their bullpen is stretched perilously thin, and every position playe...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16932</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2024 10:36:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Mauer's Minnesota State Fair Advice</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/joe-mauers-minnesota-state-fair-advice-r16886/</link><description>An op-ed from Hall of Famer Joe Mauer about the Great Minnesota Get-Together.



	Hey guys, Joe Mauer here. Just wanted to take a little time to chat with you all about the Minnesota State Fair.




	I&#x2019;ve been going to the Fair since I was a little kid, and I love it! It&#x2019;s a pretty big deal and...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16886</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Aug 2024 13:14:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins To Host Open Tryouts For Dogs After Second "Bark In The Park" Night</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-to-host-open-tryouts-for-dogs-after-second-bark-in-the-park-night-r16862/</link><description>As the team gears up for their playoff push, they&#x2019;re hoping to fetch some depth from an unlikely source.



	A pack of candidates to secure a last-minute bench spot on a contending team are polishing their collars and stretching their tails. A source with the Twins has confirmed that the club wi...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16862</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Aug 2024 15:31:31 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Pitching Pipeline Filled with Scrumptious Ranch Dressing</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-pitching-pipeline-filled-with-scrumptious-ranch-dressing-r16839/</link><description>Authorities say a gang of mischievous youths are responsible for the savory crime.



	One of the selling points for Twins President of Baseball Operations Derek Falvey was his role in creating Cleveland&#x2019;s seemingly endless supply of young, inexpensive, high-quality starting pitchers. The hope?...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16839</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Aug 2024 12:16:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Doctors: Injury Not Expected to Affect Ryan&#x2019;s Rakish Good Looks, Chill Vibes</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/doctors-injury-not-expected-to-affect-ryans-rakish-good-looks-chill-vibes-r16790/</link><description>&#x2018;Should be back to posting thirst traps in no time.&#x2019;



	Joe Ryan&#x2019;s excellent 2024 season took a major hit on Wednesday, when he immediately left Minnesota&#x2019;s 8-2 loss to the Chicago Cubs in the third inning with what was termed &#x201C;right triceps tightness.&#x201D; Despite the dire initial reaction, team s...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16790</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2024 11:51:34 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Prepping Audra Martin To Make Pivotal Start Against Guardians</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-prepping-audra-martin-to-make-pivotal-start-against-guardians-r16771/</link><description>The multi-talented sideline reporter and studio host impressed the team&#x2019;s top brass with her rendition of "God Bless America".&#xA0;Now, they want to see what she can provide on the mound.&#xA0;

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	The Twins are hoping to put their best foot forward against their first-place rivals this weekend, and...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16771</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2024 12:18:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins to Hang 2024 Financial Prudence Championship Banner Sunday</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-to-hang-2024-financial-prudence-championship-banner-sunday-r16738/</link><description>The first 10,000 fans in attendance will receive nothing.



	While much has been written about the Minnesota Twins&#x2019; relative inactivity at the trade deadline and during the 2023-24 offseason, very little has been said about the financial benefits they&#x2019;re reaping.




	&#x201C;Even with the lack of tel...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16738</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Aug 2024 12:21:29 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Trying To Trade Their Contingent of Beat Writers, Interest Tepid At Best</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-trying-to-trade-their-contingent-of-beat-writers-interest-tepid-at-best-r16713/</link><description>With MLB&#x2019;s trade deadline just hours away, the Twins are hoping to secure any possible value from the core of journalists who cover the team on a daily basis. Decades-long trends in the news media industry suggest they'll fail.



	While many are hoping for the Twins to make a splash on the trad...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16713</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:10:21 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Establish GoFundMe for Trade Deadline</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-establish-gofundme-for-trade-deadline-r16684/</link><description>&#x2018;We want fans to share their enthusiasm and, more critically, their income,&#x2019; said a source.



	The Minnesota Twins are in a bind. Despite an excellent chance at another playoff bid, the team needs a starting pitcher, and possibly a lefty reliever. But with TV revenue slashed, attendance numbers...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16684</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Jul 2024 14:10:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Joe Mauer Critic Support Group Attendance Surges As He Is Inducted Into Hall of Fame</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/joe-mauer-critic-support-group-attendance-surges-as-he-is-inducted-into-hall-of-fame-r16649/</link><description>Longtime detractors of the Twins icon are licking their wounds as Mauer receives the game&#x2019;s highest honor.&#xA0;



	It was a beautiful day for Twins fans as baseball&#x2019;s Hall of Fame prepared for the induction of Joe Mauer into its hallowed list of the game&#x2019;s mightiest heroes. But not everyone celebra...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">16649</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jul 2024 15:31:02 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
