https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/14/?d=1enhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/carlos-correa-gets-boost-from-release-of-new-marvel-content-r18265/“The truth is. . .” said Twins’ shortstop Carlos Correa in front of a packed media scrum on Wednesday morning. “I’m back.” The slugger was coming off of a dominant game the night before, wherein he smacked a 458-foot homer over the left-field wall for his first home run at Target Field this...18265Thu, 08 May 2025 16:18:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-field-to-introduce-therapy-kiosks-for-fans-experiencing-162-game-emotional-roller-coaster-r18240/MINNEAPOLIS—After a particularly “character-building” start to the 2025 season, the Minnesota Twins are taking a bold new step in fan engagement by unveiling Therapy Kiosks throughout Target Field. (Well, really only on the first level, because no one is sitting in the upper deck.) These kiosks...18240Tue, 06 May 2025 13:09:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-mailbag-with-zeb-an-old-timey-gold-rush-prospector-r18228/Zebadiah ‘Zeb” Grundy is an old-timey gold rush prospector from the American Old West. He took some time yesterday to answer your questions about Twins baseball. Answers have been edited for clarity and to remove cultural references that would be considered “almost supernaturally racist” to mode...18228Fri, 02 May 2025 12:13:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/whoopsie-on-the-mound-twins-coaches-discover-they-forgot-pitcher-fielding-practice-r18134/MINNEAPOLIS—In a development that can only be described as vintage Twins, sources within the coaching staff admitted Wednesday that an “unfortunate oversight” led to the complete omission of pitcher’s fielding practice (PFP) during spring training. The reason? A printing error. Yes, you rea...18134Wed, 30 Apr 2025 17:14:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bombshell-investigation-reveals-tc-bear-behind-regrettable-twins-daily-parody-article-r18193/“I was hacked!” exclaimed Sweet Lou Hennessy, while being pelted with rotten tomatoes.    A recent parody article released on Twins Daily ruffled many feathers, due to its subject material and general tone-deafness. But the writer in the byline is trying to save face with an investigation...18193Tue, 29 Apr 2025 12:42:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/universe-corrects-temporary-oversight-that-allowed-twins-fans-to-have-something-nice-r18199/"This should have been flagged immediately," said a spokesperson for the Immutable Forces of Suffering. MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a swift and decisive action on Friday night, the universe rectified what officials are calling a "temporary clerical error" that had mistakenly allowed Minnesota Twins...18199Sat, 26 Apr 2025 16:51:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-athletic-reporter-accidently-added-to-center-field-group-chat-r18183/These days, reporters being accidentally added to a group chat is nothing new. Now, a prominent Twins writer has been added to one of MLB’s most exclusive text chains.    Earlier this week (on the latest episode of Gleeman and the Geek), Aaron Gleeman and John Bonnes riffed on a fiction...18183Sat, 26 Apr 2025 14:10:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-ovo-lasik-lens-announce-partnership-r18157/The Minnesota Twins have announced a new partnership with locally based OVO LASIK + Lens. The news comes on the heels of a slow start to the season. The Twins brought in former rotation ace Tommy Milone, who received LASIK during his career, as a special consultant for the partnership. It's...18157Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:57:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pope-franciss-dying-wish-%E2%80%9Ci-just-want-the-twins-to-sweep-the-godless-chicago-white-sox%E2%80%9D-r18178/The head of the church prayed for the Twins’ struggling offense each and every day, through all the heartache and pain. The world is still reeling from the news of Pope Francis’s death on Monday, and as it turns out, the former head of the church was in a period of mourning and grief himself...18178Thu, 24 Apr 2025 12:17:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-fields-next-statue-to-honor-fans-who-hold-ownership-accountable-r18116/Plans were leaked for a new bronze statue of an empty chair, of which there have been plenty inside the stadium in this young season. After unveiling a picture-perfect tribute to the newest Twin to go into baseball’s hallowed Hall of Fame earlier this week, it appears the next statue to be e...18116Wed, 16 Apr 2025 13:24:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/satire-declared-dead-top-scribes-out-of-material-after-2025-twins-become-self-parody-r18111/You may have noticed that there was no lighthearted Randballs Stu column published this past Friday morning. Sadly, this is no random happenstance. His role at Twins Daily has been terminated after satire was declared dead in light of the tragic comedy that is the 2025 Minnesota Twins. MINNE...18111Tue, 15 Apr 2025 14:34:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mlb-exploring-al-central-expansion-to-include-more-beatable-teams-for-the-twins-r18046/The Twins have seen some ups and downs to start the year. Perhaps a new MLB initiative can turn the tide in their favor. Major League Baseball announced today that the AL Central will undergo an emergency expansion, in a stunning move designed to shake up baseball’s competitive landscape (or...18046Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:11:02 +0000