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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/17/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Minnesota Twins Hoarding Canadian Players to Beat New Tariffs</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-hoarding-canadian-players-to-beat-new-tariffs-r17725/</link><description>Every MLB franchise looks for the next "Moneyball" strategy. The Twins might have just discovered a new advantage, in a market that has never been more inefficient.



	In a move that has left economists scratching their heads and baseball executives chuckling into their Tim Hortons coffee, the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17725</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Feb 2025 19:08:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Leave Wallet at Home Again</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-leave-wallet-at-home-again-r17700/</link><description>&#x2018;We&#x2019;ll pick up the tab next time.&#x2019;



	In what has become an ongoing storyline this offseason, the Minnesota Twins once again forgot their wallet at home after going out with friends, per multiple sources with knowledge of the incidents.




	Twins Daily has confirmed that this is at least the t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17700</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2025 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Disappointed Blogger Forced To Return Bootleg Twins Roki Sasaki Jersey</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/disappointed-blogger-forced-to-return-bootleg-twins-roki-sasaki-jersey-r17673/</link><description>With the Japanese phenom selecting the Los Angeles Dodgers as his next club, one Twins blogger was left with a superfluous, yet hilarious, bit of custom team merch.&#xA0;



	It was always a longshot for Minnesota to become the new home for 23-year-old phenom Roki Sasaki, but a local Twins blogger is...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17673</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Jan 2025 12:15:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Other Universally Beloved Things Non-Ichiro Voter Finds Lacking</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/other-universally-beloved-things-non-ichiro-voter-finds-lacking-r17670/</link><description>'A better name might be the Good Enough Canyon? It&#x2019;s a hole in the ground. Congratulations, you drove the family 11 hours to visit a dry swimming pool.'



	The legendary Ichiro Suzuki was overwhelmingly elected to Baseball&#x2019;s Hall of Fame on Tuesday, nabbing all but one of the 550 votes needed t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17670</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jan 2025 13:12:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fest 'Signature Saturday' to Feature Nothing but Accountants, Consultants</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fest-signature-saturday-to-feature-nothing-but-accountants-consultants-r17638/</link><description>&#x2018;As we bid farewell to the Pohlad era, we hope to celebrate its real heroes.&#x2019;



	The annual Twins Fest extravaganza is next weekend at The Fillmore, hard by Target Field in Minneapolis. As is tradition, Saturday is dedicated to the autograph hounds in Twins Territory, with children and their ad...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17638</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 Jan 2025 14:08:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Shock Jock Seeks to Purchase Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-shock-jock-seeks-to-purchase-twins-r17596/</link><description>The Woodbury native is believed to be the only person to ever listen to that much Imagine Dragons without harming himself or others.



	With the news that the Minnesota Twins may very well have a new owner by Opening Day, speculation has turned toward potential suitors. The Ishbia brothers, own...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17596</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Jan 2025 13:23:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins To Decide Starting First Baseman With Traditional 72-Hour Conclave</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-to-decide-starting-first-baseman-with-traditional-72-hour-conclave-r17588/</link><description>While known for having a forward-thinking and highly analytical front office, the club will decide their next lineup fixture in the holiest of traditions.&#xA0;



	As the calendar flipped to 2025, the Minnesota Twins still found themselves without a true heir to their first base position. But by the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17588</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Jan 2025 15:24:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Beat Writer&#x2019;s Offseason Twins Notebook Just Drawings of Cowboys</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/beat-writers-offseason-twins-notebook-just-drawings-of-cowboys-r17565/</link><description>The team&#x2019;s inactivity is pushing some local sports journalists to extremes.



	In an offseason wherein trading Jovani Mor&#xE1;n counts as major news, covering the Minnesota Twins has never been more difficult for the sportswriters assigned to the squad. Nowhere was this more noticeable than Phil Mi...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17565</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Jan 2025 13:18:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Front Office &#x2018;Pretty Sure&#x2019; Free Agency Doesn&#x2019;t Start Until 2025</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-front-office-%E2%80%98pretty-sure-free-agency-doesnt-start-until-2025-r17545/</link><description>&#x2018;I think we&#x2019;d know if it started already, there&#x2019;s, like, emails and stuff.&#x2019;



	Prior to the holidays, baseball&#x2019;s hot stove went into overdrive, with players like Patrick Sandoval, Paul Goldschmidt, Walker Buehler, and Sean Manaea all finding homes. With these and other signings occurring in the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17545</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Dec 2024 11:07:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>'Twas The Night Before Twinsmas: A Twins Daily Holiday Treat</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twas-the-night-before-twinsmas-a-twins-daily-holiday-treat-r17542/</link><description>He sees you when you're Tweeting, and he knows which players rake.




	The Twins' beat writers are visited by a familiar friend on the night before Christmas.&#xA0;



	&#x2018;Twas the night before Christmas,&#xA0;

	And across Target Field,&#xA0;

	Came a winter storm roarin&#x2019;,

	With snow th't wouldn't yield.&#xA0;...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17542</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2024 00:20:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Could the Twins Afford a Mid-Rotation Starter if Millennials Gave Up Avocado Toast?</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/could-the-twins-afford-a-mid-rotation-starter-if-millennials-gave-up-avocado-toast-r17522/</link><description>It&#x2019;s time for the most lazy and entitled generation to finally do something for the common good. Or is that too much adulting?



	There&#x2019;s an old saying: &#x201C;The fans pay your salary.&#x201D; It&#x2019;s a very wise one typically directed at stuck up athletes who refuse to take criticism from the people who watc...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17522</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Dec 2024 16:30:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Pohlads Decry 'A Christmas Carol' Ending</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pohlads-decry-a-christmas-carol-ending-r17528/</link><description>&#x2018;It starts off strong, but the ending is really bleak.&#x2019;



	A Christmas Carol has spent almost two centuries being one of the holiday season&#x2019;s most durable stories. Countless films, plays, and television shows have adapted the 1843 Charles Dickens novella faithfully, or updated the beloved tale...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17528</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Dec 2024 14:10:02 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
