https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/11/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/%E2%80%98gonna-be-a-chilly-one-this-weekend-observes-mauer-r18033/The Minnesota Twins continue their first homestand of the season this weekend against the Houston Astros. As they look to build some momentum after a rough 0-4 start, a former Twins great has some advice for fans coming to Target Field. “Gonna be a chilly one this weekend,” observed Joe Mau...18033Fri, 04 Apr 2025 12:28:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/secret-files-reveal-joe-mauers-plan-to-make-twins-more-minnesotan-r17960/FORT MYERS, FL – In a shocking discovery that has the Minnesota baseball world buzzing, secret files detailing Joe Mauer’s covert efforts to instill peak Minnesotan behavior in the Twins clubhouse have been uncovered at the team’s spring training facility. The documents, rolled up and stashed in...17960Tue, 01 Apr 2025 16:08:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-relegated-to-international-league-after-embarrassing-secret-loss-to-st-paul-saints-r18020/After the Minnesota Twins lost their first four games of the season, they hoped to get a mood boost from a quick scrimmage against their own Triple-A affiliate. Instead, they lost that, too. They were relegated to the International League and will play the remainder of the season at CHS Field. A...18020Tue, 01 Apr 2025 13:33:38 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hipster-twins-fan-torn-on-ironic-opening-day-jersey-choice-r17999/Carter Benjamin can’t decide. “Lots of Twins fans would walk into a thrift store, see a red Ron Coomer Twins jersey for $12, and think it’s the best day of their life,” said the 24-year-old Minneapolis resident. “For me, it’s hell.” Benjamin, an insufferable hipster, added that Coomer...17999Fri, 28 Mar 2025 12:19:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/hundreds-of-men-named-cody-wait-in-line-to-attend-twins-dailys-opening-day-watch-party-at-blackstack-brewing-r17985/With the official start to the Minnesota Twins’ 2025 season already upon us, Twins Daily’s popular Opening Day watch party event is poised to have its largest gathering ever. That is, of course, because every man named Cody in the quad-state area is planning to attend.  Organizers of the ev...17985Thu, 27 Mar 2025 12:21:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bombshell-investigation-reveals-twins-training-staff-doesnt-believe-in-stretching-muscle-science-r17966/In a stunning development that has sent shockwaves through the sports medicine community, a new exposé has revealed that the Minnesota Twins training staff does not, in fact, believe in stretching, muscle maintenance, or the human musculoskeletal system in general. The investigation was spa...17966Sun, 23 Mar 2025 12:07:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/harrison-bader-leaving-minnesota-twins-to-join-vampire-weekend-on-upcoming-tour-r17962/FORT MYERS — Minnesota Twins outfielder Harrison Bader—signed to a one-year, $6.25 million contract in early February—told reporters Saturday he is exiting Major League Baseball to join indie ska band Vampire Weekend on their upcoming tour. "It's always been a dream of mine," proclaimed an ecsta...17962Sat, 22 Mar 2025 16:15:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/royce-lewis-byron-buxton-expected-to-platoon-on-il-r17957/The Minnesota Twins’ relatively healthy spring training was marred earlier this week when infielder Royce Lewis strained a hamstring, knocking him out of the season opener (and likely a few more weeks beyond that). While it’s far from good news, team leaders say they are ready. “As a team t...17957Fri, 21 Mar 2025 12:12:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-implement-mustache-requirement-after-mickey-gaspers-stellar-spring-r17950/The Twins are taking fashion advice from one of their newest additions, and establishing their very first mandatory uniform directive—one that requires everyone in the organization to grow a mustache. After a scorching start to his Twins career over the last few weeks of spring training, Mickey...17950Thu, 20 Mar 2025 15:11:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/start-crafting-your-opening-day-excuse-today-r17922/With less than three weeks left before the Minnesota Twins home opener, fans are already preparing. Travel plans, pregame bar meetups, jersey choices—the list goes on. But what are you going to tell your boss? Some reading this might have the luxury of taking a half or full day of paid...17922Fri, 14 Mar 2025 12:15:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-embrace-scavenger-hunt-broadcast-strategy-to-boost-fan-engagement-r17914/In a bold and innovative move, the Minnesota Twins announced that they will make Twins.TV (their new MLB broadcast network) deliberately difficult to find. By ensuring that the channel is not conveniently located on major cable and satellite providers, the organization hopes to introduce an exci...17914Thu, 13 Mar 2025 12:26:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/rejected-pitches-for-special-features-on-twinstv-broadcasts-r17907/“Fire Manager” Button - With this feature, angry fans would have had the opportunity to hit a button calling for the immediate dismissal of manager Rocco Baldelli. Of course, this action would have led pessimistic, old-head buffoons to a dead end, which essentially happens whenever they tweet ou...17907Wed, 12 Mar 2025 12:37:02 +0000