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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/15/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Twins Offense Clearly Distracted By &#x2018;The White Lotus&#x2019;</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-offense-clearly-distracted-by-%E2%80%98the-white-lotus-r18066/</link><description>The hit HBO drama has been the talk of the dugout, even in the midst of a frigid start to the 2025 campaign.&#xA0;



	Twins hitters are hoping to get their eye back on the ball and off of their screens. In the season&#x2019;s first two weeks, they&#x2019;ve been incredibly distracted by new episodes of &#x2018;The White...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">18066</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:42:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Players Search for Their Own Personal "Rally Sausage" in 2025</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-players-search-for-their-own-personal-rally-sausage-in-2025-r18008/</link><description>The Twins will leave no stone unturned in their search for a replacement for the Rally Sausage. Now, the team&#x2019;s core players have started to identify their own lucky charms for 2025.&#xA0;




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	Last season, the Minnesota Twins relied on the power of the now-infamous Rally Sausage, an unassuming...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">18008</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2025 16:08:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>&#x2018;Gonna Be a Chilly One This Weekend,&#x2019; Observes Mauer</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/%E2%80%98gonna-be-a-chilly-one-this-weekend-observes-mauer-r18033/</link><description>&#x2018;Should bring a coat or sweater,&#x2019; advised the Hall of Famer.



	The Minnesota Twins continue their first homestand of the season this weekend against the Houston Astros. As they look to build some momentum after a rough 0-4 start, a former Twins great has some advice for fans coming to Target F...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">18033</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2025 12:28:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Secret Files Reveal Joe Mauer&#x2019;s Plan to Make Twins More Minnesotan</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/secret-files-reveal-joe-mauers-plan-to-make-twins-more-minnesotan-r17960/</link><description>Anonymous sources have confirmed an underground training program in Fort Myers. Joe Mauer, the team&#x2019;s Midwest resident expert, is helping present and future Twins prepare in an unconventional way.&#xA0;




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	FORT MYERS, FL &#x2013; In a shocking discovery that has the Minnesota baseball world buzzing,...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17960</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 16:08:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Minnesota Twins Relegated to International League After Embarrassing Secret Loss to St. Paul Saints</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-relegated-to-international-league-after-embarrassing-secret-loss-to-st-paul-saints-r18020/</link><description>For the first time ever, a Major League Baseball team has been relegated to the minors. After a convincing victory against the Minnesota Twins, the St. Paul Saints will now usurp their maligned parent club, replacing them in the American League Central.



	After the Minnesota Twins lost their f...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">18020</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2025 13:33:38 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hipster Twins Fan Torn on Ironic Opening Day Jersey Choice</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hipster-twins-fan-torn-on-ironic-opening-day-jersey-choice-r17999/</link><description>The U of M grad student/barista has a closet full of garb from half-forgotten Twins stars, role players, and busts.



	Carter Benjamin can&#x2019;t decide.




	&#x201C;Lots of Twins fans would walk into a thrift store, see a red Ron Coomer Twins jersey for $12, and think it&#x2019;s the best day of their life,&#x201D; sa...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17999</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2025 12:19:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Hundreds Of Men Named Cody Wait In Line To Attend Twins Daily&#x2019;s Opening Day Watch Party At BlackStack Brewing</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hundreds-of-men-named-cody-wait-in-line-to-attend-twins-dailys-opening-day-watch-party-at-blackstack-brewing-r17985/</link><description>Roughly 75% of the guest list consists of someone with the unfortunate first name, and most are currently on staff.&#xA0;

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	With the official start to the Minnesota Twins&#x2019; 2025 season already upon us, Twins Daily&#x2019;s popular Opening Day watch party event is poised to have its largest gathering ev...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17985</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2025 12:21:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Bombshell Investigation Reveals Twins Training Staff Doesn&#x2019;t Believe in Stretching, Muscle Science</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bombshell-investigation-reveals-twins-training-staff-doesnt-believe-in-stretching-muscle-science-r17966/</link><description>Posts from angry social media users prompted an internal investigation that exposed Twins medical malpractices, and validated the barrage of injury-related outrage and finger-pointing from fans.



	In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through the sports medicine community, a new e...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17966</guid><pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2025 12:07:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Harrison Bader Leaving Minnesota Twins to Join Vampire Weekend on Upcoming Tour</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/harrison-bader-leaving-minnesota-twins-to-join-vampire-weekend-on-upcoming-tour-r17962/</link><description>Twins recently acquired fourth outfielder is making a shocking career change. How will this affect the club's outfield depth?



	FORT MYERS &#x2014; Minnesota Twins outfielder Harrison Bader&#x2014;signed to a one-year, $6.25 million contract in early February&#x2014;told reporters Saturday he is exiting Major Leag...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17962</guid><pubDate>Sat, 22 Mar 2025 16:15:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Royce Lewis, Byron Buxton Expected to Platoon on IL</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/royce-lewis-byron-buxton-expected-to-platoon-on-il-r17957/</link><description>&#x2018;You know as well as I do that once Lewis gets the green light to return, a Cybertruck door will fly off and hit Buxton in the ribs.&#x2019;



	The Minnesota Twins&#x2019; relatively healthy spring training was marred earlier this week when infielder Royce Lewis strained a hamstring, knocking him out of the...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17957</guid><pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:12:02 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Implement Mustache Requirement After Mickey Gasper&#x2019;s Stellar Spring</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-implement-mustache-requirement-after-mickey-gaspers-stellar-spring-r17950/</link><description>It is the first organization-wide grooming policy to go into effect, and almost certainly the last.&#xA0;



	The Twins are taking fashion advice from one of their newest additions, and establishing their very first mandatory uniform directive&#x2014;one that requires everyone in the organization to grow a...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17950</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:11:01 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Start Crafting Your Opening Day Excuse Today</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/start-crafting-your-opening-day-excuse-today-r17922/</link><description>The home opener is Thurs., Apr. 4, at 3:10 PM. How are you lying to your boss to attend?



	With less than three weeks left before the Minnesota Twins home opener, fans are already preparing. Travel plans, pregame bar meetups, jersey choices&#x2014;the list goes on.




	But what are you going to tell...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">17922</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:15:02 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
