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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/page/46/?d=1</link><description><![CDATA[Minnesota Twins News, Rumors & Analysis: Minnesota Twins Satire & Humor]]></description><language>en</language><item><title>Area Man to Let Bullpen Ruin His Family's Weekend</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/area-man-to-let-bullpen-ruin-his-family39s-weekend-r7911/</link><description>In an otherwise ideal season, the Minnesota Twins' glaring weakness remains their bullpen. And at least one man is going to let it wreck the next few days.

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Scott Andersen and his wife Molly are on a rare date night at an upscale restaurant, as Molly&#x2019;s sister is in town and watching their t...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7911</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jun 2019 13:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rejected Taglines for the 1981 Minnesota Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/rejected-taglines-for-the-1981-minnesota-twins-r7872/</link><description>As the local media test drives nicknames (Bomba Squad, SotaPop, The Strapping Young Men from Where The North Loop Meets Downtown But It&#x2019;s Kind of The Warehouse District Too) for the powerful 2019 Minnesota Twins roster, Twins Daily offers an exclusive look at some of the rejected talking points fo...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7872</guid><pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2019 11:05:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Twins Fan Ready to Overreact to 3-Game Losing Streak</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/twins-fan-ready-to-overreact-to-3-game-losing-streak-r7844/</link><description>Karl Paulson is enjoying the Twins&#x2019; astonishing 2019 as much as anyone. He&#x2019;s also prepared to lose his damn mind at the first sign of a minor setback.
&#x201C;I&#x2019;m going to freak the entire hell out if they lose three in a row,&#x201D; said Paulson. &#x201C;If I can buy an actual, physical panic button, I will purchase...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7844</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 May 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Channeling Larry King with RandBall's Stu</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/channeling-larry-king-with-randball39s-stu-r7810/</link><description>As a certified Old, I remember with not a little fondness Larry King&#x2019;s column in USA Today, wherein he would just ramble all over the map with pithy observations like &#x201C;For my money Angie Dickinson should be on Mount Rushmore, tell Roosevelt to shove it&#x201D; or &#x201C;Broccoli is nature&#x2019;s toilet.&#x201D; Since this...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7810</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Contrarian Reveals &#x2018;Twins Are Hitting Too Many Home Runs&#x2019; Take</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/local-contrarian-reveals-%E2%80%98twins-are-hitting-too-many-home-runs%E2%80%99-take-r7779/</link><description>Unlikable Chaska man shares opinion on Minnesota&#x2019;s hot start.
Barry Daniel is well aware of the Twins&#x2019; MLB-best record, and the power surge that&#x2019;s propelled it. He&#x2019;s not about to let anyone within his radius feel good about it.

&#x201C;They&#x2019;re setting themselves up to fail in the long run,&#x201D; said Daniel,...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7779</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2019 11:05:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Local Woman Debates Telling Friend Where The Twins Play Next</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/local-woman-debates-telling-friend-where-the-twins-play-next-r7751/</link><description>Aidan Lynch was ready to celebrate on Thursday. After watching the Twins bury the Houston Astros 8-2 in person, he and his friends left Target Field to toast the team&#x2019;s AL-best 19-10 record at a nearby pub.

One of those friends, Shelly Ryan, was happy to lift a beer with him, but also uneasy.
&#x201C;He...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7751</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Guy Who Remembers the 1999 Twins Feels Bad for the Orioles</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/guy-who-remembers-the-1999-twins-feels-bad-for-the-orioles-r7724/</link><description>Tad Krumrie was a Twins season ticket holder in 1999. He doesn&#x2019;t remember it fondly.

&#x201C;It was pretty grim. Beautiful summer day outside, and I&#x2019;d go to the Metrodome, sit in a seat that faced the visitor&#x2019;s bullpen with maybe 3,000 other disinterested people, and watch Midre Cummings and Cleatus Dav...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7724</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2019 11:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Falvey: I Will Spoil Avengers Ending If You Ask About the Bullpen One More Time</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/falvey-i-will-spoil-avengers-ending-if-you-ask-about-the-bullpen-one-more-time-r7700/</link><description>The long-simmering debate over the Twins bullpen came to a head on Thursday, as a defiant Derek Falvey threatened to reveal the ending of the next Avengers movie to the next person who asked about relief pitching.

Avengers: Endgame premieres in theaters next week, and has been the subject of much...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7700</guid><pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2019 11:02:00 +0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Homonym Leads to Hot Water for Jason Castro, Twins</title><link>https://twinsdaily.com/minnesota-twins-news/just-for-fun/homonym-leads-to-hot-water-for-jason-castro-twins-r7602/</link><description>Among the many &#x201C;new school&#x201D; approaches of the Twins front office is an increased focus on pitch framing, wherein catchers tweak their movements to maximize the odds of the home plate umpire calling a strike.
Unfortunately, Jason Castro might have needed a little more clarification.

Fort Myers pol...</description><guid isPermaLink="false">7602</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2019 14:00:00 +0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
