https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/10/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-field-to-introduce-therapy-kiosks-for-fans-experiencing-162-game-emotional-roller-coaster-r18240/MINNEAPOLIS—After a particularly “character-building” start to the 2025 season, the Minnesota Twins are taking a bold new step in fan engagement by unveiling Therapy Kiosks throughout Target Field. (Well, really only on the first level, because no one is sitting in the upper deck.) These kiosks...18240Tue, 06 May 2025 13:09:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-mailbag-with-zeb-an-old-timey-gold-rush-prospector-r18228/Zebadiah ‘Zeb” Grundy is an old-timey gold rush prospector from the American Old West. He took some time yesterday to answer your questions about Twins baseball. Answers have been edited for clarity and to remove cultural references that would be considered “almost supernaturally racist” to mode...18228Fri, 02 May 2025 12:13:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/whoopsie-on-the-mound-twins-coaches-discover-they-forgot-pitcher-fielding-practice-r18134/MINNEAPOLIS—In a development that can only be described as vintage Twins, sources within the coaching staff admitted Wednesday that an “unfortunate oversight” led to the complete omission of pitcher’s fielding practice (PFP) during spring training. The reason? A printing error. Yes, you rea...18134Wed, 30 Apr 2025 17:14:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bombshell-investigation-reveals-tc-bear-behind-regrettable-twins-daily-parody-article-r18193/A recent parody article released on Twins Daily ruffled many feathers, due to its subject material and general tone-deafness. But the writer in the byline is trying to save face with an investigation into the matter, and he might just be justified in his qualms. An inquisition into the arti...18193Tue, 29 Apr 2025 12:42:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/universe-corrects-temporary-oversight-that-allowed-twins-fans-to-have-something-nice-r18199/MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a swift and decisive action on Friday night, the universe rectified what officials are calling a "temporary clerical error" that had mistakenly allowed Minnesota Twins fans to experience unmitigated joy for a full week. The error centered on rookie sensation Luke Keasch...18199Sat, 26 Apr 2025 16:51:00 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/the-athletic-reporter-accidently-added-to-center-field-group-chat-r18183/Earlier this week (on the latest episode of Gleeman and the Geek), Aaron Gleeman and John Bonnes riffed on a fictional “Center Fielders United” group chat where every snagged line drive and every towering no-doubter gets instant applause.   Cue the cosmic joke: Gleeman’s phone binged with a...18183Sat, 26 Apr 2025 14:10:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/minnesota-twins-ovo-lasik-lens-announce-partnership-r18157/The Twins brought in former rotation ace Tommy Milone, who received LASIK during his career, as a special consultant for the partnership. It's been reported that Milone held a team building event at OVO LASIK’s St. Louis Park office where players were given the opportunity to receive services fr...18157Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:57:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pope-franciss-dying-wish-%E2%80%9Ci-just-want-the-twins-to-sweep-the-godless-chicago-white-sox%E2%80%9D-r18178/The world is still reeling from the news of Pope Francis’s death on Monday, and as it turns out, the former head of the church was in a period of mourning and grief himself, before he died. “I always felt a connection to the most broken and defeated among us, which drew me to the fan base o...18178Thu, 24 Apr 2025 12:17:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/target-fields-next-statue-to-honor-fans-who-hold-ownership-accountable-r18116/After unveiling a picture-perfect tribute to the newest Twin to go into baseball’s hallowed Hall of Fame earlier this week, it appears the next statue to be erected outside of Target Field has been decided. An empty bronzed stadium seat will be placed outside Gate 29, honoring the fans who refus...18116Wed, 16 Apr 2025 13:24:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/satire-declared-dead-top-scribes-out-of-material-after-2025-twins-become-self-parody-r18111/MINNEAPOLIS — April 15, 2025 In a move that sent shockwaves through the upper Midwest's dwindling sportswriting community, satire has officially been pronounced dead, a casualty of the 2025 Minnesota Twins season – a campaign so comically mismanaged, so breathtakingly blunder-filled, that even...18111Tue, 15 Apr 2025 14:34:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mlb-exploring-al-central-expansion-to-include-more-beatable-teams-for-the-twins-r18046/Major League Baseball announced today that the AL Central will undergo an emergency expansion, in a stunning move designed to shake up baseball’s competitive landscape (or at least, the portion of it that includes the Minnesota Twins). The decision comes after the Twins’ rough start to the seaso...18046Fri, 11 Apr 2025 13:11:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-offense-clearly-distracted-by-%E2%80%98the-white-lotus-r18066/Twins hitters are hoping to get their eye back on the ball and off of their screens. In the season’s first two weeks, they’ve been incredibly distracted by new episodes of ‘The White Lotus’ on HBO, and their performance has suffered mightily. “We just aren’t getting what we want right now a...18066Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:42:01 +0000