https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/12/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-ovo-lasik-lens-announce-partnership-r18157/The Twins brought in former rotation ace Tommy Milone, who received LASIK during his career, as a special consultant for the partnership. It's been reported that Milone held a team building event at OVO LASIK’s St. Louis Park office where players were given the opportunity to receive services fr...18157Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:57:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pope-franciss-dying-wish-%E2%80%9Ci-just-want-the-twins-to-sweep-the-godless-chicago-white-sox%E2%80%9D-r18178/The world is still reeling from the news of Pope Francis’s death on Monday, and as it turns out, the former head of the church was in a period of mourning and grief himself, before he died. “I always felt a connection to the most broken and defeated among us, which drew me to the fan base o...18178Thu, 24 Apr 2025 12:17:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-fields-next-statue-to-honor-fans-who-hold-ownership-accountable-r18116/After unveiling a picture-perfect tribute to the newest Twin to go into baseball’s hallowed Hall of Fame earlier this week, it appears the next statue to be erected outside of Target Field has been decided. An empty bronzed stadium seat will be placed outside Gate 29, honoring the fans who refus...18116Wed, 16 Apr 2025 13:24:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/satire-declared-dead-top-scribes-out-of-material-after-2025-twins-become-self-parody-r18111/MINNEAPOLIS — April 15, 2025 In a move that sent shockwaves through the upper Midwest's dwindling sportswriting community, satire has officially been pronounced dead, a casualty of the 2025 Minnesota Twins season – a campaign so comically mismanaged, so breathtakingly blunder-filled, that even...18111Tue, 15 Apr 2025 14:34:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mlb-exploring-al-central-expansion-to-include-more-beatable-teams-for-the-twins-r18046/Major League Baseball announced today that the AL Central will undergo an emergency expansion, in a stunning move designed to shake up baseball’s competitive landscape (or at least, the portion of it that includes the Minnesota Twins). The decision comes after the Twins’ rough start to the seaso...18046Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-offense-clearly-distracted-by-%E2%80%98the-white-lotus-r18066/Twins hitters are hoping to get their eye back on the ball and off of their screens. In the season’s first two weeks, they’ve been incredibly distracted by new episodes of ‘The White Lotus’ on HBO, and their performance has suffered mightily. “We just aren’t getting what we want right now a...18066Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:42:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-players-search-for-their-own-personal-rally-sausage-in-2025-r18008/Last season, the Minnesota Twins relied on the power of the now-infamous Rally Sausage, an unassuming summer sausage that somehow became the team’s lucky charm. It started as a joke in the clubhouse, then found its way into the dugout, and by season’s end, it had morphed into something resemblin...18008Mon, 07 Apr 2025 16:08:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/%E2%80%98gonna-be-a-chilly-one-this-weekend-observes-mauer-r18033/The Minnesota Twins continue their first homestand of the season this weekend against the Houston Astros. As they look to build some momentum after a rough 0-4 start, a former Twins great has some advice for fans coming to Target Field. “Gonna be a chilly one this weekend,” observed Joe Mau...18033Fri, 04 Apr 2025 12:28:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/secret-files-reveal-joe-mauers-plan-to-make-twins-more-minnesotan-r17960/FORT MYERS, FL – In a shocking discovery that has the Minnesota baseball world buzzing, secret files detailing Joe Mauer’s covert efforts to instill peak Minnesotan behavior in the Twins clubhouse have been uncovered at the team’s spring training facility. The documents, rolled up and stashed in...17960Tue, 01 Apr 2025 16:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-relegated-to-international-league-after-embarrassing-secret-loss-to-st-paul-saints-r18020/After the Minnesota Twins lost their first four games of the season, they hoped to get a mood boost from a quick scrimmage against their own Triple-A affiliate. Instead, they lost that, too. They were relegated to the International League and will play the remainder of the season at CHS Field. A...18020Tue, 01 Apr 2025 13:33:38 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hipster-twins-fan-torn-on-ironic-opening-day-jersey-choice-r17999/Carter Benjamin can’t decide. “Lots of Twins fans would walk into a thrift store, see a red Ron Coomer Twins jersey for $12, and think it’s the best day of their life,” said the 24-year-old Minneapolis resident. “For me, it’s hell.” Benjamin, an insufferable hipster, added that Coomer...17999Fri, 28 Mar 2025 12:19:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hundreds-of-men-named-cody-wait-in-line-to-attend-twins-dailys-opening-day-watch-party-at-blackstack-brewing-r17985/With the official start to the Minnesota Twins’ 2025 season already upon us, Twins Daily’s popular Opening Day watch party event is poised to have its largest gathering ever. That is, of course, because every man named Cody in the quad-state area is planning to attend.  Organizers of the ev...17985Thu, 27 Mar 2025 12:21:01 +0000