https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/14/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/in-bold-winter-meetings-move-twins-executives-upgrade-rental-car-r17494/The big headline from the Winter Meetings was the mega-deal Juan Soto signed with the New York Mets. But they’re not the only team willing to spend this offseason. “The Minnesota Twins are pleased to announce that the entire Twins traveling party rented a large, premium sedan at the Dallas...17494Fri, 13 Dec 2024 13:15:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-president-derek-falvey-clearly-thought-mlb-winter-meetings-were-supposed-to-start-next-week-r17478/A shaggy, disheveled Derek Falvey sprinted through the lobby of the Hilton Anatole Hotel in Dallas late on Monday morning, leaving many attendees at the baseball’s biggest offseason attraction to come to the same conclusion: The Twins’ top decision-maker forgot which day the MLB Winter Meetings...17478Tue, 10 Dec 2024 16:06:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/beat-writer-orders-nachos-again-r17459/Baseball’s Winter Meetings convene in Dallas on Monday, but many media members are getting there ahead of time to network, chat up sources, and talk shop with their peers. And in the case of Todd Daniels, it’s time to get some hotel bar nachos. “Obviously, media budgets are tight nowad...17459Fri, 06 Dec 2024 14:10:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/dodgers-sign-everyone%E2%80%94no-like-everyone%E2%80%94with-50-off-cyber-monday-coupon-code-r17442/Happy Cyber Monday to my fellow bargain-hunting consumers. I'm fresh off my annual marathon viewing of the entire Paul Blart: Mall Cop series—the best Black Friday movies of all time, no contest—and to my surprise, MLB free agency is actually chugging along this year. Last week, the Los Ang...17442Mon, 02 Dec 2024 16:12:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/black-friday-bargains-in-twins-company-store-r17432/If you’re looking for just the right gift for the Twins fan in your life this season, the team’s Black Friday sale helps you do so without busting your budget! Here are just a few items marked down for the savvy shopper: Dave St. Peter Authentic Bobblehead. This commemorative bobblehead cel...17432Fri, 29 Nov 2024 11:51:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/what-are-your-favorite-twins-bringing-for-thanksgiving-r17433/Thanksgiving is a time to get together, share a meal, and thank the high heavens for all of your wins over the last year. All 82 of 'em.  While many would rather see this team go hungry after an epic late-season collapse and an already too-quiet off-season, Twins Daily just wants everyone o...17433Thu, 28 Nov 2024 12:18:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-select-1988-toyota-celica-in-obscure-rule-6-draft-r17407/No franchise is more aware of the benefits of the Rule 5 Draft than the Minnesota Twins. Plucking Johan Santana from Houston’s Class A affiliate in 1999 is one of the savviest moves in recent MLB history. This year, though, the Twins are training their focus on the more obscure Rule 6 Draft, whe...17407Fri, 22 Nov 2024 13:20:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-trade-candidate-breakdown-doris-from-hr-r17390/What’s Up With Doris? While many casual fans may not be familiar with the work of the Twins’ beloved HR manager, Doris Martin, Twins Daily has pegged her as a prime candidate to be shopped this offseason. There are a few reasons. First, Doris does impeccable work and is well-regarded in the HR...17390Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:12:03 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-hold-bake-sale-to-make-payroll-r17377/The Minnesota Twins are in a bind. They are in the process of being sold. The front office is in a state of flux. They have a payroll restriction of $130 million, and a roster that’s going to make more than that. How can you navigate this uncertainty, bridge the financial gap, and make impr...17377Fri, 15 Nov 2024 13:20:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-appoint-derek-falvey-to-lead-teams-council-of-payroll-efficiency-cope-r17368/When there’s a major shift in direction for an organization, whether that be in the front office or on the business side of a venture, the new appointments that are inevitably announced are bound to raise some eyebrows.  Not this time.  Just two days after officially taking the reins f...17368Thu, 14 Nov 2024 13:23:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/tc-bear-elected-mayor-of-owatonna-r17333/In a stunning result on Tuesday night, Twins mascot TC Bear was elected mayor of Owatonna, Minn. “I’m grateful to the people of Owatonna for putting their trust in me,” said Bear. “I look forward to rolling up my sleeves and getting to work.” The unnerving man/beast hybrid ran as an in...17333Fri, 08 Nov 2024 13:15:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/out-of-control-twins-fan-recalls-time-he-muttered-nice-catch%E2%80%A6not-at-opposition-r17303/The 2024 World Series ended Wednesday, with the Los Angeles Dodgers taking Game 5 from the New York Yankees, 7-6. While the Bronx Bombers were clearly outplayed, they managed to provide the Series’s most infamous moment, when a pair of Yankees fans attempted to remove a foul ball from Mookie Bet...17303Fri, 01 Nov 2024 12:20:01 +0000