https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/17/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/injury-gods-%E2%80%98have-an-eye-on-brooks-lee-r16533/One would think piling another injury upon Royce Lewis would be enough to satisfy The Injury Gods in their ceaseless vendetta against the Minnesota Twins. One would be wrong. Per sources close to Jontu of the Poison Wind, Cnathol the Endless, and other timeless beings, the promotion of...16533Fri, 05 Jul 2024 12:18:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/report-twins-%E2%80%9Caggressively%E2%80%9D-shopping-tc-bear-as-mlb-trade-deadline-approaches-r16521/The Twins are hoping this trade deadline will be a bear market--that is, a good market for shopping their bear. It’s not often that a franchise will explore the idea of trading someone who has been with their organization for 24 seasons, especially when they find themselves in contention. B...16521Thu, 04 Jul 2024 12:20:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/congress-votes-to-shut-down-cleveland-guardians-until-we-can-all-figure-out-whats-going-on-r16485/In a rare show of bipartisan unity, the U.S. House and Senate voted overwhelmingly Thursday to put an indefinite halt to all Cleveland Guardians baseball activities. This move comes after a nationwide groundswell of demand for Congress to do something about the AL Central-leading Guardians,...16485Fri, 28 Jun 2024 10:20:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/max-kepler-loses-arm-insists-he-shouldnt-need-injured-list-stint-r16463/In a stunning development in recent days, Max Kepler revealed to his manager Rocco Baldelli that he has a little nagging pain in his left arm, mostly due to the fact that it was torn clean off his torso over the weekend. But even more stunning (though not exactly surprising given the subjec...16463Wed, 26 Jun 2024 13:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-struggles-to-hate-royce-lewis-r16439/Unlikable Chaska man Barry Daniel finds himself at a crossroads. In the past, he’s been able to mount spectacularly annoying and disingenuous arguments about Minnesota sports and athletes with ease. From “Joe Mauer fakes concussions for sympathy” to “The Minnesota Wild logo is quality desig...16439Fri, 21 Jun 2024 18:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-city-connect-jerseys-ignite-latest-tc-bear-rampage-r16388/The Minnesota Twins rolled out their 2024 City Connect jerseys this week, to generally positive reviews. The multiple shades of blue with some yellow and subtle pink accents were certainly a departure from the team’s traditional red-and-blue mix. One negative review came from an unlikely so...16388Fri, 14 Jun 2024 10:07:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-forget-to-include-pants-in-city-connect-uniform-design-r16347/Realization set in quickly for the Twins as they prepared to unveil their highly-anticipated City Connect uniforms on Monday morning. While the jerseys themselves were well-designed with a unique color scheme tying to a quintessential aspect of Minnesota, the club’s marketing department discover...16347Sun, 09 Jun 2024 18:20:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/miracles-performed-by-royce-lewis-r16343/File this away for his future canonization campaign--and let's hope that's the next time he becomes a Saint.  Broke a 20-year playoff victory drought. Displayed competence in Yankee Stadium. Executed perfect zipper merge in rush hour traffic at the 94/494/694 interchange in M...16343Fri, 07 Jun 2024 10:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/getting-lost-in-joe-ryans-eyes-now-covered-under-most-health-insurance-policies-r16291/While most of the conversation surrounding Joe Ryan has been around his excellent start to 2024, there’s an undercurrent occupying the office hours of actuaries, underwriters, and healthcare professionals: Should the health impacts of the Twins pitcher’s smoldering good looks be covered under yo...16291Fri, 31 May 2024 10:16:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/a-qa-with-tangy-the-rally-sausage-r16245/One of the few constants in a roller-coaster 2024 Twins seasons is Tangy, a Cloverdale-brand summer sausage that has become a rallying totem for Minnesota. In an occasionally contentious interview, Tangy addressed its beginnings, its place in the locker room, and its rumored relationship with a...16245Fri, 24 May 2024 10:11:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/things-i-personally-blame-on-the-new-york-yankees-who-i-just-dont-like-r16205/Remember last year, when the Twins won the season series versus the New York Yankees? It was great! After decades of humbling, soul-crushing defeats, the Twins were the better team--both at Target Field and, somehow, at Yankee Stadium. It felt like a prelude to Minnesota also relieving itself of...16205Fri, 17 May 2024 10:40:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/edouard-julien-reverts-to-original-canadian-factory-settings-after-trip-to-toronto-r16189/O Canada! Here we go again.  As the Twins completed a series win over the Toronto Blue Jays on Sunday afternoon, something started to change within second baseman Edouard Julien. Teammates started to notice his infield chatter getting more and more - how you say? - French-Canadian with each...16189Thu, 16 May 2024 10:49:02 +0000