https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/12/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/kodys-rekonsidered-r18356/Unexpected things happen in baseball. The Minnesota Twins are not immune to it. Indeed, they have too many to name in one blog. A smattering off the top of my head: A palm ball merchant named Tony Fiore throws absolute slop, posts double-digit victories, finishes 8th in Rookie of the Yea...18356Fri, 23 May 2025 11:23:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/enter-the-codyverse-clemens-credits-cody-collective-of-twins-territory-for-success-r18349/Since being acquired in a low-wattage trade in late April, Kody Clemens has emerged as a central figure in the team’s torrid May turnaround. Previously a fringe big-leaguer best known for being Roger’s kid, Clemens has hit .318 with a 1.070 OPS and delivered multiple game-changing home runs in t...18349Thu, 22 May 2025 14:03:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-announce-%E2%80%9Cheritage-rotation%E2%80%9D-week-r18338/Minneapolis–They say hindsight is 20/20, so this week, the Twins are literally pitching with yesterday’s stars. Well, maybe not stars, but at least they are functional arms. In a move part corporate wellness, part time-travel experiment, Minnesota today unveiled “Heritage Rotation Week,” a bold...18338Tue, 20 May 2025 14:13:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/are-the-chicago-white-sox-still-godless-experts-weigh-in-r18309/This season started like any other for the godless Chicago White Sox: a 4-16 start, general apathy, poor attendance, and our country’s prison system and adult video superstores overrun with fans of the squalid franchise. But two major developments have left many wondering just how godless this h...18309Fri, 16 May 2025 13:10:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/five-injured-in-pile-up-begun-by-runaway-twins-bandwagon-r18302/The recent turnaround to the Twins’ season is turning heads, not only from their fans, but from the rubber-neckers passing by the site of a recent crash involving the team’s bandwagon. “There were just so many people jumping on that thing now that the club has found their groove,” said one...18302Thu, 15 May 2025 13:29:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/miguel-san%C3%B3-returns-twins-add-former-slugger-to-make-everyone-else-look-more-disciplined-r18285/[Ed. note: This is a satirical piece! Miguel Sanó has not actually re-signed with the Twins. Ideally, we wouldn't have to clarify this further than by using our Satire frame around the article, but this one runs a certain risk of being taken seriously and reacted to enormously. So, we'd like to...18285Tue, 13 May 2025 14:08:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pohlads-water-down-press-box-ranch-dressing-r18271/Phil Miller noticed right away. “I dunked a chicken strip in the ranch, expecting some of the dip to adhere to the strip,” said the Minnesota Star-Tribune Twins beat writer. “It simply ran right off. It barely even wetted the strip.” Was this a sub-standard batch of ranch? A new cateri...18271Fri, 09 May 2025 13:06:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/carlos-correa-gets-boost-from-release-of-new-marvel-content-r18265/“The truth is. . .” said Twins’ shortstop Carlos Correa in front of a packed media scrum on Wednesday morning. “I’m back.” The slugger was coming off of a dominant game the night before, wherein he smacked a 458-foot homer over the left-field wall for his first home run at Target Field this...18265Thu, 08 May 2025 16:18:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-field-to-introduce-therapy-kiosks-for-fans-experiencing-162-game-emotional-roller-coaster-r18240/MINNEAPOLIS—After a particularly “character-building” start to the 2025 season, the Minnesota Twins are taking a bold new step in fan engagement by unveiling Therapy Kiosks throughout Target Field. (Well, really only on the first level, because no one is sitting in the upper deck.) These kiosks...18240Tue, 06 May 2025 13:09:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-mailbag-with-zeb-an-old-timey-gold-rush-prospector-r18228/Zebadiah ‘Zeb” Grundy is an old-timey gold rush prospector from the American Old West. He took some time yesterday to answer your questions about Twins baseball. Answers have been edited for clarity and to remove cultural references that would be considered “almost supernaturally racist” to mode...18228Fri, 02 May 2025 12:13:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/whoopsie-on-the-mound-twins-coaches-discover-they-forgot-pitcher-fielding-practice-r18134/MINNEAPOLIS—In a development that can only be described as vintage Twins, sources within the coaching staff admitted Wednesday that an “unfortunate oversight” led to the complete omission of pitcher’s fielding practice (PFP) during spring training. The reason? A printing error. Yes, you rea...18134Wed, 30 Apr 2025 17:14:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bombshell-investigation-reveals-tc-bear-behind-regrettable-twins-daily-parody-article-r18193/A recent parody article released on Twins Daily ruffled many feathers, due to its subject material and general tone-deafness. But the writer in the byline is trying to save face with an investigation into the matter, and he might just be justified in his qualms. An inquisition into the arti...18193Tue, 29 Apr 2025 12:42:01 +0000