https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/13/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bombshell-investigation-reveals-twins-training-staff-doesnt-believe-in-stretching-muscle-science-r17966/In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through the sports medicine community, a new exposé has revealed that the Minnesota Twins training staff does not, in fact, believe in stretching, muscle maintenance, or the human musculoskeletal system in general. The investigation was spa...17966Sun, 23 Mar 2025 12:07:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/harrison-bader-leaving-minnesota-twins-to-join-vampire-weekend-on-upcoming-tour-r17962/FORT MYERS — Minnesota Twins outfielder Harrison Bader—signed to a one-year, $6.25 million contract in early February—told reporters Saturday he is exiting Major League Baseball to join indie ska band Vampire Weekend on their upcoming tour. "It's always been a dream of mine," proclaimed an ecsta...17962Sat, 22 Mar 2025 16:15:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/royce-lewis-byron-buxton-expected-to-platoon-on-il-r17957/The Minnesota Twins’ relatively healthy spring training was marred earlier this week when infielder Royce Lewis strained a hamstring, knocking him out of the season opener (and likely a few more weeks beyond that). While it’s far from good news, team leaders say they are ready. “As a team t...17957Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:12:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-implement-mustache-requirement-after-mickey-gaspers-stellar-spring-r17950/The Twins are taking fashion advice from one of their newest additions, and establishing their very first mandatory uniform directive—one that requires everyone in the organization to grow a mustache. After a scorching start to his Twins career over the last few weeks of spring training, Mickey...17950Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:11:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/start-crafting-your-opening-day-excuse-today-r17922/With less than three weeks left before the Minnesota Twins home opener, fans are already preparing. Travel plans, pregame bar meetups, jersey choices—the list goes on. But what are you going to tell your boss? Some reading this might have the luxury of taking a half or full day of paid...17922Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:15:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-embrace-scavenger-hunt-broadcast-strategy-to-boost-fan-engagement-r17914/In a bold and innovative move, the Minnesota Twins announced that they will make Twins.TV (their new MLB broadcast network) deliberately difficult to find. By ensuring that the channel is not conveniently located on major cable and satellite providers, the organization hopes to introduce an exci...17914Thu, 13 Mar 2025 12:26:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rejected-pitches-for-special-features-on-twinstv-broadcasts-r17907/“Fire Manager” Button - With this feature, angry fans would have had the opportunity to hit a button calling for the immediate dismissal of manager Rocco Baldelli. Of course, this action would have led pessimistic, old-head buffoons to a dead end, which essentially happens whenever they tweet ou...17907Wed, 12 Mar 2025 12:37:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/as-season-nears-best-non-streaming-option-remains-%E2%80%98the-untrammeled-power-of-human-imagination-r17882/With Opening Day less than three weeks away, the only way to view the Minnesota Twins in 2025 continues to be streaming the games on Twins.TV. While a marked improvement over last year’s debacle, this leaves traditional cable and satellite subscribers in the lurch, without much time to adjust. T...17882Fri, 07 Mar 2025 13:07:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-pitcher-varlands-latest-name-change-raises-eyebrows-r17852/When Louie Varland changed his name to Louis Varland this spring, it was met with a couple polite chuckles and news stories. His latest first name, however, is causing a much bigger reaction, and more than a little confusion. The Minnesota native now goes by "Apple TV Presents The Gorge Sta...17852Fri, 28 Feb 2025 13:18:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/new-twins-hitting-coach-the-borg-has-hitters-assimilating-to-his-program-r17816/In an effort to distance themselves from a culture that some felt had become too lax and individualized, the Minnesota Twins hired as their new hitting coach Matt Borgschulte, better known in Federation circles as "The Borg." Already this spring, the new instructor has fostered a sense of togeth...17816Thu, 27 Feb 2025 15:04:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-beat-writers-haunted-by-ghost-of-do-hyoung-park-at-spring-training-r17835/Clue: The eerie presence of this two-time Jeopardy! loser has been felt by multiple members of the Twins’ beat over the last week. Answer: Who is Do-Hyoung Park? This year marks the first spring training in nearly a decade wherein Park isn’t covering the club, but some of his former peers...17835Wed, 26 Feb 2025 13:22:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pohlads-to-let-a-poor-throw-out-first-pitch-r17814/In what is looking likely to be the last spring training of the Pohlad family’s possession of the Twins, the longtime owners are hoping to make it a memorable one. “They want to give back to the community of fans that have supported them through thick and thin, especially the rabble and the...17814Fri, 21 Feb 2025 18:28:02 +0000