https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/?d=1News: Minnesota Twins Satireenhttps://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/under-new-ownership-jake-cave-rebrands-as-jacob-cave-r20587/20587Fri, 26 Jun 2026 13:13:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-ownership-appears-on-shark-tank-r20575/Minnesota Twins Executive Chair Tom Pohlad appeared on Shark Tank this week seeking $150 million in funding for a groundbreaking startup known as Competitive Payroll. The company, which Pohlad described as "an innovative new approach to running a Major League Baseball franchise," is seeking capi...20575Wed, 24 Jun 2026 17:09:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/citing-success-of-kody-clemens-twins-sign-trent-hrbek-chad-radke-r20539/The Minnesota Twins' endless bargain-bin shopping has resulted in precious few finds, but it feels safe to say that acquiring Kody Clemens for cash in April 2025 was an unqualified success. Clemens has played close to every position on the field, hit for unexpected power, and is a clubhouse favo...20539Fri, 19 Jun 2026 13:15:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/which-former-twin-is-destined-to-win-the-world-series-fans-brace-for-next-chapter-of-the-minnesota-curse-r20510/Delusional Minnesota sports fans worry about their own teams winning championships. Now they're worried about everyone else's. The panic began in February, when former Vikings quarterback Sam Darnold signed a massive contract with Seattle and promptly led the Seahawks to a 29-13 Super Bowl...20510Thu, 18 Jun 2026 14:13:29 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/your-dad-about-to-ask-if-kaelen-culpepper-is-related-to-daunte-r20495/Twins fans—and even some in independent sports media—are advocating for the call-up of shortstop Kaelen Culpepper, the team's top draft pick from 2024. With Culpepper sizzling-hot for the Triple-A St. Paul Saints and Minnesota in desperate need of even replacement-level play at the position, it...20495Fri, 12 Jun 2026 12:15:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/twins-acquire-cash-considerations-pohlads-celebrate-r20468/The Minnesota Twins announced this week that they traded Simeon Woods Richardson to the Toronto Blue Jays in exchange for Cash Considerations, once again proving that baseball's most valuable asset isn't a five-tool prospect or Cy Young contender. It's a guy named Cash. For most organizatio...20468Thu, 11 Jun 2026 14:44:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/viral-%E2%80%9Ctarps-off%E2%80%9D-trend-tragically-makes-its-way-to-target-field-press-box-r20454/On Tuesday night, Target Field was hit with the hottest viral trend when it comes to professional sporting events. Hundreds of young men made their way to section 238 in right field, removed their shirts, and waved them wildly over their heads as a rallying cry.  This is Tarps Off. It’s bec...20454Mon, 08 Jun 2026 15:12:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/joe-ryan-voted-most-likely-athlete-to-know-who-geese-is-r20451/Although it's only the one-third mark of the 2026 season, it seems fair to argue that Joe Ryan is the most valuable pitcher in the Twins rotation. And while any All-Star or postseason recognition will have to wait, Ryan can hang his hat on at least one honor: He looks like he listens to Geese....20451Fri, 05 Jun 2026 12:16:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/how-to-talk-to-your-children-about-the-chicago-white-sox-r20399/The Chicago White Sox are no longer godless. That's the only conclusion one can draw through one-third of the MLB season. And as hard as it is for adults to reckon with, imagine what your children are going through. In a fluid, volatile world, they've grown up with vanishingly few constants...20399Fri, 29 May 2026 13:14:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/saints-dust-off-the-royce-lewis-and-matt-wallner-merch-rack-r20360/There are few certainties in baseball. The sun rises in the east. Bullpen games last four hours. And the Minnesota Twins eventually send a struggling player to St. Paul. That reality hit again last week, when the Twins demoted Royce Lewis and Matt Wallner to Triple-A. Within minutes, the St...20360Mon, 25 May 2026 14:09:01 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/sources-twins-hope-new-stop-pitching-bad-program-helps-richardson-get-back-on-track-r20358/Simeon Woods Richardson's struggles have been well documented here and elsewhere. His ineffectiveness has only been magnified by the tidal wave of injuries impacting the rest of the starting rotation. While his move to the bullpen last week was the first step in rebuilding him into the effective...20358Fri, 22 May 2026 13:01:02 +0000https://twinsdaily.com/news-rumors/just-for-fun/msps-most-wanted-twins-daily-tracks-down-the-airport-employee-stealing-mlb-umpire-pants-r20344/BLOOMINGTON, Minn.—For weeks, Major League Baseball has been dealing with a crisis no one saw coming. Not gambling. Not robot umpires. Not another pace of play debate. Pants. Specifically, umpire pants. Twice in recent weeks, MLB umpiring crews arrived at Target Field without the proper uni...20344Thu, 21 May 2026 16:15:02 +0000