https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/19/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-city-connect-jerseys-ignite-latest-tc-bear-rampage-r16388/The Minnesota Twins rolled out their 2024 City Connect jerseys this week, to generally positive reviews. The multiple shades of blue with some yellow and subtle pink accents were certainly a departure from the team’s traditional red-and-blue mix. One negative review came from an unlikely so...16388Fri, 14 Jun 2024 10:07:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-forget-to-include-pants-in-city-connect-uniform-design-r16347/Realization set in quickly for the Twins as they prepared to unveil their highly-anticipated City Connect uniforms on Monday morning. While the jerseys themselves were well-designed with a unique color scheme tying to a quintessential aspect of Minnesota, the club’s marketing department discover...16347Sun, 09 Jun 2024 18:20:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/miracles-performed-by-royce-lewis-r16343/File this away for his future canonization campaign--and let's hope that's the next time he becomes a Saint.  Broke a 20-year playoff victory drought. Displayed competence in Yankee Stadium. Executed perfect zipper merge in rush hour traffic at the 94/494/694 interchange in M...16343Fri, 07 Jun 2024 10:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/getting-lost-in-joe-ryans-eyes-now-covered-under-most-health-insurance-policies-r16291/While most of the conversation surrounding Joe Ryan has been around his excellent start to 2024, there’s an undercurrent occupying the office hours of actuaries, underwriters, and healthcare professionals: Should the health impacts of the Twins pitcher’s smoldering good looks be covered under yo...16291Fri, 31 May 2024 10:16:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-qa-with-tangy-the-rally-sausage-r16245/One of the few constants in a roller-coaster 2024 Twins seasons is Tangy, a Cloverdale-brand summer sausage that has become a rallying totem for Minnesota. In an occasionally contentious interview, Tangy addressed its beginnings, its place in the locker room, and its rumored relationship with a...16245Fri, 24 May 2024 10:11:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/things-i-personally-blame-on-the-new-york-yankees-who-i-just-dont-like-r16205/Remember last year, when the Twins won the season series versus the New York Yankees? It was great! After decades of humbling, soul-crushing defeats, the Twins were the better team--both at Target Field and, somehow, at Yankee Stadium. It felt like a prelude to Minnesota also relieving itself of...16205Fri, 17 May 2024 10:40:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/edouard-julien-reverts-to-original-canadian-factory-settings-after-trip-to-toronto-r16189/O Canada! Here we go again.  As the Twins completed a series win over the Toronto Blue Jays on Sunday afternoon, something started to change within second baseman Edouard Julien. Teammates started to notice his infield chatter getting more and more - how you say? - French-Canadian with each...16189Thu, 16 May 2024 10:49:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/with-tv-rights-in-flux-twins-close-target-field-to-spectators-and-media-r16118/The Minnesota Twins are on their longest winning streak since 2008. They have a goofy home run celebration. They’re back in town for a seven-game homestand. And thanks to a groundbreaking front office initiative, you’ll be able to harness the power of your imagination to enjoy the rest of the se...16118Fri, 03 May 2024 10:16:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/breaking-twins-name-rally-sausage-as-teams-third-hitting-coach-r16107/In an unprecedented move, the Minnesota Twins are adding a fourth hitting coach to their uniformed squad, making it the meatiest trio in Major League Baseball. The club announced that their beloved Rally Sausage is being promoted to this new role after inspiring the Twins’ hitters over their rec...16107Thu, 02 May 2024 19:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/do-not-feel-bad-for-the-chicago-white-sox-r16066/It’s come to the attention of Twins Daily that the Chicago White Sox are pathetic. Real chumps. A startling collection of losebags. Watching them gift-wrap a series sweep for the struggling, injury-ravaged Minnesota Twins, even when the Twins seemed perfectly willing to give them a game or...16066Fri, 26 Apr 2024 11:20:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/struggling-twins-force-baseball-scientists-to-lower-mendoza-line-r16028/In response to the Minnesota Twins’ horrific start on offense, leading baseball scientists have been forced to lower the Mendoza Line for the first time since its creation in 1979. “While a .200 batting average has long been considered the benchmark for offensive ineptitude, circumstances c...16028Fri, 19 Apr 2024 10:25:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-promote-controversial-mascot-prospect-ozempig-option-struggling-tc-bear-to-triple-a-r16019/After a shaky start to the season by the Twins, the team’s top brass made a move to bring in some fresh meat. It was announced earlier today that OzemPig, the team’s top mascot prospect, would be taking over as the club’s primary cheerleader for the time being. The incumbent, TC Bear, is going d...16019Thu, 18 Apr 2024 15:19:02 +0000