https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/page/10/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-beat-writers-hold-closed-door-meeting-r18602/The Minnesota Twins hurled a 2-0 shutout of the Seattle Mariners on Wednesday night, which was notable for a few reasons. It provided a respite from three weeks of truly wretched pitching. They shut down a team led by MVP candidate Cal Raleigh. It came in the wake of a closed-door, pitcher...18602Fri, 27 Jun 2025 12:18:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/is-your-child-a-twins-fan-look-for-these-warning-signs-r18527/It starts innocently enough. Maybe they see a game on TV while flipping past Nickelodeon. Maybe Grandpa brings over an old Kirby Puckett baseball card. Maybe they wander too close to Target Field and breathe in the alluring scent of hot dogs and disappointment. However it happens, you need...18527Wed, 25 Jun 2025 16:10:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/bonnes-family-adopts-abandoned-twins-slugger-from-local-shelter-r18582/It’s the dog days of summer. Just ask John Bonnes and his family.  “Adding our new dog Rosa to our household has been such a treat. It’s so fulfilling to be able to provide a home to such a tender soul,” said Bonnes, while cleaning his kitchen floor for the third time today. “And that’s par...18582Tue, 24 Jun 2025 15:03:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/mauer-worries-that-%E2%80%98cincinnati-rain-delay-is-slang-for-s-e-x-r18555/The Minnesota Twins endured a long rain delay before Wednesday’s game with the Cincinnati Reds, one which ended early when another storm rolled through and sent the Twins to a 4-2 defeat after six innings of play. For one former Twin, the Reds’ victory also raised some red flags. “I du...18555Fri, 20 Jun 2025 13:15:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/pohlad-reads-boat-magazine-r18501/  The Minnesota Twins roared to life after a miserable 7-13 start on the strength of elite work from the starting rotation, with a 13-game winning streak highlighting the turnaround. Unfortunately, the last couple weeks have seen significant injuries to Pablo Lopez and Zebby Matthews a...18501Fri, 13 Jun 2025 12:27:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/teres-major-what-to-know-about-muscle-that-hates-your-favorite-team-r18446/Chances are, you'd never heard of the teres major until it ended Joe Ryan’s season last year. Now, after just barely putting that nightmare behind you, the same injury to the same muscle is sidelining Pablo López for most of the summer. What gives? Here’s all we know about this heretof...18446Fri, 06 Jun 2025 12:21:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-win-the-trade-kody-clemens-outperforms-cash-considerations-by-slight-margin-r18389/In a deal that initially flew under the radar, the Minnesota Twins acquired utility man Kody Clemens from the Philadelphia Phillies earlier this season in exchange for journeyman financial asset Cash Considerations. At the time, the move was met with shrugs. Now, it’s being met with "Did they re...18389Tue, 03 Jun 2025 15:03:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/royce-lewiss-slump-traced-to-his-evil-twin-groyce-r18399/The end of Royce Lewis’s 2024 season and beginning of his 2025 season were thought to have two things in common: Injuries and underperformance. In a startling development revealed on Thursday, there’s now a third thing: Groyce Lewis, Royce’s evil twin brother, who replaced the latter someti...18399Fri, 30 May 2025 12:14:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-fans-still-skeptical-of-strong-starting-pitching-citing-matt-shoemaker-ptsd-r18368/MINNEAPOLIS—In a shocking turn of events that defies decades of trauma, the Minnesota Twins’ starting rotation has once again shown signs of being competent—maybe even good. Naturally, this has led a certain segment of the fanbase to descend into full denial, clutching their Bert Blyleven bobble...18368Thu, 29 May 2025 14:15:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/next-final-destination-movie-said-to-revolve-around-the-minnesota-twins-r18383/With the tremendous box office success of Final Destination: Bloodlines, the newest installment of the popular horror-thriller franchise, it appears Hollywood is readying itself for another trip around the block. Warner Bros. is reportedly considering another chapter in the coming years, one tha...18383Wed, 28 May 2025 14:17:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/kodys-rekonsidered-r18356/Unexpected things happen in baseball. The Minnesota Twins are not immune to it. Indeed, they have too many to name in one blog. A smattering off the top of my head: A palm ball merchant named Tony Fiore throws absolute slop, posts double-digit victories, finishes 8th in Rookie of the Yea...18356Fri, 23 May 2025 11:23:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/enter-the-codyverse-clemens-credits-cody-collective-of-twins-territory-for-success-r18349/Since being acquired in a low-wattage trade in late April, Kody Clemens has emerged as a central figure in the team’s torrid May turnaround. Previously a fringe big-leaguer best known for being Roger’s kid, Clemens has hit .318 with a 1.070 OPS and delivered multiple game-changing home runs in t...18349Thu, 22 May 2025 14:03:00 +0000