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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/18/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Brainstorming Ways the Twins Can Engage Younger Fans in 2025</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/brainstorming-ways-the-twins-can-engage-younger-fans-in-2025-r17496/</link><description>Up for sale and shedding payroll, the Twins are struggling to sustain interest from longtime fans, much less attract a new generation. Here's a lighthearted look at some tactics to win over younger audiences next year.



	The Minnesota Twins brand is in a state of crisis. Hopes of growing atten...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17496</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2024 13:14:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Takebot-3000 Short Circuits After Latest Bout Of Carlos Correa Trade Speculation</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/takebot-3000-short-circuits-after-latest-bout-of-carlos-correa-trade-speculation-r17502/</link><description>While many were relieved to hear the Twins downplay the possibility of trading away their best and most expensive player, the local beat cyborg was left in a frantic, spark-filled rage.&#xA0;



	Rumors surrounding a possible trade of superstar shortstop Carlos Correa  made their way back into orbit...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17502</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Dec 2024 12:50:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>In Bold Winter Meetings Move, Twins Executives Upgrade Rental Car</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/in-bold-winter-meetings-move-twins-executives-upgrade-rental-car-r17494/</link><description>Team hopes this lets free agents know they&#x2019;re in the mix with other big spenders.



	The big headline from the Winter Meetings was the mega-deal Juan Soto signed with the New York Mets. But they&#x2019;re not the only team willing to spend this offseason.




	&#x201C;The Minnesota Twins are pleased to annou...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17494</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2024 13:15:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins President Derek Falvey Clearly Thought MLB Winter Meetings Were Supposed To Start Next Week</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-president-derek-falvey-clearly-thought-mlb-winter-meetings-were-supposed-to-start-next-week-r17478/</link><description>The Twins&#x2019; President of Baseball and Business Operations (POBABO) has the tough assignment of trying to improve his ballclub while sticking to the financial limitations set by the team&#x2019;s ownership. But now, it looks even harder, as a scheduling snafu has left him flustered, flabbergasted and flu...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17478</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Dec 2024 16:06:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Beat Writer Orders Nachos Again</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/beat-writer-orders-nachos-again-r17459/</link><description>&#x2018;It&#x2019;s on the appetizer menu, but it eats like a full meal.&#x2019;



	Baseball&#x2019;s Winter Meetings convene in Dallas on Monday, but many media members are getting there ahead of time to network, chat up sources, and talk shop with their peers.




	And in the case of Todd Daniels, it&#x2019;s time to get some...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17459</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Dec 2024 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Dodgers Sign Everyone&#x2014;No, Like, Everyone&#x2014;With 50% Off Cyber Monday Coupon Code</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/dodgers-sign-everyone%E2%80%94no-like-everyone%E2%80%94with-50-off-cyber-monday-coupon-code-r17442/</link><description>You ever just enter something in that box during checkout, in case something obvious is a hugely valuable and valid thing? Well, Andrew Friedman did.



	Happy Cyber Monday to my fellow bargain-hunting consumers. I'm fresh off my annual marathon viewing of the entire Paul Blart: Mall Cop series&#x2014;...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17442</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Dec 2024 16:12:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Black Friday Bargains in Twins Company Store!</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/black-friday-bargains-in-twins-company-store-r17432/</link><description>This sale on exclusive items like the Dave St. Peter bobblehead runs through Cyber Monday.



	If you&#x2019;re looking for just the right gift for the Twins fan in your life this season, the team&#x2019;s Black Friday sale helps you do so without busting your budget! Here are just a few items marked down for...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17432</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Nov 2024 11:51:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>What Are Your Favorite Twins Bringing For Thanksgiving?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-are-your-favorite-twins-bringing-for-thanksgiving-r17433/</link><description>It's been a long year for the hometown nine, but the Twins still have plenty to be thankful for. Let's take a look at what each member was tasked with bringing for their big get-together.&#xA0;



	Thanksgiving is a time to get together, share a meal, and thank the high heavens for all of your wins o...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17433</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Nov 2024 12:18:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Select 1988 Toyota Celica in Obscure Rule 6 Draft</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-select-1988-toyota-celica-in-obscure-rule-6-draft-r17407/</link><description>&#x2018;The Rule 5 Draft is fine and all, but there are some real gems in the 6.&#x2019;



	No franchise is more aware of the benefits of the Rule 5 Draft than the Minnesota Twins. Plucking Johan Santana from Houston&#x2019;s Class A affiliate in 1999 is one of the savviest moves in recent MLB history. This year, t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17407</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Nov 2024 13:20:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Trade Candidate Breakdown: Doris From HR</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-trade-candidate-breakdown-doris-from-hr-r17390/</link><description>Not every asset belonging to an MLB organization can be seen on the field. And if the Twins are serious about selling some of their contributors while their value is at its peak, they may want to see what their longtime Human Resources Manager could garner in a trade.&#xA0;



	What&#x2019;s Up With Doris?...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17390</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:12:03 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Hold Bake Sale to Make Payroll</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-hold-bake-sale-to-make-payroll-r17377/</link><description>'In these tough economic times, a $3,000 pan of brownies will help us stay competitive.'



	The Minnesota Twins are in a bind.




	They are in the process of being sold. The front office is in a state of flux. They have a payroll restriction of $130 million, and a roster that&#x2019;s going to make m...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17377</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Nov 2024 13:20:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Appoint Derek Falvey To Lead Team&#x2019;s Council Of Payroll Efficiency (COPE)</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-appoint-derek-falvey-to-lead-teams-council-of-payroll-efficiency-cope-r17368/</link><description>The Twins&#x2019; President of Baseball and Business Operations (also known as the POBABO) is sure to have his hands full and his pockets empty as he takes on yet another role with the organization.

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	When there&#x2019;s a major shift in direction for an organization, whether that be in the front office...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17368</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Nov 2024 13:23:01 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
